One of the things that I have noticed doing greek is that providers always tell me after a few minutes, "We have to stop because I have to go to the bathroom".

1. How come providers don't do a 18 hour fast before doing greek so this won't happen ?

2. How come providers won't do a colon cleansing before providing greek service. Nothing more nasty than seeing fecus on the rubber.

3. Do providers have problems for the next week or so because they have been opened up. I.E have to end up wearing adult diapers.

If these problems exist, especially number 3, why do providers continue let themselves go through the pain and injury. Somethings are just not worth it.