Ladies, how well do you know your clients ?
 Gentlemen, how well do you know your brethren ?

            Well lets find out.

I have solicited 12 well known male members who frequent the boards and asked that they give me a word or a phrase that best describes who they really are. It may also be a factoid of information that they wish were true about themselves.

Starting today I will post one Handle a day along with the entire list of descriptors. There may be a few more added by me just to keep it interesting. In the coming days it should be entertaining to try and match the Handle with the correct descriptor.

I will keep a tally of the daily winners and on December 24th announce the contest Grand Champion.

One lucky individual will be awarded the engraved " 12 John's of Xxxmas " trophy at this years Cannes Film Festival on the warm and sunny French Riviera.
(you must be present to accept,airfare,room,meals and spending is not included)

Good Luck everyone !

HALF HOUR

  What do we know about him ? Well to begin with he's conceitedly assertive and dogmatic in his opinions. So what...... he seems to grow on ya anyway.

  With that in mind I would also like to congratulate him for maintaining his position on the Top 10 General Board Poster line-up second only to Mikey.

  Here are the choices, with a few extras in there for entertainment.

1) GFE...Sure, but I did bring some rope,tape and gags for you to wear as well.

2) Dabbled in a short Bi-curious experience in college.

3) A true Gentleman who knows the proper way to treat a lady.

4) Don't hurry, don't worry and fuck your brains
   out !

5) Attempted light vacuum cleaner sex without
   success.

6) Considers himself to be " Inscrutable ".

7) Master of Keyboard Diarrhea.

8) The hobbyist who feels like a provider
   trapped in a hobbyist's body.

9) Better known as " Have tongue will party ".

10) Suspended in H.S. for 3 days for playing
   hookie while carrying on an affair
   with a married 28 year old woman.

11) Who would guess that he was an accomplished
   pen and ink artist

12) Spock plus McCoy minus Kirk.

13) No one knows that I was homeless for over a
   year.

14) Is known to have " The Sweetest Dick " on the
   Providers Only Board.

15) Brought a provider to his exes wedding.

16) Gets extremely excited by feet.

17) The Alias without an Alias, no need to hide.

18) I have over 50 aliases, but periodically give
   one provider a list of all of
   them.

One of the above descriptors was submitted by HalfHour himself. But which one ?

I'm stumped on this one...

I thought I said I was once rufied, bound and forcibly sucked off by BostonGuy57 at an LA M&G...

Wait... Ummmm...

Maybe I'm thinking of what I told my psychiatrist is my greatest fear. huh.

Was it you that asked me for my greatest fear???

I must be off my meds.


HH

You did a great job on that romeogolf. If I hadn't known the answer, I would have picked the same as scoed. Or maybe one of the other answers.

Well done inicky.

Now back to some kinky sex... let's see...  who is on BP today.


ImNotAnaBangBang.Really.

Let the next one run for a at least a whole day!

Let's see where there is consensus or controversy. I bet some of the answers will be golden!

You can announce the correct answer and award it to the FIRST on to get it right.

Cool beans! I can't wait.


HalfManHalfWoman LMAO!

1) GFE...Sure, but I did bring some rope,tape and gags for you to wear as well.

His " Gentleman's Kit" is well known and he is into kinky sex.

but since I have to pick another one, I'll go with
8) The hobbyist who feels like a provider
  trapped in a hobbyist's body.
I picked it mainly because HH was given a raft of shit by people who for some reason though he was really a provider.

Next time don't announce the winner so fast!  Now no one else will bother to post on the thread.  But, hey, it's your deal!

It was really pretty easy, HH.  By the way, are you a provider?  LOL!  Can't believe no one has posted that shit again.

Let people take stabs at what they think they know!

Some of us can be the most obnoxious on the boards, but total pussycats in real life.

It'd be interesting as fuck to see what other people guess about the guys you've enlisted...