I read these reviews and in most of them the hookers have 5-6-7 fucking orgasms.

So why is it that when I tell a hooker NOT to pretend with me...she doesn't have one?  I must be doing something wrong.  I'm able to change my cock size (thanks to the thread below), and my tongue has magical powers.  And to top it off...I have a physique that has me as a stunt double for many of the James Bond movies (perhaps that is the problem....I haven't been used in nearly 30 years).

Sheesh...I guess it's best to keep my big trap shut and let her scream with delight when all I do is smile at her  

Oh...and she squeals with delight when I hand her the benjies....is that the Big O the reviewers are talking about?  And if so...is it best to space out each benjie over a 10 minute period?  Yep...that seems like it'll work  

But you could see a squirter if you want to be absolutely sure.

out of a total of about 20 appointments with 6-7 providers.

i dont even try anymore.Remember, it's all about me.At least that's what they tell me.

Start using Ulyssies instead and you'll get twice as many Os! But I wouldn't break it down any further. I don't think Andies or Alexes would get the same effect. (and Georgies only work on strippers)

The only thing I don't like about the hobby....
I don't have the balls to ask for that yet.
"Don't overreact. It makes me feel stupid."

There are so many guys on here who don't seem to be having a good time. I don't get it.

Everybody knows that the absolute best thing about sex is bragging about it afterwards, so I tend to lend a little bit of slack to those guys who claim to be fucking these girls silly. For myself, I usually say to a woman: "Look. You are hot. I'm not. We both own mirrors, it's not rocket science. Please don't scream my name or claw my back or tell me I'm the best... anything... you've ever had, because it will just make me laugh and ruin the mood. I don't even mind if you look at your watch, as long as you don't bang on it to see if it's stopped..."

Then, every once in a while, she will cry out "oh, baby, that's good" and I cum like a wildcat

How does a REAL MAN know if his woman has an orgasm?

Dammit guys, REAL MEN DON'T CARE!!!!

I agree.  Even if its fake then who cares.  It's about having fun and being entertained.  And moans, groans, and "fake" orgasms are still entertaining.  I mean do you want it to be dead silent as you're hitting it from the back?  I agree, who cares.  However sometimes some moans and screams can sound REALLY fake, those are just annoying.

That she has closed her eyes and imagines I am Brad Pitt with John Holmes cock. Makes me feel much better about the situation.

If she IS actually thinking about, well...there is no cure for that so...good luck to her.



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Good Idea!! I'm going to try Washingtons. That way, I'll get 300 to 500 an hour!!

WOW, am I  ever a stud!!

"Georgies only work on strippers? Hmmmmm?

He's not called "perfect" for nothin ya no?

Some of these reviews are like mini novels made to make the writer look like a stud---very entertaining!  As for squirting---I have been with 2 ladies that do this and all I can say is, it smelled a lot like urine so to me, the just is still out on the whole issue!

Maybe on occasion a hooker is actually achieving the Big O with a waterfall....but more likely is she is just taking a piss on the poor johnnie boy.

And of course he has to write all about how she "came" all over him...so it must be true.  

Isn't everything on the internet true?  

Make it a competition

She has to squirt...NOT pee all over you for it to count.

Hell, it might only cost you..well, zero  

Just don't write up the review with a 10/10 and 385 Big O's....I'll know it was YOU otherwise  LOL

And yea...we're all studs.  

And NO hooker will EVER make you feel stupid!!

Now what she babbles to her friends...that's another story  

I know when a women has a big O because they start to sweat.  Girls is this true?

I think that REAL MEN do care...but only with a gal they actually are involved with and aren't paying to lie to them.

Hookers...they'll lie for the buckaroos...and then you have the lost souls here that can't differentiate.

I will say that the experienced Johnnie Boys don't give a shit about a hooker having an O.  But then you still have some that are so lonely that they need that to be their reality.

Posted By: clarence37

There are so many guys on here who don't seem to be having a good time. I don't get it.

Everybody knows that the absolute best thing about sex is bragging about it afterwards, so I tend to lend a little bit of slack to those guys who claim to be fucking these girls silly. For myself, I usually say to a woman: "Look. You are hot. I'm not. We both own mirrors, it's not rocket science. Please don't scream my name or claw my back or tell me I'm the best... anything... you've ever had, because it will just make me laugh and ruin the mood. I don't even mind if you look at your watch, as long as you don't bang on it to see if it's stopped..."

Then, every once in a while, she will cry out "oh, baby, that's good" and I cum like a wildcat

How does a REAL MAN know if his woman has an orgasm?

Dammit guys, REAL MEN DON'T CARE!!!!

1)  Her grocery shopping lists
2)  Need to get to her salon on time
3)  Praying that you didn't short her
4)  Hoping that "time doesn't stop"

BUT...for an extra benjie or two...she'll think that you/I are Brad Pitt (maybe not after that pathetic commercial he's doing...but the one who played Achilles).  

Sure....if you want to buy that

She's only sweating because she knows that it's YOU...and that you'll post up some more drivel  

Sorry...if she isn't peeing (squirting) all over you....it's a fake  LOL

Go to five minutes into this exhibition!

No...I didn't need to waste one second watching this (and mainly I don't go for this shit as too often there are viruses in this garbage).

But remember, I did qualify my prior comment saying that "it could happen"...but rarely.  And EVEN more rarely with a johnnie boy.  But easy enough to make that johnnie boy believe...just pee on him  

Just look below at FIDCUOF post on "but she sweats"...yea,  any johnnie boy will believe anything  LOL

Is very diverse indeed. Some really do "O" very quietly, but need to have multiples to get the full quaking effect. Some quiver and lose urine in the most common "squirt" experience. I find it all very sexy, but am equally suspicious of the professional as to whether it was real sometimes, but I don't care in the end, if that was her"O" and she faked...Okay, she has her reasons. My favorite girl has a quiet one, and I have often told her that until I bring the grapeseed oil, and we have lots of time to get very comfortable, she really hasn't had a real one with me yet. I wish she would call and tell me to bring it!

BTW, I wasn't writing a rebuttal to your post, just passing along something I found after doing some research on the subject. I would like some clarification though, I thought when I make a BBW sweat, it was a sure fire sign..no?

And you realize that many guys only suggest that "baby fat" or "athletic" on the TER page.

But they are fatty's...and should be proud of that.  In fact, some actually advertise they are fatty's.  Others...well, the surprise is when johnnie boy walks in.  And then the putz doesn't walk out...and writes "she was a little fuller than I expected"...SHIT...just tell us she's a fatty!!

But I am 110% sure that when a fatty sweats...she's having an orgasm.  Or she's just sweating from walking from the door to the bed...and exercise is strenuous  

I'm on detention for being mean!

And it wasn't being mean...just honest.

Unlike those pathetic reviews that johnnie boy writes...if I want to watch a Lifetime movie...she'll need to pay me  

With that much movement going on how's she NOT supposed to be in a perpetual state of orgasmic pleasure?

You wish you and your "real man" could do that!

My little Herman doesn't even get "heavy" for that type. He knows we can't compete!

I have been with non-provider gals that squirt....never been with a girl who has pissed on me.  I honestly don't know if I'd be able to tell the difference, but maybe I'll find out if I can.  LOL

Posted By: beenaround2553

Maybe on occasion a hooker is actually achieving the Big O with a waterfall....but more likely is she is just taking a piss on the poor johnnie boy.

And of course he has to write all about how she "came" all over him...so it must be true.  

Isn't everything on the internet true?  

Posted By: jjj1

Some of these reviews are like mini novels made to make the writer look like a stud---very entertaining!  As for squirting---I have been with 2 ladies that do this and all I can say is, it smelled a lot like urine so to me, the just is still out on the whole issue!

Posted By: JustGopherIt

But you could see a squirter if you want to be absolutely sure.

1) She has to be comfortable and uninhibited
2) Give her a quart of Gatoraide or equivalent >30 mins. prior to fun (no peeing)
3) Work on her to give multiple orgasms
4) Stand CLEAR. Once she begins to "squirt" she won't be able to stop and the orgasm will continue until everything in sight is soaked.

Yes of course it is a urine squirt, but the orgasm is worth the price of admission until cleanup time.

Re: Sure....if you want to buy that

I don't buy that...I have made women cum all my life.  Some fake and some real.  However, I know and feel when it's real.   I was with a provider last week and she started to sweat and her pussy started to tighten.  She was cumming for sure !!!  Plus made a wet spot on the bed

That way you can explain how you know if she's faking or not.

Sure to be a bestseller...either form.

Unless you're faking it (as in knowing these so called facts)?  Not too hard (pun intended) to tell  LOL

Might want to stick with your loving throngs on the LA board.  Oh wait...they also tell you that you're FOS!!

I mean overly loud. Like REALLY LOUD! I feel stupid walking out.
People had to hear. It is embarrassing.
But I think you gave me the answer.

They got plenty to make fun of me about!
I have fucked up a session or two. In stupid ways.
There was my first time.. Oh the memories.
I was shitting my pants. She wanted to give me a massage, but the lotion was almost empty, and she couldn't squeeze it out. So take it. (I was really good at squeezing bottles of lotion at the time)
But I am nervous, and have super strength, blasting lotion all over the fucking bed.
She didn't like that.
That was just the beginning of a pretty awkward date.
Im gettin better at it though. Slowly.
Let me tell ya. It was tough to get back on the horse after that shit!

I am a BBW or as you so nicely say a "fatty"

First of all, your post is just rude and insulting and so far from the truth it is insane.

When I orgasm, it is a ORGASM...And I most definitely do not sweat just walking from the bed to the door...

Obviously you are not attracted to women that are BBWS but to make stupid ass comments that are not truth just to be mean and rude does not show you are a REAL man, it shows that you are immature and childish.

It may be your small minded opinion. But you do not speak for REAL MEN.

Many REAL men so not say nor think those things. Not to mention they are not even true statements.

all you showed yourself to be was rude, immature and most likely have self esteem issues and have to feel better about himself by putting other people down and call them names.

That is just a BULLY, not a REAL MAN

you don't know if I'm a complete idiot...or just perhaps a partial idiot...or just a guy playing around on the TER boards who, in fact, loves fatty's.

And I can't vouch for you sweating walking from the door to the bed...but I can vouch that you have some fantastic fantasies.  And if you saw my posts there...I supported your position.  Well, I don't know if I can really support you, as I'm not a really big guy...but you get what I mean  

Rude and insulting...nope.  Telling the truth is sometimes a "painful" experience.  But as I've said more than once to Triple J....opinions are like assholes...we all have one.  You don't like mine...no sweat (pun intended).

And the Big O....sorry....but that is the "naked truth".  And I get why hookers will babble on a fuck board that they have them...it's just good marketing.

I will invite you to speak at our next "REAL MEN" meeting.  I like your spunk.  Anything special that you like to have as refreshments?

I didn't think so...but maybe you're also working on your 5th advanced degree like many of the other hookers claim to be  LOL

So save the psychobabble summary of who you think I am...it's pathetic.

And if I want to speak for the so called REAL MEN...I can do so.  If some have an issue with it...they can PM me.

And you know how that these are not true statements?  Nope...just your opinion.  And remember...we all have one  LOL