Saw a provider a while ago who snored and woke me up a few times because it got a bit loud. Thought it was cute seeing a pretty girl passed out and snoring like a farm animal.

We did have a bit too much to drink that evening so maybe that contributed to it (or maybe she has sleep apnea? )

Since I generally don't do overnights often,  I don't know how common this is in the hobby world. Curious, how many of your dates snored to the point where it kept you from getting a good nights sleep?  How often does it happen?


note: video is NOT the provider I saw but snore is similar.

and along with the good stuff like sex, touching, kissing, cuddling, etc.; there is the not so fun stuff like snoring, farting, and other embarrassing and/or noxious activities.

You have to take the good with the bad.

When I do overnights, it's not going to be the lady's snoring keeping me awake. It will be my snoring keeping them awake.

that will keep her quite. :o

Also, what's the deal with people who like to sleep cuddling?  Its romantic to cuddle but once its time to really go to sleep, I am on the total opposite side of the bed, nearly falling off the edge.  

You're like a brother I never had.  lol


Pretty funny if she wakes up to a cock in her mouth... I'd be afraid she might bite it as she wakes up in surprise. Maybe I'll put a metal tube around it just it case. lmfao

I talk and giggle in my sleep.  I've asked what I talk about and all clients and/or friends just brush it aside and tell me I talk nonsense/gibberish.

Give her a break - at least she doesn't have a retainer or a C-Pap machine!  Haha!

XXX-Giselle

Posted By: Snoring_drunk

Saw a provider a while ago who snored and woke me up a few times because it got a bit loud. Thought it was cute seeing a pretty girl passed out and snoring like a farm animal.

We did have a bit too much to drink that evening so maybe that contributed to it (or maybe she has sleep apnea? )

Since I generally don't do overnights often,  I don't know how common this is in the hobby world. Curious, how many of your dates snored to the point where it kept you from getting a good nights sleep?  How often does it happen?


note: video is NOT the provider I saw but snore is similar.

You know what just popped up in my mind?

When you give me that freebie overnight and you're sleeping at the edge of bed,
I'll gently push you over... and then laugh my ass off when you're having that brief date with the floor carpet. lmao

You must've missed the part where I said I found it cute...

I mean geez! So she snores, I drool and fart in my sleep. Spoon me tighter baby!

I can be sweet too.

I think I will seduce you with a honey "massage".  Then once youre relaxed, rip open a pillow and pour feathers all over your sticky naked body then pull the fire alarm and you'll have to evacuate the building like that.

She snored a bit but we drank quite a bit so I didn't think twice about it.  Asked her in the morning if I did and she said no.  Then I go home and get thrown out of bed for snoring too loud.  Sounds like I was on my best behavior with the lady.  Either that, or a boob in my hand keeps my snoring turned off.

I'd probably just sit tight in the hotel room, knowing that it was you who set off the alarm.

Then I'll shut the door so that you can't come back in. lmao

It's not like she needed to lie about it.  We've spent lots of time together and I had already told her she snored.  I'm sticking with the boob theory, lol.