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Go down to the lobby and use the public john down there. eom
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So I'm at a hotel out of country with a close female friend I've known for a few years. (civvy)  But The fucking bathroom door is very close to bed. Photos from their website looked Ike a very high end place but the room in this 3rd world country is small...  

We had some local drinks/food and let's just say my stomach didn't like it. Local fucking bathrooms in restaurants in a 3rd world country are so dirty that I dont feel like using them.  They don't even have toilet seats so I am forces to use the bathroom in my hotel.  Well I had to let it all out while she is still in the room.  But the thing about toilet bowls is that they are designed almost like a speaker and the sound resonates loudly inside and even resonates up to the ceilings.  I mean sometimes these can be very LOUD.  Kinda embarrassing making loud drumbeat noises with a lady in the room, close friends or not.  lol  

how do you deal with your loud resonanting drum beats with a client/girl in the room when you're together 24/7 for the next few days? Just let it loose and act like it's a natural human thing? Find another bathroom somewhere else

I was going to ask something similar about bathroom etiquette if you're spending the night or a few days together.

The best thing to do, in my opinion, is either hold it, or use the bathroom in the hotel lobby.  Some people are comfortable about going #2 in front of their new lover (or in your case friend), but I think it's polite to not subject anyone else to that sh*t if there's another option to "go" elsewhere.

GaGambler1068 reads

In many third world countries, even the hotel lobby "banos" are disgusting and I would only sit down in one of them in a severe emergency.

Note to self, when spending the night with Lila, make sure there is a decent bathroom downstairs, and/or skip the "comida picante" lol

One last thing, you know you are WAAAYYYY too comfortable with a person when you stop even bothering to close the door when taking a dump. Some things really should be kept to yourself. lol

Surely there are bushes or overgrowth behind the hotel.  All he needs is a newspaper, TP, and some strong quads.  There's always another option.  :)

GaGambler827 reads

Taking a dump that the entire hotel can most likely hear is one of those things that you should be doing much closer to your divorce date than your first date. lol

Years ago I met a lady friend in Vegas (civie). I have family there so I took the opportunity to stay with family a few days, this lady was there for a business convention so her employer was picking up her hotel bill. So anyway, we spent the whole day together and fucked for quite a long time, not that I'm a stud, I'm not but that was 15 years ago. We had dinner and show reservations so after fucking for quite a while she had went to the bathroom to get ready. I showered and got ready too. So about 15 mins before we left the room for dinner, after she had made several trips to the bathroom to recheck her makeup or whatever it is that you girls do. I asked her if she was done in the bathroom. She said yes, why? I said well l need to use the bathroom and if you're done in there I'll go ahead and do so. So I did, and closed the door behind me when I came out. So just before we leave the room she decides she needs to go in one more time. Well come on, I made it rather obvious why I was going in there, made every effort to keep her from having to deal with it and yet she goes in there. So, on the way down to the restaurant she says "you know you could have just gone down to the lobby bathroom to do that so I wouldn't have to deal with it".

REALLY! Well fuck you! I made every effort, asked if you were done in there and closed the door on the way out. Needless to say, I didn't see her again. The solution I guess was that I should have gotten my own hotel room, even though there wasn't a need.  

I paid for everything, dinner, the show, the limo and this wasn't P4P now. This was two civies meeting for fun in Vegas. She actually said in a phone conversation after the trip that she was surprised I didn't offer her half of the room  cost since I spent the night with her, unreal, and her employer was footing her room bill as she was there on a business trip.

See much easier to P4P,I know exactly what to expect, and no drama.

The hotel lobby bathrooms are your friend on overnights and other longer engagements!

I don't think I've ever been to a country that didn't have a hotel with at least a modicum of luxury, ergo clean bathrooms. Even the most remote places I've been to have ceramic toilets, so you can at least clean the rim with sanitizer and toilet paper (always carry sanitizer!) if there is no seat (and sometimes it is preferable to lift the seat anyway). In Japan they have squat toilets, so it might be a little more difficult, but not impossible.

And I agree- I would never subject anyone to that. Unless they paid me to. ;)

GaGambler825 reads

sometimes you will find yourself thinking a hotel is decent when booking online only to be very disappointed when getting there.

Sticking with known brands like Hilton or Marriott is probably the safest bet, but I've ended up at shit hotels occasionally when traveling abroad, I never stay, but that's beside the point. Suffice it to say, I don't need a five star hotel to be happy, but I do have certain minimum standards that I won't dip below, both in hotels and the ladies that share them with me. lol

GaGambler1458 reads

but you are a never ending source of amusement here. lol

I have no real answer to your OP. I guess you could always run the shower while you are doing your business if you embarrass that easily. Personally, I just do my business and maybe offer a warning that the "bano" is now a toxic waste dump and the caution should now be used when entering. lol

make some self deprecating jokes and move on.

turn on the shower, sink, fan and radio - then let 'er rip!

You DO NOT want to have this happen:

i would just shit and get it over with..

This became the way my ex and I would, making it kind of a joke.

ROGM822 reads

When I visit my out of town Provider I always use the restroom in that situation when she's asleep. I always bring Air Freshner with me in the restroom. When I'm done I make sure to spray the Air Freshner in the restroom.

I guess the lesson is to figure out a way to be comfortable using public facilities.

....and I think it's kind of silly that girls act like it's such a disgusting thing that people actually poop. As if theirs didn't smell?  

Lastly, I carry some of those toilet drops with me, have one in each bathroom, and this almost completely erases the evidence anything was done. Poo-pourri is one but it's expensive (their commercials are funny, look them up on youtube). "The Drops" is another brand and less expensive but they work (I won free samples from a blog drawing), but now I just use these drops I got at Walmart and they work and are inexpensive and I don't care if I use a small squirt instead of a few drops. All is good in the world. My teenage son LOVES them.

That could have been written by McDonald000.
Then again DA's OP  could have been written by McD!
:D

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