Guys what has been some interesting things you requested of a gal? Gals what has been some interesting things guys have asked for?

I normally do not see weird requesting people... I did have a very long term regular want me to get cream pied by the guy before and leave it for him but never did it bc it was way too weird for me and I don't do BBFS.

Hm, once I saw someone who wanted to wear diaper and have me blow cig smoke in his face, yeah I did that. Never will get it though.

Oh wait, I had a regular have me take him to hospital for junk. Drop off/Pick up. Or a new customer leave his wallet in my car while we went to atm. I did yell at him that most girls will steal stuff like that and protect yourself gdi.

"Or a new customer leave his wallet in my car while we went to atm. I did yell at him that most girls will steal stuff like that and protect yourself gdi. "

  The first night I met a bored traveling provider , after our appt . she asked my plans  for the rest of the evening . I told her I was going to a strip club .   She claimed she had never been to one . She asked if I would take her .   Off the clock .
 When we were there she showed ID at the door .  
   I know she had cash with her , she was tipping the strippers .  
  I'm not the  guy who gives a girl  money to tip a stripper , or the guy who gives strippers money to play video games .  
  Those video lurking guys crack me up , feeding  strippers cash, so he can sit near her ,  while  she's concentrating  on the game she's playing , ignoring him , other than the occasional nod .
 
  Sorry , I got off track  , When she went to the ladies room she left her handbag  . I didn't notice until after she was out of sight .
  When she came back I gave her a hard time about doing that with a stranger she just met , ID , money , credit cards , twenty miles from her Hotel .
   She said she could tell I wouldn't snoop or steal from her .  
  I told her there are a lot of guys who will pry into things that have nothing to do with them or steal from their Mother .There is no way she can accurately analyze whether anyone is a thief or creep in a couple hours.  
 She said she knew I was trustworthy , I remind her of Jesus .
  Jesus !!  

 

and the longer you are in this industry, the better you become at reading people ...
A great skill, if you will, for all areas of your Life!

Reminds me of a red-eye flight I took years ago for a business conference & before reaching the early morning airport, I put my cash in my shoe - the only time I have ever done this.
Yep, this gent pick-pocketed me and only got $40.
I knew exactly who it was and the airport couldn't do a thing about it.

So, yes, she knew you were a good guy!

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I hear some scream oh God to you. j/k.

Honesty is very rare nowadays.

...in Chicago. My wallet was, 'slipping out my pocket,' per a lady officer. I was like, "Oh. Jeez. Thanks!" She replied, "We ain't in no promise land yet girl!" and shook her head. LOL

Anyway... I hear people like to act like animals in front of the ladies. Scaring the ladies. No touching, no sex, nothing. The ladies just have to act scared and shriek. It's money.

The craziest things I've had, (that I would tell,) are... One man was so fixed on giving me a golden shower that he spent the entire beginning of the date downing water. A LOT of water. We had to wait until he had to piss really bad. He finally had to go, and I knelt down in the bathtub, tongue out and everything, while he pissed on me for what felt like eternity. And it's possible. He had a boner, so it came out in spurts. So while he was shaking his dick to get it through his hardness, lol, I'm sitting there with my tongue out freezing in his piss and waiting. That is NEVER going to happen again.

The second was a guy who asked if I gagged. I said yes, I do gagging. "Do you like to gag till you puke?" I said, "No, I wouldn't think a man would want me to puke on him, lol." He said, "What if he did?"

Off to the shower we went with whipped cream, jarred strawberries and some nutell. (Thank GOD we didn't get to the nutell.) I had fun, but had a lot of clean up to do in the shower. Funny thing is, I was kind of glad because before I knew this was going to happen, I was nervous as I had a smoothie right beforehand. Yum Yum!

xoxo

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opened the door and had your dog finish him off! Ha ha. I am so mean but so funny :P

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and does not rush the 1 hour.

to ask a provider to just wear a clown wig with a clown nose.  My silly humor I guess but that would be funny.

It is often the case that when you try to help a person out by warning them against something that they do that is dangerous, they will hold it against you as if you are the very type of person you are warning them against.  (There was a good example of this on Seinfeld - the massage episode.)

I've been burned a few times that way and I'll think long and hard before being a good Samaritan again.

As for asking for something strange from a provider:  I wait until I think I know the gal pretty well before asking for anything too kinky, but sometimes you never know.  There was one gal I got close to and thought I knew pretty well, so I asked for COF.  That was the last time I ever saw her.

Oh well, can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs.

The scarecrow, the tin man, the lion, the witch, the wizard himself, or maybe a flying monkey?

Don't forget the ruby slippers.

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Ive asked a provider to fuck me and then use her dildo (covered of course) inside me while she sucks my cock.  I had the best orgasm....WOW.   I want to try a strap-on with a HOT babe