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Peppermint 2472 reads
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What makes you come instantly?

What are some things a girl does that will make you explode whether you want to or not? For me, it's when a girl says "Don't stop!! I'm going to come!" Whether she is faking it or not, that always sets me off...damnit. Telling me not to come just has the opposite effect, stupid brain. The only thing I can do to hold it off is to just stop dead in my tracks, and even that doesn't work sometimes, and of course that stops the girl from coming too. It's something I need to work on, but I wish sometimes a girl would just not say anything and let it happen!

Another thing is when a girl starts sucking on my earlobes in missionary. I know some guys hate that but it drives me over the edge every time.

Dr Who revived 1920 reads
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I hate when that happens....but I can't help it when...

Rrasha posts her insightful comments with a touch of sarcasm.   OR...

Devin tries to invoke her wit and wisdom eventually collapsing into a pool of goo.  OR...

Taylor posts in absolutes...and all must reckon with her realities being everyones...  OR

London arguing with some completely defenseless fool who doesn't realize he is being played

There are a few others that get me to pop fast....but then I expect them to join me for lunch OTC so we can discuss them personally.
Posted By: Phooka
What are some things a girl does that will make you explode whether you want to or not? For me, it's when a girl says "Don't stop!! I'm going to come!" Whether she is faking it or not, that always sets me off...damnit. Telling me not to come just has the opposite effect, stupid brain. The only thing I can do to hold it off is to just stop dead in my tracks, and even that doesn't work sometimes, and of course that stops the girl from coming too. It's something I need to work on, but I wish sometimes a girl would just not say anything and let it happen!  
   
 Another thing is when a girl starts sucking on my earlobes in missionary. I know some guys hate that but it drives me over the edge every time.

donbecker54 19 Reviews 1440 reads
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Today? Nothing. Years back? Everything.

These days I don't come instantly for anything.

When I was in my 20's I came almost instantly once when my buddy's girlfriend rubbed my shoulders (I was high at the time). Another time I came almost instantly while watching Tina Turner's simulated BJ performance in "Gimme Shelter".

Back then my ex could almost get me to come just by talking dirty to me.

Dr Who revived 1298 reads
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So you like it when she's working the strap on....

And then whispers in your ear while you're yelping like a pig.....

"Oh Rod...CPA just fucks with you like no other"

And then it's all over?

Do you cuddle with her afterwards?  Do it...she'll let you know just how horny she gets from my posts.  And maybe she'll ram you one more time....just for the hell of it  :D
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Set things in motion quicker, heavy breathing into my mouth, pulling back from kisses immediately followed by dfk (teasing with the kissing) , looking back and kissing from doggy, lots of hands with bj, lean over the shoulder kiss, her grabbing the pipe like she owns it, telling me she bitched slapped cpa once. Soooooooo many I wish I could put on my ter id, I would love these incorporated more often.  

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decadentxy 32 Reviews 1466 reads
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"You can keep the envelope!"

works every time....

Dr Who revived 1497 reads
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I'll bet if Rrasha started posting algebraic equations just for YOU....

You'd come like a racehorse.

Ask her something about that...oh my  :D
Posted By: donbecker54
These days I don't come instantly for anything.  
   
 When I was in my 20's I came almost instantly once when my buddy's girlfriend rubbed my shoulders (I was high at the time). Another time I came almost instantly while watching Tina Turner's simulated BJ performance in "Gimme Shelter".  
   
 Back then my ex could almost get me to come just by talking dirty to me.

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1511 reads
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Re: I hate when that happens....but I can't help it when...

i would explode on any one of them..i wouldn't even need lunch..i would bring extra napkins though..

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Rrasha posts her insightful comments with a touch of sarcasm.   OR...  
   
 Devin tries to invoke her wit and wisdom eventually collapsing into a pool of goo.  OR...  
   
 Taylor posts in absolutes...and all must reckon with her realities being everyones...  OR  
   
 London arguing with some completely defenseless fool who doesn't realize he is being played  
   
 There are a few others that get me to pop fast....but then I expect them to join me for lunch OTC so we can discuss them personally.  
   
Posted By: Phooka
What are some things a girl does that will make you explode whether you want to or not? For me, it's when a girl says "Don't stop!! I'm going to come!" Whether she is faking it or not, that always sets me off...damnit. Telling me not to come just has the opposite effect, stupid brain. The only thing I can do to hold it off is to just stop dead in my tracks, and even that doesn't work sometimes, and of course that stops the girl from coming too. It's something I need to work on, but I wish sometimes a girl would just not say anything and let it happen!  
     
  Another thing is when a girl starts sucking on my earlobes in missionary. I know some guys hate that but it drives me over the edge every time.

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1164 reads
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Re: So you like it when she's working the strap on....

CPA has another one all riled up..another olive branch ensnarled in the web..

Posted By: RodTidweLL
Why would she be calling me Rod? I always try to cuddle its my favorite part.  
   
 We could be great friends if you get off your high horse. The internet has ruined our society, back in the day people worked really hard to get along, the blanket of the internets anonimity really keeps guys like you from making a change, its okay its not your fault, I know your faking otherwise these ladies would refuse to see you.  
   
 I offer you an olive branch of peace.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 1361 reads
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Fingernails dug into my back. eom


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Back_In_Black 1502 reads
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the reals 1s though , not those lee press on 1s . those get stuck

And then you look like a porcupine.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 1336 reads
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Its so much mental than physical..[e]


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Back_In_Black 1400 reads
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hickies on my neck and chest. good suction ! eom


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donbecker54 19 Reviews 1660 reads
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Re: I'll bet if Rrasha started posting algebraic equations just for YOU....

How many variables in the equation? ;)

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 1416 reads
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Nothing (eom)


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Dr Who revived 1437 reads
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I'm guessing that she can keep you going for quite some time :D

You should remind her that guys have trouble with multiples in a short time....

Unless you are an anomaly  ;)

I had one gal pal who had a review where the dude claimed to have had about 5 in an hour.  I asked her the next time I saw her...and she confirmed it  LOL

Maybe Rrasha can work her magic on you...who knows.
Posted By: donbecker54
How many variables in the equation? ;)

Back_In_Black 1119 reads
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hey Rod, thought you would say when they say

Show Me The Money ! You wouldn't shoplift the pootie would you?

Posted By: RodTidweLL
 
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
And then you look like a porcupine.

Back_In_Black 1261 reads
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hey curly, thought you would say

ICECUBES.

Back_In_Black 1168 reads
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and she thought she had u at

Hello. Yeah so would I.
Shoplift that is

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 1191 reads
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May be that will. Who knows...[e]


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Back_In_Black 1520 reads
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oh , and have her do it with toothepaste. and gently blow on it

Fuckin awesome !

Senator.Blutarsky 1676 reads
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You forgot one...

How about anyone claiming you shouldn't negotiate?

Dr Who revived 1163 reads
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I think prostitution is illegal in most US counties

Want to rephrase your last comment?

Posted By: RodTidweLL
But I do love pootie  
 :  
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Back_In_Black 1235 reads
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contact Jerry , he handles all of Rods stuff. ! eom

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Want to rephrase your last comment?  
   
Posted By: RodTidweLL
But I do love pootie    
  :  
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Dr Who revived 1707 reads
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Only those that scream on TER

Love them...and they are the best at cutting those deals  LOL

Maybe they just like the game?
Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky
How about anyone claiming you shouldn't negotiate?  

Dr Who revived 1564 reads
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LIAR...you come with a Hitachi in less than a minute

And squirt on the keyboard and screen.

This causes TER to delete forests of prior posts to disappear.

You love this....BIB said so  :D
Posted By: devindavette
It's a build up. The fastest I can come is at least 10 min with a partner, as little as 3 minutes solo.  
 I come the easiest by being eaten:p

LunaNYC See my TER Reviews 1407 reads
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Having my arms pinned over my head

or behind my back during doggy and being pounded into the bed/chair/couch coupled with some very dirrrty talk. I love the feeling of not being in control.

;)
Related Link: Lovely Luna

Back_In_Black 1338 reads
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so that explains those guys who brag of

20 o s in a session . Do you use an egg timer ?  Kinda I came (flip it over), I came ( flip it over) . Sweetie I would make you wait an hour to cum. Then start all over again .three minutes is a shame , unless your thinking of me. Then that explains it.xoxo

Posted By: devindavette
It's a build up. The fastest I can come is at least 10 min with a partner, as little as 3 minutes solo.  
 I come the easiest by being eaten:p

inicky46 61 Reviews 1213 reads
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Everyone has different buttons.

But Rosy Palm never fails.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1317 reads
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A winning lottery ticket. E.


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1263 reads
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Aw, c'mon, Dev, CPA's really a nice guy!

Here's his favorite tune!  He's so cute with those big funny shoes when he climbs out of his little car

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

Dr Who revived 1274 reads
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Did you watch after school?

So let's see....there's BIB and escalade to my right....

And Inicky and GaGambler to my left.

Where are all the hookers?

Hey...I just won a bet with BIB....thanks  :D

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Dr Who revived 1313 reads
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Did I not tell you that subbing for me just won't work

The kids know who the worlds best clown is....and it's not

SATAN  :D

Dr Who revived 1476 reads
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Do you have a name for your pal?

Just curious.

And no using it while reading this thread....I don't want to see the whole damn forest get destroyed again.

Dr Who revived 1272 reads
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Ask TER to unmoderate you...it's more fun in real time

Then your posts won't get all flamoozled like these did.

Or were you just rubbing one out to the clown?

Come on...you can tell me.

Nicky is the scary looking one....I'm the friendly one  :D

Back_In_Black 1325 reads
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u already have that ! and he gives mouth 2mouth. friendship, the richest gift. eom


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1446 reads
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One good gif...

deserves another

Dr Who revived 1253 reads
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I'm pretty sure he's on the phone with DD

Telling her....

'Clowns aren't really scary...just go with it'  

'CPA is really a fun guy...you just need to be able to take the whole ball gag and drool'

'Yea...I can get you a flight to ChiTown...and another seat for taylor...sure'

'Oh...and those guys have told CPA you're really hot...and smart.  He'll be impressed...don't worry sweetie'

Back_In_Black 1607 reads
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yeah Mr. Hand , like in FTARMHigh . wouldnt mind DD climbin

Outta my pool like phoebe Cates . Shit Taylor too. The more the merrier. Ladies ask the lesbians , we ain't so bad . I converted 2 of them . Once u get black u always cum back .

lungman 10 Reviews 1423 reads
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Re: A winning lottery ticket. E.

Perfect answer to a stupid question.
Sometimes I think London is the only one with any brain cells around here

inicky46 61 Reviews 1502 reads
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Who me??? Nah! I am just a....

Fuzzy bunny.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 1504 reads
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Statistics would be better.

I would be more than happy to calculate some cumulative percentage values, more commonly referred to as CUM frequency.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1452 reads
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Not a fucking thing!

I wish I could come instantly. Half the time I don't come at all! Sometimes I envy guys with premature ejaculation!

Back_In_Black 1358 reads
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thats not boring , actually kinda sexy . gadgets , just cheating

Nothing like the soft touch . Hey I'll rub yours if u rub mine ?

Back_In_Black 1618 reads
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Re: I am boring. I just use my fingers.........(e)


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1103 reads
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Could it be?????

That you are The Cuddler?  Come on, Rod, you can admit it....;

Related Link: It is I! The Cuddler!

inicky46 61 Reviews 1659 reads
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Re: A winning lottery ticket. E.


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3mdssa 1383 reads
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Re: I'm pretty sure he's on the phone with DD

Whats w the lowercase taylor...am i missing something cpA or r u getting lazy on me lol

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 1153 reads
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He's not lying....

Didn't you know how much CPA's posts turn us on?

Posted By: ChgoCPA
And then whispers in your ear while you're yelping like a pig.....  
   
 "Oh Rod...CPA just fucks with you like no other"  
   
 And then it's all over?  
   
 Do you cuddle with her afterwards?  Do it...she'll let you know just how horny she gets from my posts.  And maybe she'll ram you one more time....just for the hell of it  :D  
   
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Set things in motion quicker, heavy breathing into my mouth, pulling back from kisses immediately followed by dfk (teasing with the kissing) , looking back and kissing from doggy, lots of hands with bj, lean over the shoulder kiss, her grabbing the pipe like she owns it, telling me she bitched slapped cpa once. Soooooooo many I wish I could put on my ter id, I would love these incorporated more often.  
   
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RealityBites 1481 reads
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It happens

I get stuck too sometimes.  

Either ready to go asap or not at all. My first 15 is cumming, then cuddle/talk/massage or I am just screwed!

PS, my balls S&L is sooooo great. Damn now I got to go to bed by myself. Fuck.

Back_In_Black 497 reads
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Ciao, Bella . >

Your photos did make me rise to the occasion. Lovely xoxo

Posted By: ZabrinaSarafina
Hmm  
   
 I've actually forgotten the envelope on a few occasions when I was under the stupor of fine wine mixed with good company  ...and a F'king good time! LOL  
   
 The gentlemen always have reminded me though, not once but twice as I stumbled out the door on quivery legs  
   
 Ahhhh ...happy memories! Will repeat ;)

3mdssa 1456 reads
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Instantly?

Absolutely nothing. A womans body isnt programmed that way in any way shape or form. And I will bet any woman being truthful can get herself off better than anyone and fully satisfying w or w/o a toy in less than hmmm lets say 3 min lol. Thats a fact. The only thing more enjoyable is sharing that w someone who understands what makes her tick 'beforehand' and the buildup.......gentlemen, Woman101...its all and only about the 'pre' events that will determine how a womans body will react to your touch for the first time

joebunda90 12 Reviews 1344 reads
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Not instantly but quick enough

No one knows you like you!  And sharing that time with a woman that knows her own body is incredibly HOT.

MasterZen 34 Reviews 454 reads
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Yep, BIB... that was a "straight up" sexy respponse! Mille o tante grazie, Zabrina!


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Back_In_Black 399 reads
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ci, Zabrina , una Sexy Ragazza, una 2013 Sophia Loren. ! che bella donna.

Ciao, Zen!

Me me devo and are adesso.

MasterZen 34 Reviews 453 reads
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de niente, BIB!


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MasterZen 34 Reviews 1472 reads
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Re: Instantly?

I love a sexy lesson... especially when the teacher is hot!  

I'm also thrilled that most guys can't take good advice, because I'm definitely going to remember your roadmap, T. (devilish grin).

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 1215 reads
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now that is true

And she is one in a million

MM

HeathersLuv4u See my TER Reviews 1514 reads
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My Gawd..That's one helluva pull back there. It's gotta me at least a foot long,

I bet he doesn't get to use all of it very often.  
Must suck to have such a huge Johnson but only get to use half of it.
Man...I wouldn't want him as a "regular" at all.!
You think it's photo shopped or something

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