I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

Others have done it before. After all, this is how Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy got started. Go for it bro. Then maybe you can have a lottery, have all the TER guys buck up $20 or so, and the winner gets your "collection". That could help fund your retirement. Better check with CPA first though as IRS rules on deductibility of pubic scrapbook income can get "hairy". One more thing. The "hobby" would prefer for you not to be in it when you're 51 too. In fact, were all hoping u bail soon. Based on your creepoid post, today would be nice Ridgefucky.

It's creepy  to me that he wants a huge bush.  I get grossed out by that these days.  Pubic hair holds odors (even washed), and I don't want dental floss downstairs from a provider either.

NO THANKS!

Hey...I'd bite on that.  BUT...I wanna see old Ridge's calculations on my odds of winning the prize  

What if she's completely shaved?  What prize is he gonna ask for then?  A finger?  

Pretty sure he got this idea from an episode of "Criminal Minds".

And with NO reviews and your hate filled posts...I wouldn't expect that you qualify to answer his question.

Thought you were done...but your continued posts on the old thread is just indicative of a behavior that seems odd to me.

But then again...it was an easy call to make.

You have no idea as to who I am or about my review status. You might think you know but until you have 100% proof, you are still only guessing.

I am as qualified as any women who is in the field to comment on any post.

I am just waiting to see what new lows you will stoop to. I am sure we have not seen your level best in the hate and cruelty department. I am curious....how low do go ccpa?  

Are you speaking for a group?

Or just for yourself?

I thought you were done?

And now you're getting really paranoid...why?

There is so much sexual tension between the two of you that you can cut it with the knife Ridgefucky plans on using to collect his pubic hairs! Lol!

I am sure you have more, why not show everyone how mean and nasty you can be? You have your audience, and you have me as a great target...let's really see what you are made of and who you really are.

We did that dance already

But SS was insisting that I pay her way here...which I have NO interest in doing.

Maybe Ridge can figure out a way to pay her to come to Chicago?

SS doesn't get her unemployment checks but every other week...and she needs it to cover her internet bill.  And with the new fiscal cliff...I guess those benefits may be running out  

We find each other positively repulsive.

Can you name names?

I thought you were done?  Why do you want to continue to have a discussion with an asshole like me?

Maybe it's the attention YOU crave?

Obviously I don't find you or anyone here repulsive.

Those that I do don't get replies or attention.  But you sure do  

Think about it!

Your reference to my lack of employment is old. Although trying to belittle someone by reducing them to abject stupidity is up there. But I know you can stoop even lower if you try harder...lol

I guess I thought you could do better, something a lot more creative and frankly more offensive. Maybe you're not as good as I thought you'd be. Pity...although you could just keep regurgitating the same old material and bore me to death.

That just leaves me with those feeling of revulsion. Actually I'd rather not think about that....I would much rather be in the camp you did find repulsive.

I think I might be drawn to broken people. I guess I am just mainly curious as to how low your level of meanness can go.

Care to share the details?

I guess it's not a full time gig as you are on here as often as you are...but I guess something is better than nothing.

How's the weather out in LaLa land?  If you want to come to Chicago we are having a final winter storm on Tuesday.  Might be fun to play in the snow.  We can have a snowball fight  

see a great sexual tension.  

What does it all mean?

Sort of like on "Castle"?

And your nose....

But I don't think you can pick your camp!

How can one find someone they've never met repulsive?  Seems odd to me.  Maybe you look at this as real life?

Seems there is some question as to whether you and her are the same poster.

Hey...no one has really figured out yet that Clark Kent is also Superman.  And all he uses as a disguise is a pair of glasses.

I get a brazilian wax every 2 weeks,. so. most ladies dont have pubes these days, some shave and some wax. thats totally never gonna work.

She thinks you mean the frozen stuff you throw around.
Like your own brand huh? That's pretty kinky dude.

Nope...she's a vanilla hooker.

Nothing but MISH...and you better finish up fast.

She may have hotplants hiding in the closet ready to pounce if you try anything else!  Wait...that makes no sense...hotplants is definitely out of the closet.  Whatever...she'd still pounce.

Is that right?  Can a BBW pounce?  Or is there a PC word I should be using?

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And he honestly believed me when I told him that they're orange flavored  

and f*ck your brains out. You know how great makeup sex is

She can't see if you're going back door...and you know that her paranoia is hitting all time high.

As for those dogs...I do think that the wabbits got them excited  

Others have suggested that as well...I'm fine with it.  But she said a while back she can't afford to fly here. So unless YOU want to pay her to come...well..the flights from LAX aren't cheap to ChiTown.

And I know you're a cheapskate  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate

and f*ck your brains out. You know how great makeup sex is

you two get in a boxing ring and have a clean fight. What a great idea for a M & G...

You said Lemon.
If you are pissing orange your older than I thought!

Don't take any of his shit Hound! You're a 33 point under "dog" but you are a beast tonite! Unleash the Hound!

otherwise he would occasionally--just by accident--make a post that wasn't outside the 3-sigma norm.

Personally, I doubt you're going to find a provider with that much "pubic" hair, but if she does not care about it being gone, I would not have a problem handing the shit over. Who cares if it is going down the drain? I would never allow photos or video, but pubic hair? Pffft.

Most people here would consider a fart a form of sexual tension. Sometimes a fart is just a fart and revulsion is just revulsion.

Or at least minimum wage employable if it makes you feel good. And the invitation, no thank you.

What you are like in real life is a mystery to me and I will never know...and don't care to. This is all I know of you and this is what I base my opinion on. You can tell me you are a saint and the nicest guy. Like I can tell you anything I want about me....we only have this place to form any opinions.

Going all PC now...come on you can do better than that.  What happened to the fat old hooker references? Or calling hotplants a man...we haven't seen that line for a while. Do you categorize your insults or are they simply off the cuff?  What no reference to the old folks home or how about some snappy fat chick pics...been a few days without those staples.

Let's see how low you can go too. How about we have a contest between you an ccpa as to who can be the most insulting and mean to the ladies.

Oh and I think you meant woof....

I can't abide cruelness, meanness and a bully of either sex. I would be equally repulsed.

On it's body.

Why don't you dig a deep hole and put shackles at the bottom. Since hookers will do anything, just tell them you want to chain them up and cut their pubic hair. I think they will be filling up your PM mailbox hoping to be the first one.

MM

Why don't you let her know that we're all interested in going?

I can't imagine a better form of BDSM than being within 500 yards of Angela Petite  

Of course then she can come on TER and cry victim and blame the whole world for her paranoia!

What time do you normally hit the sack?

I don't want to see you get all upset now...might interrupt that much needed beauty sleep.

Any news on who the "WE" are?  Apparently there are quite a few that want to know who's involved.  Nothing like a flash mob to create some excitement.

Tell the truth...is hotplants feeding you all these questions?  Yep...I'll bet she is  

1. OP is outrageous. Where does anyone come up with these ideas? LMAO! Thank you for that.
2. Another Ab-Fab thread-jack!
3. A question mirroring my personal 1st reaction by Boston Guy.
4. Responses, all over the place from serious/helpful to gut-busting hilarity to a$h-kickin' insults!      

Good stuff, but why do I feel the need to smoke a cigarette now? Hate those things.
Darnit! I've fallen for a board and can't get up!  Thanks for the entertaiment people, aliens and aliases.
                                                       Desi-Looney-Tunes

P.S. Where does OP find "bushies"? Boggles the mind.

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But since you've also become the referee it might dictate the outcome of the game.

I thought the Vegas line had HoC at -39....but that was with impartial refs.

Like this hottie

Unfortunately without pay...but that's OK.

Hound and I and BiB will take you out to enjoy some great Chicago food.  And maybe even take you to the Angela Petite M & G so you can get a look at what the future could be...but I pray it will never be for you.

She's a serious BSC gal...but it would be like seeing the Ghost of Christmas Future.  Should enlighten you to just enjoy life...and disregard those who would create bad karma in your life.

I bet you're the type that visits kids cancer wards and starts making fun of their poor little bald heads...you know because you're such a badass and you can.

So, your material is sadly lacking, you are now incredibly predictable. Your repertoire of shittiness needs expanding or have I seen the best of ccpa?

What no ugly comeback? You are really very disappointing.

You have had too many others who do know me tell you that.

Why you allow these boards to be so upsetting is a mystery to me.  I truly thought you understood how many boards play...but I guess you didn't believe what I said.

You do realize that there are many other boards that exist...minus the silliness that has always been on this board.

Your choice.  No one is putting a gun to your head to play here..or post here.  But like anyone who does post...it is subject to discussion.  And not all of those folks play nice.  As you well know.

Why you have felt compelled to continue to reply to posts you find offensive is clearly mind boggling.  Crazyshit has posted at least twice warning all who care to listen that this is simply nonsense.  And yet you and others continue to feed into the abyss.

I'm more than willing to ignore you...not put you on the silly ignore button however.  I'll leave that nonsense to the pre-teens who need that.  But if you want me to continue to play with you...I am more than willing to accommodate that request.  You had asked me to not reply to you yesterday...and I acquiesced to that request.  BUT....today you came back and continued your berating and assault.

Balls in your court.

When you are asked to give it all you've got, this is what I get? What an epic failure on your part. You seriously can't do any better than this lame crap.

The amount that I have donated to various cancer clinics and organizations is astronomical.  That disease is horrible...and I have lost several close family members to it.

And right now I am watching my 30 year old niece fighting for her life in what will probably be a losing cause.

You have no fucking clue  

Didn't you just throw out a lame apology to the board yesterday?

So...were you really repulsed at yourself?

Based on your continued assault here...or attempted assault...sure doesn't seem you have any morals or ethics.

Doesn't surprise most of the folks that I know who have listened to your garbage for a year now.  It's so off the wall and all over the map to simply be unbelievable.

What time is hotplants showing up?  At least when that handle posts something up...it at least makes some sense.  I may not agree with her...but I certainly can respect her POV.

YOU...not so much!

They are an incredible venue for assholes to ply their trade. It's anonymous and fun for them. No repercussions, no consequences...just good clean insults all round.

And you have the gaul to think the  pre-teen mentality are the ones who hit the ignore button? I would have thought nasty mindless hateful behavior is more pre-teen schtick especially when coming from grown adults.

I am not berating you I am asking you to show me the best of ccpa, how low can you go with your insults and shitty behavior. I am truly interested to see the master at work...in fact show everyone, I am sure they are all interested.

That's what you do best on here. You are an expert and possibly the best at your craft on this board.

Feel free to reply or to ignore. You are right about one thing...hang on EVERYTHING, I am not going to get upset anymore, you have now peaked my curiosity and I want to see how creative you can be. So far, pretty dull and predictable.

Throwing a pile of shit towards the ladies, some of which might be going through some pretty heavy shit themselves (cancer, addiction, mental illness)  Just like I had no idea about your circumstance, you have no idea about the circumstances that lead people here and what they are doing to, improve their situation.

And what you say that might have a devastating effect on someone fighting something you have no idea about.



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I am merely asking you to show me how low you can go. You had no problem before and now I challenge you, you get all wobbly? Bullies get like that when they don't get the response they're after. And you brought out the "I don't respect" big gun. It's okay ccpa, the feeling is mutual.

So how is the new material going? You might need a good writer if you're all out.

That is nothing to mock.  And I don't...and won't.

But this is a place that many come to escape the daily issues of "real life".  When someone posts up total nonsense...like Ridge...it's OK to mock the living shit out of that post.  No harm..no foul.

And I am always putting myself out there...take the punches..throw the punches.  But never ever take anything that someone is going to babble about hooking or vipering to heart.  Simply a waste of time.

I told you a long time ago that it used to be that some folks who were and are quite friendly would intentionally start shit on the boards.  It was and is easy to pick out.  And for a while you were, or seemed to be getting into the game.

But something has indeed changed with you.  Honestly I don't dislike you or your board persona.  I like the banter...and treat it as nothing more than, in most cases...just board banter.  And I find it a heluva lot more interesting to chat with you than most others here.  You're smart...you're sassy.  And I find that to be fun and challenging.  

So like I have already said...if you want me to not reply anymore...no problem.  But then you shouldn't keep on posting and goading me back into the scene.  

Your choice.

What a bummer  

I had to become an asshole in order to fit in. I am not that type of person. Taking cheap shots and being insulting for the fun of it, just does not appeal to me.

I appreciate a good spirited conversation but when it gets below the belt, all that does is antagonize and all good conversation goes out the window and the result is who can out insult who...that's where you and I got to when it hit me...this is pathetic and I ended up saying things that were rude, mean and hateful, just to fit in.

You see things your way and I see things mine. You feel poking fun at hookers is hilarious..I don't, especially when some are going through some pretty hard times. You have no idea what your words can do.

The ladies are here for you men who otherwise might be lacking  and are availing themselves for a fee, so that you and the rest can get what you want, but in the very same breath, you and some others take unnecessary pot shots. My question is why? What does it do for you to hurt someone? Clearly you don't think what you say is hurtful, in fact another guy called some of the things you come out with as vicious.

Being vicious and joking are polar opposites in the spectrum of conversation.

You are who you are on here. If you really were as smart as you think you are and as funny as you think you are, you'd find a better way to be funny and not just nasty.

Most are happy to shill for their gals...extend compliments (hoping for some free time)...or simply just kowtow to the gals in general.  And nothing wrong with that whatsoever.  Heck...just read my summation of a few threads prior and that was the general tone of the boards for some time.

Then you have others who love a good knock down drag 'em out train wreck.  Trust me...I have more PM's thanking me for that thread than you can believe.  Most coming from the gals ironically.

So boards have a vibe...they swing in the wind.  Some day's it's just closet shopping that the mangina crowd loves to do.  Other days it's discussing..heated mind you..that hookers as a whole don't stack up.

Is any of that real?  No way.

The gals that I know are far...as in light years, far from stupid.  But then I like the smart ones.  I like the gals that can stand up for themselves...assertively. But does that mean I won't challenge them on their thoughts and opinions?  Hell no.  And I challenge those same types of gals in person...or on the phone.  Some get pissed at me...but that is good.  They think about why I said what I said...and conversely can and do show me that their POV is also relative.

So where I gather you changed is that you got frustrated trying to convince ME that your POV made sense.  No problem.  

I have no doubts that some here will never click on a post of mine.  Their option.  While others can't wait to see what nonsense I have posted.  Does it mean anything in the grand scheme of life?  Nope!

I get a charge out of the gals that have told me that I'm not as smart as I think.  I doubt you'll find any post anywhere that I suggest I think I am smart.  Let alone funny.  If some like my sense of humor...great.  If some find my "smarts" a positive...great.  But I don't need anyones praise to know how I feel about myself.

I gather you would not have liked to have been picked to be my debate opponent.  I always wanted the smartest and brashest asswipe to be my opponent.  That I enjoyed...and have had my lunch handed to  me more than once.

So hopefully we can continue to play here...BUT you need to always remember this is a game.  Nothing more.  I know you don't see it that way..and I'll no longer post to you if that is your wish.  I will respect that wish.

Your call...again  

i mean a elite escort like myself s supposed to cater to a man needs ... although some woman have limits she should hold some pleasure due to the fact you want something that she holds ... or that is a part of her ... she may not feel special because you want it from others aswell but that shouldnt matter as long as it means something to YOU !!!

When did a fk board turn into listing all our friends and relatives with cancer? Is that a serious issue that affects us all? Of course. But is it fk board material??? Seriously, I think some people have forgotten this is a stress reducing activity, fling that is, and now we are droning on and on about people potentially dying? WTF??? It's like going to a Pearl Jam concert and hearing Eddie Vetter go on and on about global warming. I go to see Pearl Jam so I can get AWAY from hearing the end of the world is at are door step. I come here to get away from my job, the economy, kids with cancer, anybody with cancer, priest molestation, people starving, being swallowed by sink holes while laying in bed. For fucks sake Saturn, just fuck the shit out of CPA and end it! CPA just grab a rub and crush her in the back seat of your '67 Mustang! You both need to get laid!!!!!!!

he eliminates po', lil', writer-chicks who plagiarize.  Accept reality BPMan. Any good writer worth their salt, steals from everybody and may still set their sites on you.

I believe there are worse temptations in the world.

For no other reason than they were brought up that way or the way they prefer to live life. Not every guy on here is a shill or trying for free time.

I am sure you have a ton of PM/s congratulating you...maybe that's why you do it.

You know it takes skill to be witty and really funny and not cross that line into insults. Anyone can be an asshole, there is no pride in that.

My frustration was not that I could not sway you to my way of thinking...you really see things like that...either I won or you won. Sometimes it's does not have to be that hard.

You do what you feel you need to do for whatever you get out of it ccpa.

I will tell you of two people on here that show intelligence, wit and a grand command of the language and don't have to stoop to petty childish insults and those people are rrasha and Mr. Fisher. They have skill and are incredibly enjoyable to read.

But then again guys could see sexual tension in a morgue...lol.

It is like when I would steal the girls baby carriage,
and play Knight Rider with it!
I loved it when they would chase me.
Hmmm..
Or if I really liked her. I would have to make fun of her.
I had to get her to pay attention to me.
And as much as they would say they didn't like it.
Somehow they were always smiling, and hitting me.(Hitting is a good thing)
So yes. Boys pick on girls they like.
Yea it was in Kindergarden..
Give CPA a break.. I think all that number crunching, and intellectual
reading sent him back to a first grade level of courtship.
I have to admit...
It's very fun to watch you two go at it.
Got names for your kids yet?