I have a friend I have known for many years. He comes into town every few months and always calls me. It was his birthday and a very special one at that.

What to do with a man who has seen every aquare inch of your body inside out. For those who have gotten to know me I think my fun side is pretty evident.

My friend is bald and I have always been attracted to bald headed men. They are the sexiest men on earth as far as I am concerned.

He wanted me to surprise him with something special for his birthday that he would never forget because our time was running out. He is turning 80. Mind you he can run with the best of you so don't think this man does't play.

Anyway back to my story and my weekend date. I have always joked that instead of using my pocket rocket i'm going to lube his bald head up and rub my pussy all over it. So do you think I gave him something he will never forget

Kisses Haley

You never forget wearing a cat hat.

I had a beautiful Irish Setter puppy, and when she was about half grown, the kids accidentally let her out of the yard, and she got hit by a car. She survived, but her tail was so badly damaged that the vet. had to cut it off. It was so sad to see her in pain, and to see her beautiful tail missing, that in a fit of gallows humor, each time someone asked why she didn't have a tail I said; "Well, I read somewhere that if you cut off their tails they become better hunters." It was so funny to see their jaws drop in totally disbelief.

His tail wags all day as he dances around the house. I am so blessed to have found him. Your story is very cute and i'm so glad your dog was able to survive.

Kisses Haley

that I remember anyway, Lord only knows what I do after too many Heinies!

My SO and I had just watched 9 1/2 Weeks and all those 'food' scenes got me to thinking... I asked her to come up with something if she was into it.

So, next time in the sack... she puts a cored pineapple over my erection and gobs of 'warm' chocolate syrup... what a gooey, yummy mess that became... chocolate everywhere and it took hours to lick it off each other...

and I thought ALL women who were into bald guys loved to to the 'noggin-pussy-rub' ???

I'm by no means John Holmes but I don't think even my eensy dick could fit into the standard sized core of a pineapple without splitting it open.  Your SO must have tricks known only to the Emperor.

unlocked with a door window during business hours. yes, it was civy.