So I'm at a hotel out of country with a close female friend I've known for a few years. (civvy)  But The fucking bathroom door is very close to bed. Photos from their website looked Ike a very high end place but the room in this 3rd world country is small...  

I was going to ask something similar about bathroom etiquette if you're spending the night or a few days together.

but you are a never ending source of amusement here. lol

I have no real answer to your OP. I guess you could always run the shower while you are doing your business if you embarrass that easily. Personally, I just do my business and maybe offer a warning that the "bano" is now a toxic waste dump and the caution should now be used when entering. lol

In many third world countries, even the hotel lobby "banos" are disgusting and I would only sit down in one of them in a severe emergency.

Note to self, when spending the night with Lila, make sure there is a decent bathroom downstairs, and/or skip the "comida picante" lol

One last thing, you know you are WAAAYYYY too comfortable with a person when you stop even bothering to close the door when taking a dump. Some things really should be kept to yourself. lol

make some self deprecating jokes and move on.

Surely there are bushes or overgrowth behind the hotel.  All he needs is a newspaper, TP, and some strong quads.  There's always another option.  

Taking a dump that the entire hotel can most likely hear is one of those things that you should be doing much closer to your divorce date than your first date. lol

... the dog.

turn on the shower, sink, fan and radio - then let 'er rip!

i would just shit and get it over with..

Here's your own post from earlier...so which is it?

Posted By: RobbinYoung

Gemma, we must meet some day, you're so sweet!  
   
 I'm not providing, but am doing my webcam modeling, and...I'm seeking a 'Mutually Beneficial Arrangement' with one lover in Las Vegas.  If you happen to know of anyone that might be interested, please contact me.  
 [email protected]  
 

When I visit my out of town Provider I always use the restroom in that situation when she's asleep. I always bring Air Freshner with me in the restroom. When I'm done I make sure to spray the Air Freshner in the restroom.

At least she's got great reviews. From five years ago.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Here's your own post from earlier...so which is it?  
   
 Hooker?  
 FWB?  
 Camgirl?  
   
 No wonder SA threw you off their site.  
   
 Kudo's to whoever tipped them off as well.  
   

Posted By: RobbinYoung

Gemma, we must meet some day, you're so sweet!  
     
  I'm not providing, but am doing my webcam modeling, and...I'm seeking a 'Mutually Beneficial Arrangement' with one lover in Las Vegas.  If you happen to know of anyone that might be interested, please contact me.    
  [email protected]  
 

   
 And now this post...guess you are still hooking.  
   

Posted By: RobbinYoung

Insist on having my own room, when traveling with a date...even if it means I need to discount my donation.  
     
 

Archivist.

The thread I posted here for your edification is only a day old.

'Golden Pussy' lol

Years ago I met a lady friend in Vegas (civie). I have family there so I took the opportunity to stay with family a few days, this lady was there for a business convention so her employer was picking up her hotel bill. So anyway, we spent the whole day together and fucked for quite a long time, not that I'm a stud, I'm not but that was 15 years ago. We had dinner and show reservations so after fucking for quite a while she had went to the bathroom to get ready. I showered and got ready too. So about 15 mins before we left the room for dinner, after she had made several trips to the bathroom to recheck her makeup or whatever it is that you girls do. I asked her if she was done in the bathroom. She said yes, why? I said well l need to use the bathroom and if you're done in there I'll go ahead and do so. So I did, and closed the door behind me when I came out. So just before we leave the room she decides she needs to go in one more time. Well come on, I made it rather obvious why I was going in there, made every effort to keep her from having to deal with it and yet she goes in there. So, on the way down to the restaurant she says "you know you could have just gone down to the lobby bathroom to do that so I wouldn't have to deal with it".

a better john than the restaurants do.

Seems you like webcams...maybe you've put one in my office and are tracking all the sites that CPA is on?

here is the rub..i know at least 3 providers who would like nothing more than to fuck CPA' brains out..i guess being an asshole turns some people on..go figure..

Funny how many gals want to meet up with me.   You've only alluded to the tip of the iceberg.

The hotel lobby bathrooms are your friend on overnights and other longer engagements!

I guess the lesson is to figure out a way to be comfortable using public facilities.

This became the way my ex and I would, making it kind of a joke.

sometimes you will find yourself thinking a hotel is decent when booking online only to be very disappointed when getting there.

Sticking with known brands like Hilton or Marriott is probably the safest bet, but I've ended up at shit hotels occasionally when traveling abroad, I never stay, but that's beside the point. Suffice it to say, I don't need a five star hotel to be happy, but I do have certain minimum standards that I won't dip below, both in hotels and the ladies that share them with me. lol

That could have been written by McDonald000.
Then again DA's OP  could have been written by McD!