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Posted By: Ridgetucky
I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

Ridgetucky1550 reads

I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

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bluepillman603 reads

Others have done it before. After all, this is how Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy got started. Go for it bro. Then maybe you can have a lottery, have all the TER guys buck up $20 or so, and the winner gets your "collection". That could help fund your retirement. Better check with CPA first though as IRS rules on deductibility of pubic scrapbook income can get "hairy". One more thing. The "hobby" would prefer for you not to be in it when you're 51 too. In fact, were all hoping u bail soon. Based on your creepoid post, today would be nice Ridgefucky.

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Dr Who revived552 reads

Hey...I'd bite on that.  BUT...I wanna see old Ridge's calculations on my odds of winning the prize  :D

What if she's completely shaved?  What prize is he gonna ask for then?  A finger?  

Pretty sure he got this idea from an episode of "Criminal Minds".

Posted By: bluepillman
Others have done it before. After all, this is how Jack the Ripper and Ted Bundy got started. Go for it bro. Then maybe you can have a lottery, have all the TER guys buck up $20 or so, and the winner gets your "collection". That could help fund your retirement. Better check with CPA first though as IRS rules on deductibility of pubic scrapbook income can get "hairy". One more thing. The "hobby" would prefer for you not to be in it when you're 51 too. In fact, were all hoping u bail soon. Based on your creepoid post, today would be nice Ridgefucky.

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Dr Who revived612 reads

And with NO reviews and your hate filled posts...I wouldn't expect that you qualify to answer his question.

Thought you were done...but your continued posts on the old thread is just indicative of a behavior that seems odd to me.

But then again...it was an easy call to make.

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saturnsky624 reads

You have no idea as to who I am or about my review status. You might think you know but until you have 100% proof, you are still only guessing.

I am as qualified as any women who is in the field to comment on any post.

I am just waiting to see what new lows you will stoop to. I am sure we have not seen your level best in the hate and cruelty department. I am curious....how low do go ccpa?  



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Dr Who revived536 reads

Are you speaking for a group?

Or just for yourself?

I thought you were done?

And now you're getting really paranoid...why?

Posted By: saturnsky
You have no idea as to who I am or about my review status. You might think you know but until you have 100% proof, you are still only guessing.

I am as qualified as any women who is in the field to comment on any post.

I am just waiting to see what new lows you will stoop to. I am sure we have not seen your level best in the hate and cruelty department. I am curious....how low do go ccpa?  



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saturnsky556 reads

I am sure you have more, why not show everyone how mean and nasty you can be? You have your audience, and you have me as a great target...let's really see what you are made of and who you really are.

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Dr Who revived588 reads

Can you name names?

I thought you were done?  Why do you want to continue to have a discussion with an asshole like me?

Maybe it's the attention YOU crave?

Posted By: saturnsky
I am sure you have more, why not show everyone how mean and nasty you can be? You have your audience, and you have me as a great target...let's really see what you are made of and who you really are.

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saturnsky595 reads

I think I might be drawn to broken people. I guess I am just mainly curious as to how low your level of meanness can go.

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Dr Who revived518 reads

see a great sexual tension.  

What does it all mean?

Sort of like on "Castle"?

Posted By: saturnsky
I think I might be drawn to broken people. I guess I am just mainly curious as to how low your level of meanness can go.

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HangingwithBears529 reads

and f*ck your brains out. You know how great makeup sex is :-)

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Dr Who revived564 reads

Others have suggested that as well...I'm fine with it.  But she said a while back she can't afford to fly here. So unless YOU want to pay her to come...well..the flights from LAX aren't cheap to ChiTown.

And I know you're a cheapskate  :D

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
and f*ck your brains out. You know how great makeup sex is :-)

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HangingwithBears576 reads

you two get in a boxing ring and have a clean fight. What a great idea for a M & G...

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Dr Who revived536 reads

Why don't you let her know that we're all interested in going?

I can't imagine a better form of BDSM than being within 500 yards of Angela Petite  :D

Of course then she can come on TER and cry victim and blame the whole world for her paranoia!

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
you two get in a boxing ring and have a clean fight. What a great idea for a M & G...
-- Modified on 3/3/2013 7:09:19 PM

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saturnsky584 reads

Most people here would consider a fart a form of sexual tension. Sometimes a fart is just a fart and revulsion is just revulsion.

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Dr Who revived576 reads

Seems there is some question as to whether you and her are the same poster.

Hey...no one has really figured out yet that Clark Kent is also Superman.  And all he uses as a disguise is a pair of glasses.

Posted By: saturnsky
I am sure you have more, why not show everyone how mean and nasty you can be? You have your audience, and you have me as a great target...let's really see what you are made of and who you really are.

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bluepillman580 reads

There is so much sexual tension between the two of you that you can cut it with the knife Ridgefucky plans on using to collect his pubic hairs! Lol!

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Dr Who revived627 reads

But SS was insisting that I pay her way here...which I have NO interest in doing.

Maybe Ridge can figure out a way to pay her to come to Chicago?

SS doesn't get her unemployment checks but every other week...and she needs it to cover her internet bill.  And with the new fiscal cliff...I guess those benefits may be running out  :(

Posted By: bluepillman
There is so much sexual tension between the two of you that you can cut it with the knife Ridgefucky plans on using to collect his pubic hairs! Lol!

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saturnsky544 reads

Your reference to my lack of employment is old. Although trying to belittle someone by reducing them to abject stupidity is up there. But I know you can stoop even lower if you try harder...lol

I guess I thought you could do better, something a lot more creative and frankly more offensive. Maybe you're not as good as I thought you'd be. Pity...although you could just keep regurgitating the same old material and bore me to death.

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Dr Who revived603 reads

Care to share the details?

I guess it's not a full time gig as you are on here as often as you are...but I guess something is better than nothing.

How's the weather out in LaLa land?  If you want to come to Chicago we are having a final winter storm on Tuesday.  Might be fun to play in the snow.  We can have a snowball fight  :D

Posted By: saturnsky
Your reference to my lack of employment is old. Although trying to belittle someone by reducing them to abject stupidity is up there. But I know you can stoop even lower if you try harder...lol

I guess I thought you could do better, something a lot more creative and frankly more offensive. Maybe you're not as good as I thought you'd be. Pity...although you could just keep regurgitating the same old material and bore me to death.

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TheHoundOfCullin514 reads

She thinks you mean the frozen stuff you throw around.
Like your own brand huh? That's pretty kinky dude.

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Dr Who revived474 reads

And he honestly believed me when I told him that they're orange flavored  ;)

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TheHoundOfCullin487 reads

You said Lemon. :D
If you are pissing orange your older than I thought!

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bluepillman604 reads

Don't take any of his shit Hound! You're a 33 point under "dog" but you are a beast tonite! Unleash the Hound!

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Dr Who revived574 reads

But since you've also become the referee it might dictate the outcome of the game.

I thought the Vegas line had HoC at -39....but that was with impartial refs.

Like this hottie

Posted By: bluepillman
Don't take any of his shit Hound! You're a 33 point under "dog" but you are a beast tonite! Unleash the Hound!

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Dr Who revived619 reads

What a bummer  :(

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saturnsky513 reads

Or at least minimum wage employable if it makes you feel good. And the invitation, no thank you.

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Dr Who revived504 reads

Unfortunately without pay...but that's OK.

Hound and I and BiB will take you out to enjoy some great Chicago food.  And maybe even take you to the Angela Petite M & G so you can get a look at what the future could be...but I pray it will never be for you.

She's a serious BSC gal...but it would be like seeing the Ghost of Christmas Future.  Should enlighten you to just enjoy life...and disregard those who would create bad karma in your life.

Posted By: saturnsky
Or at least minimum wage employable if it makes you feel good. And the invitation, no thank you.

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saturnsky509 reads

When you are asked to give it all you've got, this is what I get? What an epic failure on your part. You seriously can't do any better than this lame crap.

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saturnsky508 reads

We find each other positively repulsive.

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Dr Who revived567 reads

Obviously I don't find you or anyone here repulsive.

Those that I do don't get replies or attention.  But you sure do  :D

Think about it!

Posted By: saturnsky
We find each other positively repulsive.

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saturnsky544 reads

That just leaves me with those feeling of revulsion. Actually I'd rather not think about that....I would much rather be in the camp you did find repulsive.

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Dr Who revived637 reads

And your nose....

But I don't think you can pick your camp!

How can one find someone they've never met repulsive?  Seems odd to me.  Maybe you look at this as real life?

Posted By: saturnsky
That just leaves me with those feeling of revulsion. Actually I'd rather not think about that....I would much rather be in the camp you did find repulsive.

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saturnsky556 reads

What you are like in real life is a mystery to me and I will never know...and don't care to. This is all I know of you and this is what I base my opinion on. You can tell me you are a saint and the nicest guy. Like I can tell you anything I want about me....we only have this place to form any opinions.

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Dr Who revived451 reads

You have had too many others who do know me tell you that.

Why you allow these boards to be so upsetting is a mystery to me.  I truly thought you understood how many boards play...but I guess you didn't believe what I said.

You do realize that there are many other boards that exist...minus the silliness that has always been on this board.

Your choice.  No one is putting a gun to your head to play here..or post here.  But like anyone who does post...it is subject to discussion.  And not all of those folks play nice.  As you well know.

Why you have felt compelled to continue to reply to posts you find offensive is clearly mind boggling.  Crazyshit has posted at least twice warning all who care to listen that this is simply nonsense.  And yet you and others continue to feed into the abyss.

I'm more than willing to ignore you...not put you on the silly ignore button however.  I'll leave that nonsense to the pre-teens who need that.  But if you want me to continue to play with you...I am more than willing to accommodate that request.  You had asked me to not reply to you yesterday...and I acquiesced to that request.  BUT....today you came back and continued your berating and assault.

Balls in your court.

Posted By: saturnsky
What you are like in real life is a mystery to me and I will never know...and don't care to. This is all I know of you and this is what I base my opinion on. You can tell me you are a saint and the nicest guy. Like I can tell you anything I want about me....we only have this place to form any opinions.

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saturnsky571 reads

They are an incredible venue for assholes to ply their trade. It's anonymous and fun for them. No repercussions, no consequences...just good clean insults all round.

And you have the gaul to think the  pre-teen mentality are the ones who hit the ignore button? I would have thought nasty mindless hateful behavior is more pre-teen schtick especially when coming from grown adults.

I am not berating you I am asking you to show me the best of ccpa, how low can you go with your insults and shitty behavior. I am truly interested to see the master at work...in fact show everyone, I am sure they are all interested.

That's what you do best on here. You are an expert and possibly the best at your craft on this board.

Feel free to reply or to ignore. You are right about one thing...hang on EVERYTHING, I am not going to get upset anymore, you have now peaked my curiosity and I want to see how creative you can be. So far, pretty dull and predictable.

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saturnsky490 reads

I can't abide cruelness, meanness and a bully of either sex. I would be equally repulsed.

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Dr Who revived445 reads

Didn't you just throw out a lame apology to the board yesterday?

So...were you really repulsed at yourself?

Based on your continued assault here...or attempted assault...sure doesn't seem you have any morals or ethics.

Doesn't surprise most of the folks that I know who have listened to your garbage for a year now.  It's so off the wall and all over the map to simply be unbelievable.

What time is hotplants showing up?  At least when that handle posts something up...it at least makes some sense.  I may not agree with her...but I certainly can respect her POV.

YOU...not so much!

Posted By: saturnsky
I can't abide cruelness, meanness and a bully of either sex. I would be equally repulsed.
-- Modified on 3/3/2013 7:42:45 PM

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saturnsky484 reads

I am merely asking you to show me how low you can go. You had no problem before and now I challenge you, you get all wobbly? Bullies get like that when they don't get the response they're after. And you brought out the "I don't respect" big gun. It's okay ccpa, the feeling is mutual.

So how is the new material going? You might need a good writer if you're all out.







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angelexotic597 reads

I get a brazilian wax every 2 weeks,. so. most ladies dont have pubes these days, some shave and some wax. thats totally never gonna work.

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otherwise he would occasionally--just by accident--make a post that wasn't outside the 3-sigma norm.

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Posted By: Ridgetucky
I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

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London Rayne586 reads

Personally, I doubt you're going to find a provider with that much "pubic" hair, but if she does not care about it being gone, I would not have a problem handing the shit over. Who cares if it is going down the drain? I would never allow photos or video, but pubic hair? Pffft.

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RedheadBombshell534 reads

1. OP is outrageous. Where does anyone come up with these ideas? LMAO! Thank you for that. :-)
2. Another Ab-Fab thread-jack!
3. A question mirroring my personal 1st reaction by Boston Guy.
4. Responses, all over the place from serious/helpful to gut-busting hilarity to a$h-kickin' insults!      

Good stuff, but why do I feel the need to smoke a cigarette now? Hate those things.
Darnit! I've fallen for a board and can't get up!  Thanks for the entertaiment people, aliens and aliases.
                                                       Desi-Looney-Tunes

P.S. Where does OP find "bushies"? Boggles the mind.

-- Modified on 3/3/2013 5:17:16 PM

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RedheadBombshell515 reads

he eliminates po', lil', writer-chicks who plagiarize.  Accept reality BPMan. Any good writer worth their salt, steals from everybody and may still set their sites on you.

I believe there are worse temptations in the world.

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MagicMedic591 reads

On it's body.

Why don't you dig a deep hole and put shackles at the bottom. Since hookers will do anything, just tell them you want to chain them up and cut their pubic hair. I think they will be filling up your PM mailbox hoping to be the first one.

MM

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selenadiamonds442 reads

i mean a elite escort like myself s supposed to cater to a man needs ... although some woman have limits she should hold some pleasure due to the fact you want something that she holds ... or that is a part of her ... she may not feel special because you want it from others aswell but that shouldnt matter as long as it means something to YOU !!! :)

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Posted By: Ridgetucky
I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

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Posted By: Ridgetucky
I am thinking about how long to stay in the hobby.  I am 41 and would prefer not to be in this lifestyle at 51.

So I am thinking about collecting memories from this life for my hobby retirement.

Here is one that I think would be great but might "scare" a Provider.

I was recently watching the Disney movie Tangled (Hint:  it is about a Princess with magical hair).  

And I thought would it be OK to ask a Provider at the end of the session to snip off a couple of locks of her pubic hair and I put them in an envelope.  The reason is that I want to keep a scrapbook of Providers pubic hair for my Hobby retirement.

Is that creepy to ask?  I mean it seems a small thing to give after a $300/$400 session.

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