I mean it can be the name of a female or male.

Ok lets talk provider names for a sec. When looking for a special date with a lady and I come across one with a well thought out, well put together name, I always stop dead in my tracks to give her a once over. We've all come across more Candi's, Jenni's, Sugar's, Honey's, Tiffani's ect... than you can shake a stick at. Nothing special about plain ol Pam or Angela or Debbie. But throw a last name on there and you've got potential for something unique. There's only one Edrienne Cole, Natasha Fame, Blair Whitmore, Chase Cameron ect... They got it right. They wanted a name all ther own. They wanted to stand out amongst the throngs of plain ole-plain ole. Which brings me to do my good deed of the day and hook a girl up with what I consider to be the ultimate moniker to make her stand out from the rest. But she has to specialize in FBSM/HJ. The name: Rosey Palmer. Seriously. I could not for the life of me find a single provider using it. It's fucking genius.

Or Sweet Hillary?

Like my ATF, Erica the Fox (toronto) ??

How ironic your atf is Erica the Fox and my ex girlfriend is Amy the Bitch. lol

For a guitar tech...Used to get it on with the keys players sister...We'd all get drunk together and talk about fisting......well, that was one night.......

She quit after one night when she handed me a guitar tuned Eb and the song was in standard.

Not a big deal for me....but she was mortified.

Nice gal.

But my Dad, Steve, already has destroyed one kid with a name like that!
PS:  I've also heard of a guy named Harry Butts.  And then there were the famous Hogg sisters from Texas, Ima and Ura.  Really!  At least I am not alone.

I don't sugarcoat it or post under an alias. You want the unvarnished truth, straight up in your face, kiss my fucking ass for saying so, I'm your guy.

You want some lame-ass pussy hiding behind an alias to put you to bed at night, kiss you on the forehead and tell you everything will be alright, take a left turn at Albuquerque like Bugs Bunny should've, fuckface.

Yes, that's where I live.

Who cares cause she probably won't say your name on the first date cause she might call you some one else by mistake.

Like I know WTF you're talking about?! lol!

Might as well be talking about Quantum physics, or some shit like that.

I'd be sitting there saying, 'Yep. BTW, this is some damn good pizza, dontcha think?'

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Genius? Not really. That grade school playground joke name has been around for half a century.

It might be impressive to find a more subtle or name clever name like Libby Doe or Lois Price. Or even an obvious name like Mona Lott.

What would impress me would be a woman with enough moxie to sport a stage name like Robyn TriXXX or Amanda Tory D'Czeck.

Maybe then you could use the word "genius"


HH

I actually know a girl named Anita Rimmer.  She sends waaay too many emails to a newsgroup I belong to, so that name shows up in my email 2-3x/day.  It's been years and I still have to hold back a chuckle every time I see it.

Only humor. Perhaps working out your material on the newbie board where they are gentle on the OP might be more your speed. pfttt


HH

I'm going to visit my ATF Eve Hill tonight. She's going doubles with Faye King.

Only humor. Perhaps weighing in on perfect provider gifts might be more your speed. pfttt

Basically what happened is I figured out real quick where I thought my hands ought to be was a fret off in the wrong direction! Not a big deal and only minor transposition on the fly was required..... [email protected]