This makes no sense to me so maybe some of you guys who are so critical of a lady's true age can explain this to me?

and need to relive their youth. Not criticizing, just sayin'. I hate getting older too.

But if she is hot, tight and has skills, who cares her age, well as long as she's not like my grandma's age.  I've seen gals as old as 53 and as young as 21.  The middle aged 29 - 45 yr old ones have been the best.  The young ones lack experience while the 50 some things don't look so hot.  As with everything else, moderation rules.

Unless of course the woman in question has lied to me about her age, and not by just a couple of years, in that case I won't be too terribly happy.

If you like old broads, that's fine by me, and it puts you in the majority here. Personally, I am very rarely attracted to women much over thirty. What I fail to understand is that if old broads are so popular (which they are) why do so many women lie about their age?

FWIW I don't really care how old a woman really is, but I care a lot about how old she looks, and the two do seem to go hand in hand. Very few women can keep the same skin tone, muscle tone, or fight gravity for more than thirty something years. There are the exceptions, but they are the exceptions not the rule.

BTW I don't care for "fat" either, but we can save that discussion for another thread. lol

Personally speaking.... I have a few rules I live by.. If she is legal age, I get a boner seeing her pics, she has good reputation, and I can afford her, I will fuck her.  I am not obsessed with how old she is. That being said, those are the rules personal to me..  

the reason "I" am not doing them is because I don't find them attractive. There are countless "cougar bars" where the women outnumber the men two to one, and many if not most of these women are "on the prowl" I am just flat not interested in these kind of women. Most of them have huge amounts of baggage, teen aged or college aged kids, ex husbands, etc and physically they just don't do it for me. THAT's why I don't see old broads, but you are welcome to my share.

Why in hades would I waste money on women my own age? I'm attracted to women who's tits,and labia, don't drag on the ground. So fucking what.

If I were to actually "dress" as my status associates with, I could have ANY superficial women I wanted. Within reasonable age parameters,closer to mine,that is.

Back to my festivities

That women over 30 or 35 have no business hooking mainly because they are not attracted to them. Those would be the guys who generally dis any guy who does find older women attractive. I keep saying this, if a lady who is (fill in the age) and who has a (fill in the body type) can earn money fucking guys, what the heck does it matter? Pick who you find sexy and hire it.

Who thinks this was written by a lady in disguise?

That's the problem with today..

And neither does alcohol, drug and smoking.....BTW..

Age is no indication of how many kids by any stretch of the imagination. Some 40 year olds look lot better than 18-25 year olds.  

I've been with providers whose stated age is from 18 to 45.  For me it's all about how hot she looks and what her vibe is.  But I don't like to be lied to.  Being off by two or three years is no big deal, but 5 or more and looking it? You won't be seeing me twice.  Same goes for weight.

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You are right about the mentality of both men and women alike. but this is a more physical issue than mental for the guys that prefer younger women.

Personally if I could find a fifty year old who looked twenty five, that would be my perfect woman, but there just aren't enough women like that to go around, so I will have sex with 20 something's and have friendships with the forty plus crowd.

But it does seem like the OP is projecting his own feelings where it comes "anger" It seems like a lot more guys get angry defending their choice to see older women than there are guys getting angry who don't share that taste in women. The only time I get upset is when I am looking forward to seeing a hard body in her twenties and end up with a saggy forty year old answering the door when I show up. Yes, that gets' me a bit upset, but that doesn't make me angry at forty year olds, it makes me mad at liars and cheats.

i think its the facy that a lot of providers have pictures that are old so they misrepresent themselves and when the door opens...Surprise!....it might be the same lady in her pics but they were taken 10 years ago and 25 pounds have appeared.

Not ten years ago, not 100 pounds ago..

There are no shortage of civvy girls in their late 30s who want to spend time with me, either as friends or to hook up. I don't need to compensate them for their time.  

Probability of a girl younger than 25.1 having a kid is significantly smaller than a girl over 25.1. This is why you need to do some research and find out the real facts to back your claims, don't just make shit up or pull them out of your ass.  

Forgot to add LOL...

and while it's possible for a woman of forty to still look 25, It's nowhere near as likely.but what do you really expect for our village idiot?

It's not my thing but lots of guys like older women.  Guys in their 20s and 30s, looking for women north of 50.  I know a woman in her mid 50s who meets guys on dating sites and her page makes it clear she's only looking to meet men between 50 and 60 years old.  Even so, she gets lots of guys in their 30s begging her to see them anyway.

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Well not everybody is a real stud like you. And some people actually prefer the company of a fine woman closer in age to themselves. To each their own.

do not look if you can not take it! You have been warned! You gotta be tough to hang with the Old Dogs on this board! Grrr....  

Personally I am just not attracted to women anywhere near my own age, but I don't try to convince those who do to do otherwise. We all have choices in who we see, but we have no choice in who we are attracted to. Zero, zilch. You can't just make a conscious choice and wake up one morning and say to yourself, "From now on I am going to be attracted to ________" any more than a gay person can choose to be straight.

and it doesn't take much of a stud to pick up middle aged women in a bar full of them all looking for action. If you have all of your teeth and even most of your hair, you are considered a catch.

If I were such a stud, I would be able to get all the hot twenty somethings I wanted for the price of a couple of drinks, but alas I can't but for the price of  really good bottle of wine, I can rent a hot twenty something for an hour or so.

fungus is one of those posters.

It would be kind of fun to throw pimp and fungus into a pit of words and see if either of them was capable of crawling out. I bet you neither of them would even come close.

our board trolls and village idiots make a sane person....lol

But what will disappoint me, and make what otherwise would have been a great session, is if a lady lies about her age or otherwise lies about her appearance. If a lady is honest about herself and gives a fair representation of herself I'm happy. I understand completely that some ladies need to blur their faces in their photos, but the photos should be representative of what she currently looks like.

I think Jennifer Aniston looks better now than when she was on Friends.

Plenty of us ladies have issues with age as well.  

Aren't they dead?

ass over any other age when I first became single. Now, I'm nowhere close to 'north of your #' but it was crazy indeed. I was like WTF is going on LOL. No one would believe my age as it was, but it was fun to tell them nonetheless. While I thought it would've scared them off, little did I know it would have the 'reverse' effect.....made them want to hump my leg even more hahaha LOL. Was fun for sure and I'll leave it that. Like danglin' a bone in front of a puppy dog hahaha.

I may have another 'dedication' for someone special here with his 'age' hangups. LOL

ugly is ugly , and  cottage cheese is not cool .......... now go eat your to thin.... lol

EXPAND your mind a bit. At least don't continuously knock women my age or the gentlemen who like to see us. Shut it and be done.  

kidding. This winter was brutal, wasn't able to train like I usually do. I'm so outta shape it's crazy LOL. Gotta get my ass in gear, but yes I am eating. Promise. Thanks Daddy.  

Heather Locklear has stated publically that she's aware how good sperm is for the complexion (you can't buy a better facial cream). Wow, giving Heather Locklear a facial, hmmm. You'll have to excuse me, I'll have to spank my monkey, bad monkey, to that image.

When a guy who likes older women speaks his mind, he is simply being "open minded" when a man who prefers younger women does the same he is accused of "knocking" older women, being negative, or being angry. Why the double standard?

Didn't skim anything. Don't you even try to deny it.

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And your backhanded comment about me having "a bit too much estrogen running through my veins" just goes to show everyone here who did not already know about you that you simply cannot respond without some name calling / anger / derogatory comment when you don't like a question or comment.

If she's older than me,  that'll be a turn off...

The only thing that's ridiculous here is calling someone else's opinion ridiculous.  If a gent is of a mind to see ladies of a certain age that's his choice--and his money--and you need not agree or disagree.  Similarly if said gent feels strongly that a lady should represent her age accurately then he has chosen to further limit the women he will see. Should you have any doubt as to whether said gent has a right to maintain that inclination please see the 2nd sentence above.

and you are even worse under your "real" handle. That's how I was sure that you are a man and not a woman.

I haven't posted an angry word on this entire thread, nor do I plan to, you OTOH seem to be quite angry. Why is that?

and you are hardly a formidable opponent, you barely register on the Tardwell scale.

Don't bother PMng me, I will tell you the same thing I told Rod, anything you have to say to me you can say right here. I am not afraid of the light of day, are you?

upper limit. Or maybe it isn't even age, but maturity. No absolutes, but too young can equate to immature.

more like decomposing I guess.

Ask Steph, or Robin, or many of the other older women who have a sense of humor here.

Now BSC, yes I knock that everyday here, and I don't see that changing.

FWIW if you were 25 and as BSC are you are most of the time here, I would still be knocking you. Do you think I knock Rod for being black, or AF for being Indian, or pimpathy for being whatever the fuck he is?  Of course not, on an internet board you are judged by your words, and that's all the ammunition I need.

and it's you who is constantly angry, I am having fun. At your expense sometimes I will grant you, but that's why I am not the one getting angry.

Although I wouldn't say that they would be getting any older.

But you do have the wrong chica. I don't have an angry bone in my bod when it comes to this place LOL...a bit passionate when I write? Absolutely, that I am on any platform. But never anger, don't confuse the two. Unless of course you're staring at me thru the screen when I write...that would be kinda creepy lol. But yes, a sense of humor I do have, you just don't understand itr, that's all, must be an 'age' thing. You just classify it as BSC to appease yourself as usual. But if I'm BSC to you, that works for me there hotstuff. You don't want to know how I classify you and your writing lol. I'll keep that to myself. I don't feel the need to spell it out publicly like you do daily LOL. I actually don't 'get off' like that.  

Yes, my lower limit is 21, but prefer over 23 for maturity.  As for upper limits, well, as long as they look and feel good and it doesn't "feel weird" I guess my upper is negotiable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RQ4-Q7V5PM

from the Shit Parade # 3

Like I said before to another board bully who challenged me, I am not afraid of you and have dealt with the likes of you before.

I never questioned anyones choices about who they see.

with a guy's age, but understand where the safe, easy money is. And I thank them for that every day, well, at least a couple times a week.

What do you care?

All Chauncy said was, "There's no disputing matters of taste." Did you really intend to argue with that

Is variety.

It's obvious by the many, many, many times you post here that you have a very high opinion of yourself.

Did you bother to read my response to him?

You made an OP using this alias and then made a post on the same thread using your "real" handle. I of course am not going to out you once again as that's against TER rules, but you are a serious mangina under both your alias and your real handle.

and why do all of you manginas claim that the rest of us are angry? I am way too busy laughing at you and those like you to ever be angry. Now please grow some brains, not to mention some balls and come back when you are better prepared for a battle of wits.

No need to explain, this pretty much covers it.

That's all you do.... It's really pathetic!

For me in particular, this is a VERY interesting list of names. I could suggest a couple more, but won't. This serves well to make the point.

Posted By: MasterZen

do not look if you can not take it! You have been warned! You gotta be tough to hang with the Old Dogs on this board! Grrr....    
   
 Sharon Stone  
 http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130404231023/fiftyshadesofgrey/images/7/73/SHARON-STONE-at-amfAR-Milano-2012-at-Milan-Fashion-Week-13.jpg  
   
   
 Elle MacPherson  
 http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/specials/beauties/every-age/elle-macpherson-435.jpg  
   
   
 Christie Brinkley  
 http://topnews.in/files/christie-brinkley-picture-1.jpg  
   
   
 Sofia Milos  
 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/TIE7BbDhr7I/AAAAAAAAcOM/dcWewykziDE/s1600/sofia-milos-plastic-surgery.jpg  
   
 Cheryl Tiegs  
 http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/5519/Alicia/2363l.jpg  
   
   
 Peggy Lipton  
 http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Premiere+Little+Black+Book+Arrivals+OzHlOLHsaKhl.jpg  
   
   
 Sela Ward  
 http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/5519/Alicia/2385l.jpg  
   
   
 Heather Locklear  
 http://media.newbeauty.com.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/5/5235-heather-locklear-celebs-who-look-great-after-50.png  
   
   
 Halle Berry  
 http://www.cavemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/halle2.jpg  
   
   
 Carol Alt  
 http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/34/677556/full/carol-alt-actors-u1.jpg  
   
   
   
   
 Helena Christenson  
 http://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/supermodelhelenachristensenshowsofffamousxl4wopu7yzil.jpg  
   
   
 Salma Hayek  
 http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Weinstein+Company+2013+Golden+Globe+Awards+Qjm7j67_TUtl.jpg  
   
   
 Jennifer Aniston  
 http://airows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jennifer-aniston-hot-gq-621779587-660x9221.jpg  
   
   
 Gina Gershon  
 http://www.cavemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ginagershon.png  
   
   
 Demi Moore  
 http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/42/839322/full/demi-moore-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u18.jpg  
   
   
   
 Diane Lane  
 http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Diane-Lane/Diane-Lane-23.JPG  
 

It doesn't really make them any sexier (IMHO), even though lots of guys like long hair and fancy long nails.

even though he's dead, because the blood accumulates and fuels his penis.  I'm not sure how true this is because I read it from an online news feed somewhere.  

and started posting again. Taylor just wasn't around then, lol.

You still have a low tolerance for what you perceive to be fktard type posts.

You have been nothing but nice to me in the last year or so. Of course I try to stay out of your line of fire too! and I REALLY think before posting here because the GDB is still like the wild wild west just not as wild as before.

and not as wild as that expat place I can't mention here. Lordy it has to be WILD there with a certain loud mouth drunk being a mod. Best male melt downs here were his-whew!

Steph (one of the old broads)

Some years might produce a higher quality person than others. Different values; different tastes in music, food, etc.; and depending on the man's age, women born in some years might gel better. Compatible dynamics might or might not result from their upbringing and life experiences. Some people seem just born on unfortunately off years. Some grew up in a boring atmosphere. Some whole decades are amazing, others pretty dry. I feel lucky to have been young in a particularly dynamic time. And I sort of pity the more recent high school grads of the past three, four years. I can't see how they can enjoy life or even understand what's possible in life. But they no doubt think they're the best vintage ever.

looks wise. I highly doubt Halle Berry could be bedded so easily by 99% of the guys here, well maybe 98%, WHY she's beautiful has a rocking bod and her SOs are really HOT. SHE can choose who SHE wants. Same with a lot of over 40 really beautiful women. They can and are really picky in the lovers dept.

Not all ladies of a certain age have droopy breasts and big floppy va jay jays, lol. And not all ladies of a certain can be bedded by every guy in their age group. Nope not in the civvie world. Not by a long shot.

I will admit that women of a certain age are viewed differently so they better have their shit together. Point in case...

A cute as hell mid 20's or collage age gal has one or two too many at a popular watering hole, most people (in my southern accent) would say oh, bless her little heart she can't hold her liquor yet...An old broad who has had way too many is not viewed the same way, she's the old drunk broad making an ass out of her self-bless her old raggedy ass heart!  

Just sayin

Steph

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misrepresenting??  Just because women lie about their age all the time??
Well, men lie about money all the time.
So, who cares if clients put the wrong amount in the envelope - they are just continuing their quaint lying ways, bless their hearts.  If a 40 yr old lady chops 10 years off, then I guess a guy can put $300 in the envelope instead of $400, right?

...Take my share and keep the TER change ( the delta between what they say they are and what age they really are).  
It's a nice OP to send out the milf/GILF bat signal. Interested parties have taken note, I'm sure.  

It's good to be back

When's the next ball?

Posted By: TaylorSteele

But you do have the wrong chica. I don't have an angry bone in my bod when it comes to this place LOL...a bit passionate when I write? Absolutely, that I am on any platform. But never anger, don't confuse the two. Unless of course you're staring at me thru the screen when I write...that would be kinda creepy lol. But yes, a sense of humor I do have, you just don't understand itr, that's all, must be an 'age' thing. You just classify it as BSC to appease yourself as usual. But if I'm BSC to you, that works for me there hotstuff. You don't want to know how I classify you and your writing lol. I'll keep that to myself. I don't feel the need to spell it out publicly like you do daily LOL. I actually don't 'get off' like that.    
   
 Did you like my song dedication to you then?  
   
 

-- Modified on 4/6/2014 3:26:04 PM

A quick search of the Newbie board going back 3000 days turned up no posts by me using this alias or my real handle. And isn't doing what you claim against TER policy?

Being called out as a prolific poster with nothing of value to say hit a bit too close to home for ya?

If a woman, as you and others here mentioned, intentionally misrepresents herself (using old photos, etc.), then she should be called out on it. Please show me where I defended a woman doing something like that?

And yes, as a matter of fact, I have a very important Gala to attend next month that I am very excited about. But I need to warn you it's 500 a plate. So I'm quite certain you're capable of doing the math yourself. And I'm also quite certain it wouldn't be your cup of tea. It's more of a 'matters of the heart' kind of thing.

lower aggression, experience... and more. Not universal, but probabilities. Safety is an offshoot of all these things.  

And the "loud mouth drunk" is a pussycat, most of the time, although he does still melt down on occasion.

You seemed to be criticizing him but were actually agreeing with him and didn't know it because you misunderstood his Latin phrase.  Claro?

the thing is that choice is personal; for both you and the provider. There is no entitlement to any explanation, or any courtesy for that matter. It doesn't have to be fair, and it isn't.  

for most, I would guess Cinco de mayo...in this case I'm going to go with Mother's Day or Memorial Day for the Rtw's of the world.  

Posted By: TaylorSteele

And yes, as a matter of fact, I have a very important Gala to attend next month that I am very excited about. But I need to warn you it's 500 a plate. So I'm quite certain you're capable of doing the math yourself. And I'm also quite certain it wouldn't be your cup of tea. It's more of a 'matters of the heart' kind of thing.  
   
 Good to have you back ADJ.  
   
 

and I paraphrase:

Couldn't keep your posting on the Newbie board straight either  LOL

sign me up lol. But I think not. Cute guesses nonetheless.

Did you even bother looking or are you just taking someone elses word for it?

And he COULD be sweet here...until he imploded (quite a lot)!

People sometimes thing that I go looking for manginas to pick on. That couldn't be further from the truth, there just seems to be no end to these guys that are willing to excuse any amount of bad behavior from a woman.

They absolutely BEG to be called out for the manginas that they are. The OP is definitely a great example of this.

They lie and tell you you're good in bed, they lie and tell you they love seeing you etc. etc. You want the truth from hookers, you and possibly 90% of the rest probably would not be able to handle the truth.