I have run into a little good fortune lately.  Nothing huge, just a little breathing room in between routine bills.

If you are like me, you have noticed the occassional posts here on TER about that fantasy encounter with a provider during a world travel trip or some other wannabe "holey" grail event.  It sounds mostly like wishful thinking and hypothetical BS to me.  But it is fun to imagine, isn't it?  What if someone actually pulled something off?  I mean pulling off something much more exciting than one garden variety lady's pair of panties in a 2 call, one cup, cash and dash at the local Motel 6?

Traveling the world is out for me right now, although some sort of fantasy with a travel aspect to it is fine.  I'm wondering if anyone out there can think of some sort of date, event or encounter with an interesting twist and/or half gainer that would take the hobby up a notch or two.  Ante up to a new level of "once in a lifetime" 10 experience and bring down the review rating inflation, where it seems a 9 can stand on her tippy toes and voilà she's a 10 now.

Recommending places and persons is fine, but what I really want out of this appeal to you is content and context.  A situation, an orchestrated event or perverted little getaway.

Posts like this tend to have a very short shelf life on this discussion board, so feel free to PM me if you think of anything that would get me all randy in the pants.  If we can hash out something, I'll take one for the team, post about it and review it here.  Think of this as premeditated debauchery by committee.

and I think what would really make it work would be some type of mutual interest and trust between you and the provider.  If you don't start with that, then you're liable to go screeching off the road....

Having said that, let me pull from my personal archives some experiences along the lines you might have in mind...

.....We meet by prearrangement in Las Vegas for a four-day date, with a plan to ratchet up through the hotels.  We start in a dive, the "Wild West," populated by Japanese tourists playing the penny slots. She and I waltz through the casino to the all-you-can-eat breakfast coffee shop with her in her vinyl mini-skirt and mile-high hooker boots, me in a sedate suit.  Talk about heads turning!  A day later we move to an asian-themed hotel on the strip; she dresses in a sequined pink dress and wears a rhinestone collar connected by a silver chain to rhinestone cuffs.  We go to the buffet.  And finally, at Bally's - in the huge suite my clients are paying for - she takes a bubble bath and we do an all night photo shoot.  

---------I meet a provider from overseas in Dallas to show her the wild west, sort of.  Foruntately, the state fair is in town and we go.  She's agog staring at the oversized cars, the oversized food, the oversized people.....

-------------My date is omnisexual and wants to be a showgirl.  I've got a biz trip to London, and take her along.  We stay in a hotel that's completely offbeat and that caters to artists, models and performers.  We have dinner with a provider friend of mine - yum, here I am at dinner with two beautiful women who are talking shop with each other.  The next day, I take my date to see the racy revival of Cabaret, which gets her juices flowing.  We finish off the night by me taking her to a domme, where the domme and I restrain her and ravish her body until she begs us to stop.

Okay...food for thought.

A night at a five star hotel, in-room couples massage, dinner at the finest restaurant in town with transportation by horse and carriage and best seats at the hottest show in town; all with your best lady.

Works for me.

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Sounds like a romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant.  Even missing the Hooker BJ on Sunset Blvd.

One night in NYC, my then ATF and I decided to go looking for streetwalkers.  We piled into a cab - I threw a twenty at the driver, and said, "Find us some SWs." We saw a few, but were generally disappointed.

We are naked in the doggie position expect for our parachutes, then someone rocks us over the edge of the airplane door.  I have 'till minimum altitude to finish.

A limo with a hot tub in back picks us up, and we are driven to New York for an appearance on Howard Stern.

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Hey Now!!!!

As far as your first scenario, with the right lady, I could finish before the chute deploys even when using an automatic rip chord pull at jump point...

...I have no idea what all the skydiving chatter means, but "deploying the chute", "automatic rip" and the thought of being clad in a harness at minimum altitude somehow all ring true to me.  

Stern's radio program is a little vanilla for my tastes, though.  The finale needs work.

and she posted it on her website

If money were no object, it would be a FMF double at a fine beach-front hotel in some romantic city.  Poolside massage for all in the afternoon, appetizer in the room, limo to a 5 star restaurant, desert and more in the room with a dual BBBJ morning wake-up call followed by a together shower and a nice breakfest.

You go to this place where you suit up in a billowy vinyl suit and step into a cylindrical chamber where the floor is a heavy screen.  Beneath it is an immense propeller powered by an old DC-6 prop engine.  The engine spurts alive and the prop creates a stiff wind, going straight up.  You lean forward, arms out in the suit, and you are lifted up.  The two of you fly, and then embrace.  As they say, VIPs dream on...  http://www.flyawayindoorskydiving.com/

...with apologies to Adam Johnson.

Fun idea, but wouldn't the parachute harness...well you know...pinch the boys? LOL

trips into space... not sure if you would be the first for the 50 mile high club or not though, looks like Lisa N. may have already reached that milestone.
sgandolfs

Are there any biscuits and gravy in that breakfest?

probably take her shopping along the Champs Elysees.  Go back to the Ritz to unload the goods, take a luxurious bath and rest, do dinner at Henri's and maybe walk along the Seine.
B.

Being the first to take a bottle of champagne and a blanket and walking out on the new all glass "Sky Walk" over the grand canyon and making love at midnight.   Okay , No crowding the isles...

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