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Sometimes getting impaled by a stilleto happens even before the bouncers get involved. EOM
orallyfixated 2024 reads
posted
1 / 17
Recent local strip club experience

I posted this on my local NY board.  Would like to get some feedback from the general population:

Last week I went to a Bronx strip club during my lunch break.  It's a place where the dancers are completely nude, which I understand is legal as long as alcohol is not served.  There is a 2-soft-drink minimum, and they also serve food.    
One of the dancers was a fortyish Latina, not too pretty in the face, but with an incredible body.  Big firm pretty natural boobs and a spectacular round latin booty.  We went to the lap dance area, and for the price of 3 lap dances ($60), she reached under my shorts to give me a hand job while encouraging me to touch her tits and pussy.  I asked her how much she would charge to see me outside the club. She responded that she was not a prostitute, but if I came back to the club again, she would give me her phone number and we could hang out and get to know each other.  
Does this seem odd?  Thoughts?

GaGambler 816 reads
posted
2 / 17
Not odd at all

and she might very well be open for some pay for play, but is understandably reluctant to come right out and open herself up to a solicitation charge.

There is no guarantee that you will end up getting into her pants if you were to "hang out and get to know each other", but I wouldn't bet against it either.

There are no "sure things" in a strip club like their is here on TER from a "well reviewed escort", but LOT's of strippers are open to the idea, although usually if you do a cost/benefit analysis, you usually come out a lot better right here on TER. That said, if you like her, go for it.

lopaw 29 Reviews 653 reads
posted
3 / 17
Odd? Not at all...

....it's very common for dancers to give out their phone numbers to customers in the hope that they will come back to the club to spend more money on them. Many strippers have their own burner phones just for customers. Ever heard the term "stripper shit"? That's what she is doing when she says that she'll meet you OTC. Odds are she has no intention of doing so. Oh it does happen...but not very often.

lopaw 29 Reviews 593 reads
posted
4 / 17
You think that we're the 2 biggest club rats here on TER, GaG? -e-


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GaGambler 544 reads
posted
5 / 17
Nah, most of my "club days" are behind me

but I'd still love to hang with you some night.

lopaw 29 Reviews 677 reads
posted
6 / 17
Re: Nah, most of my "club days" are behind me

I'm sure that you & I could do some considerable damage in a SC.
I think that I'd have to raise my insurance policy $$$, and set aside a bail bond account......just in case
 :D

HidingBehindMyAlias 777 reads
posted
7 / 17
You got to hang out in the right type of sleazy strip club


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GaGambler 538 reads
posted
8 / 17
Note to self

"keep a bondsman on speed dial when clubbing with lopaw" lol

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 565 reads
posted
9 / 17
Oh dang...

Lopaw sounds like she is more fun than me.  

Whatever could you do to need a bailsbonds man for the stripclub? Inquiring minds want to know lol.
Posted By: GaGambler
"keep a bondsman on speed dial when clubbing with lopaw" lol

HidingBehindMyAlias 571 reads
posted
10 / 17
Re: Oh dang...

Assuming you are at a "don't touch the girls" type of strip club, then just slip a finger up a stripper's twat, and get ready for the bar fight to start when she directs the bouncer(s) to throw your ass out.  Usually ends when the sirens are heard outside, and the boys with the nightsticks start cuffing guys.  

Not that I myself was ever part of a scene like this, but I have seen the aftermath.  Not pretty

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 618 reads
posted
11 / 17
Nah that's pretty normal.

The only thing you don't know is whether she really wants to "hang out" and get to know each other (it is a small possibility and it does happen) or if she is just trying to get you to keep coming back to the club and spending money. (More likely and standard stripper behavior)

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 437 reads
posted
12 / 17
Sometimes getting impaled by a stilleto happens even before the bouncers get involved. EOM


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HidingBehindMyAlias 474 reads
posted
13 / 17
Also the proverbial slap in the face. Olde school, but still effective. EOM



-- Modified on 6/27/2015 7:14:43 PM

earthshined 465 reads
posted
14 / 17
Hmmm, a stripper trying to make money?

that never happens.

Posted By: orallyfixated
I posted this on my local NY board.  Would like to get some feedback from the general population:  
   
 Last week I went to a Bronx strip club during my lunch break.  It's a place where the dancers are completely nude, which I understand is legal as long as alcohol is not served.  There is a 2-soft-drink minimum, and they also serve food.    
 One of the dancers was a fortyish Latina, not too pretty in the face, but with an incredible body.  Big firm pretty natural boobs and a spectacular round latin booty.  We went to the lap dance area, and for the price of 3 lap dances ($60), she reached under my shorts to give me a hand job while encouraging me to touch her tits and pussy.  I asked her how much she would charge to see me outside the club. She responded that she was not a prostitute, but if I came back to the club again, she would give me her phone number and we could hang out and get to know each other.    
 Does this seem odd?  Thoughts?
-- Modified on 6/27/2015 8:56:50 PM

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 450 reads
posted
15 / 17
I am going to hang with Gambler and Lowpaw...

and you will all say, whatever happened to Alex, she got corrupted. lol. Such a nice gal but WTF.

----singing off, Manwhore in training.
Posted By: perfectstorm
The only thing you don't know is whether she really wants to "hang out" and get to know each other (it is a small possibility and it does happen) or if she is just trying to get you to keep coming back to the club and spending money. (More likely and standard stripper behavior)

GaGambler 406 reads
posted
16 / 17
Who ever said you were "such a nice girl"???

Surely I would never insult you like that. lol

and yes, I did just call you Shirley

scb19 10 Reviews 480 reads
posted
17 / 17
this comes to mind

"come into my parlor said the spider to the fly".

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