When you dive in the pool and your shorts float up. Or when you see a sexy woman parading herself in a skimpy thong by the pool and you start removing your pants cuz you wanna jack with your hard on but the woman discovers you're naked and hard underwater hehe
When you dive in the pool and your shorts float up. Or when you see a sexy woman parading herself in a skimpy thong by the pool and you start removing your pants cuz you wanna jack with your hard on but the woman discovers you're naked and hard underwater hehe
as a teenager, I was caught naked with a boy in the back seat. We were getting it on, when a cop knocked on the window. How embarrassing! I was so glad he let us go without calling my parents. I guess, I have always been a naughty girl.
campground in Wyoming. It wasn't as desereted as we thought. I was on my toes in the dirt cause, well, the table was higher than my legs and Little Sampson could reach and I couldn't put my hands on her because the angle would've crushed her into the edge of the table... So I was balancing...arms out like "Whale-Rider" or "Equus" or some arms-in-the-air doggie-esque thing. And through the stand of trees comes this couple. They appeared over-dressed for the wilderness if you ask me....like they were from the fifties, like Lucy and Desi if they went camping. By the time I realized we had been seen they had turned around and were scampering out into the brush and my lady friend and I climbed up on the table proper for some doggie without the balancing act. Of all the gin joints in all of Wyoming they had to walk in on us....and not during "normal proper" doggie sex. No. They had to walk in on us while I was balancing on my toes in the "Karate Kid" Swan position.
Whose boss interrupted them in a courtyard of an office building complex over lunch. They had their clothes off and were about to go into doggie. It seems they thought since all the windows around them were reflective, that the windows were not really windows!
Their boss was surprisingly cool about this. They both still kept their jobs.
As for your interruption, JP, your interlopers obviously thought you were performing some kind of mystical ritual!
I would have to say a secluded spot in the forest near Slide Rock in Sedona. I was gettin' it on with my sweetie, and it wasn't embarrassing at all, until elderly couple right by us! :P
I sleep naked and I also grab my paper every morning,sans clothes, well the paper boy missed his mark one morning and I croched down and I went for the long stretch to get my paper I have a screen door, and a regular door, regular door locks automatically when closed,I thought I had my foot on the regular door I was more concerned with being naked and grabbing the paper! well you can imagine what happened! I yelled for my neighbor next door, a real nice girl and she brought me a long large sweatshirt and she went down and got the manager for me to unlock my door while I stayed in her apt. Needless to say I put on my rob now to get the paper!!! Thank God her screen door was open because it was a nice cool morning! I lucked out!
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