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Smartie Water
mrfisher 115 Reviews 44 reads
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1 / 36

who wants to believe that you are just dripping at the thought of seeing me, but I know that can't always be.

So, no, I don't get upset, but perhaps the best way is to pre-apply the lube before we ever show up.  That way you can let the fantasy happen.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 52 reads
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2 / 36

That's what lube is for.  

micktoz 43 Reviews 62 reads
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3 / 36

..... slipping into the cover.  My view is that if there is something that will make the activity more pleasurable, have at it. So lube in the pussy is excellent too.
Besides, I really enjoy watching a lady rubbing her pussy before I enter, so adding lube can be part of the party.

theoldcavalier 2 Reviews 60 reads
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4 / 36

I agree with Mr. Fisher.  In fact my ATF lubed up in front of me a few times once we had gotten to know each other.  It's no big deal.

I have not especially noticed the taste.  Maybe in the moment of DATY it comes across as more of a condiment.  :-)

JakeFromStateFarm 58 reads
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6 / 36
AznWhtTailHntr 17 Reviews 49 reads
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7 / 36

If your pussy is that tired then you are tired as well, and probably won't givei it your all.

theoldcavalier 2 Reviews 49 reads
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9 / 36

As Wikipedia says, "The purpose of the grease gun is to apply lubricant through an aperture to a specific point, usually on a grease fitting or 'nipple'." ---- (*nipple* nyuk nyuk nudge nudge) (That is what they are called though. So kinky, chassis lubrication.)

Allstar 9 Reviews 72 reads
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10 / 36

I'm irritated if a pro doesn't have lube! Tools of the trade.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 56 reads
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12 / 36

One of my favs is in her mid-50s. She's got an incredible body for a woman that age (or even for a woman half her age) and has more energy than most women half her age too, but she's of the age where nature doesn't provide as much lube as before and the ol' vaginal walls are getting thinner.  So some extra lube makes things more comfortable for her.  No problemo.

justsauce16 4 Reviews 48 reads
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13 / 36

You're probably dehydrated. Sex is a workout, and your natural lubrication takes quite a bit of water for your body to create. Get yourself some pedia-lite (the orange flavor is the least offensive) and drink that, along with plenty of water. That'll replenish your electrolytes and hydrate you, so you'll be back to normal pretty quickly.

 
Also, don't just chug water. Your body can only intake around 8-12oz/hr, so drinking any more than that just makes your pee clear, and water alone won't replace the electrolytes you lose from sweating.

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 55 reads
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14 / 36

I personally love strawberry generously applied both inside and out..

AznWhtTailHntr 17 Reviews 68 reads
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15 / 36

I didn't question her age, I questioned her effort.  It's up to Smartie when to tap out on the week.  These ladies aren't machines.  I'd rather have someone reschedule than say to me I've fucked too many guys this week so can't we just cuddle?

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 59 reads
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16 / 36

The question was "when a girl needs lube...", not "when Smartie needs lube...".

dreamgirlava See my TER Reviews 78 reads
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17 / 36

I always use lube and have never had any complaints. Condoms tend to dry me up, no matter how turned on I am. I wouldn't worry about it. :)

voyager-43 11 Reviews 58 reads
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18 / 36

if you don't want to lube up prior to his arrival, then make a sexy move out of it and use a toy in front of him with some necessary lubrication.  
I have absolutely zero problems with a lady using lube and I don't mind the taste.  You ever read reviews where the guy says that he went down on her and she tasted "so sweet" ?  What do you think?
+10000  on the hydration. Your body is your business, you have to take care of it.

souls_harbor 58 reads
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19 / 36

I may be cynically naive, but I just assumed the reason the gals often disappear for a minute after you arrive was so they could lube up.

Anyone use the "warming" kind?

Mommascomin 58 reads
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20 / 36

I wish people (both men and women) knew more about how different women's bodies can be. A lot of ladies don't get wet even when they're turned on, due to natural causes, their birth control, other medication, or their body simply doesn't work like that. Other women (me included) get wet standing in line at starbucks, shopping at target, or reading a book (its really quite annoying). If you understood that a woman's wetness isn't necessarily always correlated with how turned on she is, your fantasy wouldn't include her being wet and turned on for you.

trex44 9 Reviews 50 reads
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21 / 36

...during our session, so if she needs some lube, I'll be happy to help apply ;)

impposter 49 Reviews 58 reads
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22 / 36

SmartieWater. Inspired by clouds. But manufactured by Coca-Cola.  
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Comes in sparkling, too!

wrps07 49 reads
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23 / 36

I always put lube on my condom before having sex with a provider. It makes a lot easier. The petite woman put a lot on and get on my dick and ride it hard.  

The other important reason for using lube is that it will help prevent breakage of a condom.

It does not turn me off if a woman uses lube.

-- Modified on 8/27/2017 8:51:52 AM

1256849 25 Reviews 38 reads
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24 / 36

The ladies being it with them. We can walk into an appointment with a hard on because we usually know what or who we are walking into based on photos and reviews. The ladies are pretty much blind sided. Plus if they have 3-6 appointments that day they tire out too and may not be as excited to see you as you are them.  

It's Its your fantasy, enjoy it. If she is wet from your tongue game, cock size, massage skills, or from lube, go for it.  You  are not going to make  them all wet,  it If you think you Did, then job well done.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 66 reads
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fantasyman 3 Reviews 44 reads
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26 / 36

I'm not offended in the least. Anything to enhance her enjoyment enhances my enjoyment.

IslaFlores See my TER Reviews 54 reads
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27 / 36

Like most already mentioned. Some people don't get wet easily and some do.  

I've been turned on and not wet and turned off yet still wet.  

I've fucked 1 guy in a day or 3 and wetness will fluctuate.  

Once in a while I will put on some lube because it's not going to feel good dry and I don't want condom to break obviously. And I sometimes wonder if the guy will think it means I'm not turned on but it is what it is. I like to hope that most guys realize it has way more factors involved then just arousal.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 50 reads
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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 60 reads
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30 / 36

ball joints ... external use only tho

ElTorro 15 Reviews 54 reads
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31 / 36

allow her to use the lube she needs, the lube that will also benefit me. A guy is just too fussy if he's going to complain about something like that. As a matter of fact, I bring my own lube just in case she needs it, because I've been with a few dry girls before in the past where penetration was damn near impossible to the point where I almost misdiagnosed them as suffering from Vaginismus, and they never considered using lube so I decided to buy my own. The first lube I purchased was the KY warming jelly, but a couple of providers complained it was too sticky, and made them feel hot (during the dead of winter, mind you). I read the ingredient label on the bottle and learned that the warming gel is silicone based. So I went and bought a water based lube, but it dried too quickly. Now I have the water mixed with silicone lube from astroglide, and I find that the texture provides a perfect balance, but there's no warming sensation on contact, and there's nothing like a warm, moist pussy. My question is whether there's a water/silicone based lube that also warms on contact? I tried finding it myself, but to no avail, although perhaps I may have overlooked something. If it exists, what is the brand? What is the color of the box? What are the google search keywords? If I can't find it I may have to go back to using the silicone based warming gel.

demuredomina See my TER Reviews 68 reads
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I'll be honest and say it's necessary because I want to stay safe and make sure the raincoat is secure. Frank honesty wins. Most times I don't bother with the lube, but as a woman you *know* when it's dry and it could potentially cause a rip in the rubber. Just be straightforward...and sexy while bringing the topic up if you feel you must.

Katherine_Taylor See my TER Reviews 66 reads
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33 / 36

I don't know why everyone thinks lube is bad. It really isn't an indicator of whether we females are excited or not. And in truth sometimes lube makes it just a bit more fun and more carefree as we arent as concerned about getting hurt down there. lol

vip25008 10 Reviews 57 reads
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34 / 36

I bring my own.  I dont pretend that every women is a sex addict who wants sex all the time.  Think most girls do this profession as its better money they would ever make at a regular job.   Also it makes me giggle how many men believe that they think they bring the provider to orgasm each time or that the women are super turned on to see them.

Greenbacks2 31 Reviews 47 reads
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35 / 36

I would rather have her lube up before, so she does not get sore before we get done.  

harborview 10 Reviews 55 reads
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36 / 36

never said a word...  just reached over to her night table, used it, put it back.  No big deal at all.  I'm given to understand some of it may be hormonal... the time of month.

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