Any providers meet gents rockin this stuff? I wonder if it's worth a look (not that I've ever had any complaints mind you) or if showering beforehand is just the safest bet. I wonder if it tastes weird though...I mean I've never licked deodorant but I can't imagine it tastes very good haha

Be im sure a shower right before will suffice

Personally, I love the idea although I think this product would offer the same benefits as a light spray of regular deodorant between the legs.  Being a hygiene fanatic, I cannot express enough the importance of not only washing thoroughly, but DRYING is also very important! Any moisture that is left behind will immediately start to form bacteria which leads to unpleasant odor....from your  manhood to your  behind...it all needs to be washed and dried completely! Using deodorant or powder is a good idea as well...especially in the summer months. Removing ALL hair is a great idea as well. Just my 2cents.

so I sort of doubt they would appreciate tasting chemicals on mine; but I'll leave that decision up to them.

Would be curious as to whether any ladies think this is too strong of a scent.  My ex absolutely loved it and I actually find myself smelling my arm from time to time after a shower.  

I wouldn't want to lick off a layer of deodorant, but I love the scent of soap if it's been washed off well.

You are delightful in just about every way. Between you and Clarence...geez, I might have to be in lesbian love with both of you....

On some things we think a like and on this one, I can't tell you how simply intoxicating the fragrance of a clean healthy pussy is (well you already know), MINUS, the added chemicals that actually do more harm in the  long run.

Seems that SS is going totally psycho on here.

She screams how much she hates men...and then says she is "falling" for a man  LOL

Run fisher...run for your life!!!

PS...Clarence...you too  

Take a shower at least once a day, I'm a clean freak so I shower at least twice a day.

I have never heard of that stuff, I guess there is a need. Especially if you are overweight and you get that frumunda  cheese in the fat crease of the skin. That shit is gross.

If you want the best possible experience shave, shower, shoot.

MM

and I see no reason to change now.

Her cellphone ring is the Old Spice jingle!

She has changed her posting attacks over the past couple of weeks.

So not sure why she has so much hate in her life now...but I suspect it was always there.

And stupid has nothing to do with posters on TER...plenty of that on both sides of this fence  LOL

She did not know these were your boys, so she responded as she would to any guy being so mean...hell, I did not even know until yesterday. Someone starting a thread about how old providers should all retire, is not exactly grounds for civil feedback, especially when you say 26 is old lol. He did not say women in their 60s should retire, he said anyone over 25, which is insane. Most guys I know won't see any woman UNDER 30, so the market for them is actually better than for many.

I am not over 35 either, but it does not change the fact that many women were insulted by that post. It was intended to stir up shit, and it did just that...bravo. You know I am all for a good trainwreck, but cmon. Enough is enough already. We just had a charity thread followed by a rash of insults in the next one. Can't we just be nice for like 2 weeks? LOL.

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For asking an honest question.
I have no agenda other than to learn.
I'm super respectful to women in, and out of the hobby.
But she automatically assumed I was some sex crazed asshole looking to pound the shit out of them.
After that I got the picture. I'll never use the ignore feature though. I'm above that, and her.
Respect does go both ways. It's one thing to joke around. I do it all of the time.
It's another to shit all over someone you know absolutely nothing about.


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You are cool!
I would listen to your advice.
BTW...
The homosexual women I am friends with, or am related to would not constantly remind me that they are gay.
It's classless.

I like my fetishes as well  

I didn't realize that there were groups here that one needed to consider their "boys" or "girls".

We all post to whomever we desire...and in whatever context that TER will allow.

If you looked at SS posts from several months ago...to what she is doing now...a very different board persona is showing up.  Honestly I don't really care if she hates all me (yea fish...that includes you and Clarence as well  LOL)...hotplants does as well.  But what I have a problem with is that she has completely turned her posting style into a total attack mode (except where today she tried to make nicey nice with fish and clarence  LOL).  Hopefully if she wants to play as aggressively as she seems to want to...TER will allow those others who want to play the latitude to respond to her condescending remarks the way they need to be addressed.

I highly doubt TER will allow many of those posts to stand given they have already deleted posts to her.  So the only folks here that are protecting anyone is TER protecting hookers from us nasty johnnie boys...you know, the ones that SS claims to NOT see  LOL

But sure seems to know quite a bit about them     And clearly hates all of them!!

And their only defense is that I hate all men. How is it you get it but the dolts that it is aimed at ...whoosh, right over their heads.

Yeah I guess they collectively feel that we should sit back and take those insults. And of course when a hooker fires back, the crybabies start whining. I treat those with the exact amount of respect or disrespect they deserve.

Some of these so called men who dish it should learn to take it. Bt then there's a difference between a man and a bully...

And frankly I don't give a rats ass whose circle jerk they belong to...all the same to me.

Don't waste your breath trying to explain. They don't grasp the concept of being treated how they treat others. You do and that's why I will give you all the respect you deserve. The rest...compost!

You're so full of yourself that even YOU are believing that you know something that none of us really get.

We get who you are....just another pathetically lonely and hate filled man hater.  YOU hate your life, your job and not just men I suspect, but people in general.

So sure...keep telling yourself that WE don't get it.  I am not writing using YOUR handle...YOU are.  And if you read what apparently a number of readers are indeed reading...pay the fuck attention.

I'm sure that you and your therapist are seeing each other quite often!  Hint...get together more often.

And defense...nope.  I wasn't attacking you, nor was anyone else.  YOU decided you were being personally attacked...and ONLY you.  Funny I don't see too many other hookers babbling away every day on these boards crying how the johnnie boys are so mean.

You claim to NOT see johnnie boys....What a fucking joke!!

It's dragging on the ground you poor hard done by soul. It's a fuck board...get over yourself. All you big men on fuck board campus...someone hurts your feelings and you bitch about it.  Gay, gay, gay, gay...there...lol.

Hysterical...The only concept YOU don't get is that YOU are the problem.

No one here has any interest (except for fish...but he's just being fish  LOL) in knowing you personally...and yet you honestly keep on babbling as if you think they do  LOL

You're just another pathetic troll (and there are plenty here  LOL) looking for some affirmation on a message board...it's just that simple.

And as long as TER is willing to allow anyone to call you out on your demeaning and condescending criticisms of men...then we can play here.  And YOU know that most of the posters I am speaking of know the type of bullshit you are doing.  And YOU were first in line complaining of that type of board banter  LOL

Welcome to the dark side  

Crying here that the meanie boys are not playing nice  LOL

Get over yourself...so your a dyke that hooks...BFD

Try loving yourself sometime....your whole attitude on the world may change.

Or just keep on ripping on everyone as if they are the root of all your problems!

But I agree with SS on one thing:  I'm not going to have sex with you!

See what I mean. I state a truth, so I must be a crybaby.
You are no better than the men you cry about.
You are a hypocrite. It is sad that you have no clue.
You can try to bait me into getting angry, or fighting with you.
Won't work. You know you are a tool.
Or you would not have responded.
I really don't like to talk to women like this. They usually deserve more respect.
So please go back into your hole. Female troll.
BTW. The only person who cares about your sexual preference here is you.
I was trying to point out how dumb you make yourself look when you remind us like it matters.
But that went over your head too. That's okay. I forgive you.

I don't want to fight with you. And does responding to my post make you a tool....by your estimation it sure does.

Sorry if I gave you the impression I was at all interested in what you think about me and my sexuality and if I want to mention it in every post I will.

Hypocrite??? I RESPOND to nasty posts, I just don't come on here like a few idiots and start train wrecks and insult people. I sure as the sun shines will have an opinion but to just come here and be a complete asshole..no.

If you take your head out of your ass long enough you will notice that the men that get my respect also give it. They are not rude, mean, assholes for the sheer sake of it. If you were unbiased you could find posts that I am supportive and decent to those who are in kind. The only posts that I go off on are those that in my estimation are bullies and pricks who show very little to no respect for the very women they fuck. In my eyes that makes them lower than dirt. And if by me calling them out and treating them the same makes me a hypocrite in your eyes, so be it.

And to lighten the moment..did you know I am GAY>>>GAY>>>GAY...come on laugh, it's not that hard...

And as most of us know...Opinions are like assholes...WE all have one!!

Nope SS...YOU have come on here over the past few weeks looking for and starting fights with many posters.  But YOU don't see it...too bad.

So as I said a few times now...you want to get into the mud with the rest of those who YOU claim to be assholes.  So that is by MY definition a HYPOCRITE.

And glad you straightened out the rest of us pond scum that you're gay.  As most have said...that doesn't give you a license to be an asshole.  But you have become one...never the less!!

Posted By: saturnsky

I don't want to fight with you. And does responding to my post make you a tool....by your estimation it sure does.

Sorry if I gave you the impression I was at all interested in what you think about me and my sexuality and if I want to mention it in every post I will.

Hypocrite??? I RESPOND to nasty posts, I just don't come on here like a few idiots and start train wrecks and insult people. I sure as the sun shines will have an opinion but to just come here and be a complete asshole..no.

If you take your head out of your ass long enough you will notice that the men that get my respect also give it. They are not rude, mean, assholes for the sheer sake of it. If you were unbiased you could find posts that I am supportive and decent to those who are in kind. The only posts that I go off on are those that in my estimation are bullies and pricks who show very little to no respect for the very women they fuck. In my eyes that makes them lower than dirt. And if by me calling them out and treating them the same makes me a hypocrite in your eyes, so be it.

And to lighten the moment..did you know I am GAY>>>GAY>>>GAY...come on laugh, it's not that hard...

Sure glad we have that issue behind us

The funny part of what SS is screaming about is that she is a dyke that hooks.  

I've had plenty of gals that are lesbo's in this game as P4P partners.  Not a biggie for me..and clearly not an issue for them.

They love their lives...stay away from the boards...and just live their lives.

SS certainly seems conflicted with things...as she has made comments that she had never made earlier in her posting history.  Hopefully she can resolve those issues and just play on the boards like most of the rest of the pond scum do  

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Yes I am a tool for responding to this.
I never gave you a reason to freak out on me, but you did. All I posted up there was the fact that it happened. I never saw your name before that. Here we go again.
You can't see how that is being hypocritical? Or am i just being a girly man?
I have nothing against you or your sexuality, or your enemies on this board.
You are the one on the attack when you post.

Okay thats enough of that. Lets drop it, and be friends.
You want GAY?
I actually own a pair of Superman undies. Big "S" on the crotch of course.
The best part is they have a cape. Velcro, so I can change anywhere.
I never had the guts to wear them yet.

I say lets drop it, and be friends. No response.
Well whatever..
My olive branch stays extended.

You gave her all of 36 minutes to reply, before you responded to your own post!

And I think you should wear those undies on your next escort visit. I guarantee she'll get a kick out of them. And they're not gay, they are cool in a comic book kinds way.

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Keeping the bod in tip top shape.

...and all I wanted was to poke fun at sweaty balls

I have no vested interest in what type of "johnnie boys" I see, or do not see as I'll never see any of them.

But I found that thread insulting. And not just as a woman---but as a human being. It was exceedingly rude and unnecessary.

And, the fact that you continue to respond to "hooker" reactions to these kinds of posts/comments as an indication that they are lonely, fat, ugly, man-haters is plenty enough evidence to support the fact that you really do not "get it".

Or even worse, perhaps you do get it but, you (and yours) deliberately choose to be as insulting and demeaning as possible.

you had me on ignore  

Sorry if you didn't figure out how to use it..or you're just a glutton for this drivel.

So you found the thread insulting...too bad!  This is not a place for you and your kind if you don't want to discuss these types of topics.  Or even simpler for you to grasp...don't fucking read the posts/threads that YOU find insulting.

Reading the drivel between you and others is equally as painful.  But since I am a grown up and decide to read this shit...then it's on me.  It's in YOUR control to read what you like...or not.

Quit your bitching about the diversity on this board.  It's quite obvious that there are a myriad of personalities and interests...and to think that everyone will like or agree on every topic is myopic.

Now join ole saturn at the gym and the two of you can commiserate on man hating together!

You are not actually this dense.

Who does not “get” that there is a way to discuss [pick any topic] without starting it off by deliberately being as asshole. Or that, there is a way to respond to a post without leading with personal insults…..or that, you will be treated with as much respect as you give others?

You do “get this” right? Honestly……I find it hard to believe that anyone could be as thick as you keep claiming to be.

You enjoy deliberately being an ass. You think personal insults are fun. You think that because you’re talking to “hookers” that there is absolutely no value in simple common courtesy. You default to calling women who disagree with you old, fat, ugly, man-haters.

Fine. So, MAN-UP, GROW A PAIR AND OWN IT. This playing dumb thing is lame. You’ll still be an ass. But, at least, you won’t look like an ignorant one.

Off to do some man-hating now.....

We made a tiny font! Hehehe.
Be well Saturn. Keep up the workouts!
I need to motivate, and hit the gym more.
It's such a waste to have a membership, and not go.

What you need is a smoking hot workout partner..I have one and it makes the gym soooo much better. The constant flirting, watching those tiny beads of sweat roll down her neck, converging at that lovely dip above where the sternum starts and then watching it roll down between her boobs.

I tell you, it's a great motivator.

I think I'm going to like being your friend!

Last week was the last time I went.
I usually work out alone, and it sucks. I try not to gawk at the women there but this one girl blew my mind.
Not only was she drop dead gorgeous, but she was strong!
She had more weight than I can curl on her shoulders, and she was lunging around the gym.
I couldn't help but stare, and imagine just how strong those legs were.
I need to man up, and ask her to spot me! I love strong women.
Nothing better than a Tight bod covered in sweat, heaving chest.. Yum!

I hear you on the strong woman thing..so sexy. Seriously, ask her. I get asked to spot and have no problem. How do you feel about those angled grooves on the lower abdomen that start near the hip bone and move in and down toward heaven? Hard for women to get but when they do, yeah, I have trouble keeping my composure. So we have something in common..we both love strong women. I will have to add smart to that...intelligence is intoxicating.



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I'll answer you. Someone gave me this bottle of shower oil.
That french company L'Occme (or something) makes it.
The almond kind makes your balls smell like sweet almond cookies!
I think it is for girls, but it smells awesome.
No shit. It lasts longer than regular soap too.
Everything from that place is expensive though.
Also make sure she isn't allergic to almond.
That would suck if she broke out in hives or starts wheezing!

I am also the sweaty ball king!
When I was bar tending, my balls sweat so bad, my socks were wet!
They call it "Waiters rash."
I call it Cranky Balls!
So if you see your bartender using the hand dryer on his crotch. You now know why.

flavors, could be fun!

You are most definitely compost.

I love almond anything. I have furniture oil that has an almond scent.  L'Occitanne I think is the company...my spelling could be off too. Their stuff is great. I have some bubble bath from them.