Ever had a provider's MOTHER call you angry that you were banging her daughter???  

There's a well known touring provider that let's just say her mother knows what she does and who she's fucking. The mother used to berate me and insult me, and was not enamored with me. Mom would call me screaming "my daughter ____  has a BF and what the fuck have you done with my daughter"? "She has missed 8 appointments in the last 2 days" !!!   LOL  Some days she would leave 15 or more VMs on my cel phone. Mom threatened to call my wife a few times too.  

Anyone ever have an angry mother, BF, husband, or sister stalk you, or bug you due to your fucking a provider?

berating me and blaming me for her daughter blowing off appointments. It happened on many occasions. I liked her daughter and had a lot of fun with her. The girls still tours nationally.  Her Mom told me on many occasions to "go fuck your wife and leave my daughter alone".  

Frankly Blaze, I don't give a flying fuck if you believe it or not. I have better things to do than make up stories for this board.

but I have to say that this is a first.

I'm wondering what you said back to her, if anything.

You could come up with some really cute comebacks:

"So, if I can't see her, are you available?"

"I see where she gets her spunky spirit."

"Does she have a sister?"

etc.

I hope she only has your hobby phone number which, you ought to ditch sooner rather than later.

If not, and she makes good on the threat to call your wife:  You poor bastard, is all I can say.

You are not fucking her. Your daughter is fucking the shit out of me every chance she gets and you can't keep her away!

Years ago I was booking an appointment with a provider in city to which I was traveling, and I had read on another, no longer in existence review board that she was married.   Turned out her scheduler was her husband.

Don't know who the touring lady is (if you're willing, PM me) but curiosity does make me wonder if mom was as hot a provider as her daughter, or what else might be the story.  

The threat to call my wife would shrivel my johnson, big time.

I do not know where True Story is but I can comment that
in my area there were two Mom and daughters one of them
did work which I  will keep my thoughts to myself .

If someone allows her daughter to be in this business and yet
complain about who she sees , somethings wrong.
Somethings wrong to allow it to begin with. Just my 0.2

What can I say?  I'm just a lovable bastard.