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Would it be odd for someone to provide a gift from vicoria secretes or a spa prior to seeing her?  Say the date will happen, and they have not meet before.  

For the ladies, how would you take this?

skisandboots2208 reads

I assume you're laughing at his poor spelling.  The gifts (bath lotions...not lingerie and not gift certificates) that I've given from Victoria's Secret at the start of my first session with new providers have been big hits!

-- Modified on 3/25/2005 9:22:33 AM

I agree the bath oils, lotions etc can be great and I had not thought of such when I posted above but was subtly suggesting that lingerie would not be appropriate prior to a first meeting. Some other suggestions can be simular products from other retailers, scented candles, a bottle of wine (if you know from her web page and reviews she would appreciate such)basicaly something small that will allow her the chance to pamper herself.

An unusual and charming approach although I would recomend rather than a specific item that you provide a gift certificate for such.

Bizzaro Superdude3357 reads

my, my my, my my my my.....  Ms. Bond, Penicillin - I would prefer Augmentin myself...  since almost every bug on earth is now resistant to penicillin.... but then again, who knows...   Hee hee.  

I would love to pamper you with an initial gift, something smallish, perhaps a toe ring, made with Green Kryptonite (red Kryptonite tends to make me break out & to get the Red K I would have to deal with that dastardly villain Lex Luethor!).  I would then tenderly bathe you in a warm (not too hot) mineral oil bath, with lots of candles and some nice soothing music....  next dry you and rub you with warm lush (or LUSH) lightly scented (your choice of fragrance) body lotion.  Then I would gently worship your essence.... hummmmmmm...........  evenin, Miss Bond.... and if you ever need a nemesis for your global spy escapades, please let me know, available night and day!  Ya sexy wench!!!  much affection!

-- Modified on 3/24/2005 10:18:36 PM

Start small and inexpensive, like flowers and/or chocolates.  you can move up to more expensive and intimate gifts after you've seen her initially.

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