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escalade1964 65 Reviews 1573 reads
posted
1 / 15

So I am with my ATF today and have to explain why my chest/nipple has a big bruise on it!

That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.
Of course she understood....LOL  

Slow your roll Babe!

I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.  

When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?

Your thoughts if any?

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 450 reads
posted
2 / 15

Start playing Rugby, football, or even basketball.  
Stay single... It's the BEST!

Posted By: escalade1964
So I am with my ATF today and have to explain why my chest/nipple has a big bruise on it!  
   
 That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.  
 Of course she understood....LOL  
   
 Slow your roll Babe!  
   
 I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.  
   
 When this happens to you, how do you explain it to your S.O.?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 255 reads
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3 / 15
scoed 8 Reviews 308 reads
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4 / 15
octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 372 reads
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5 / 15
rpaul64 18 Reviews 322 reads
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6 / 15
russbbj 89 Reviews 241 reads
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7 / 15
escalade1964 65 Reviews 289 reads
posted
8 / 15

actually it was  

should I have tipped more for the trophy?

LMFAO

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 266 reads
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9 / 15
Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 304 reads
posted
10 / 15

Trampled by midgets running amok in the city!!!  

Hilarious post!!!

impposter 49 Reviews 244 reads
posted
11 / 15

Posted By: escalade1964
That was embarrassing. The last duo I did apparently got much to aggressive.  

I have a bruise on my leg and my left nipple.
I hear that TER is about to launch a new profit center by offering HobbyCare Supplemental Health Insurance.  It will cover the costs of hobby related injuries such as yours. Premiums may be paid by CCBill, Money Order or Anonymous Gift Cards. The Claim Forms look suspiciously like Review Submission Forms.  

After a test roll out to a small group of hobbyists, the program was a "10, 10" by almost all of them. But you know how reliable TER Reviewer ratings can be.

Explaining your wounds to your ATF or SO is still your problem

GaGambler 250 reads
posted
12 / 15

He could have seen Octavia and then he'd have to explain his busted nuts to the SO.

LasVegan 233 reads
posted
13 / 15

have the leg amputated.........then there will be nothing to hide.

case321 31 Reviews 313 reads
posted
14 / 15

My former ATF (she moved on from the hobby) left a pretty good set of claw marks on one side of my back. Anyone could see the location and angle pointed exactly to a job well done lol!! Only problem is Miss Case wouldn't be too impressed. So I had my lady friend scratch a few times across the claw marks to obscure the obvious lady love mark pattern. Convinced Miss Case I had had to crawl under a piece of equipment at work to fix it and tore myself up in the process, even ripped my work shirt a bit to sell the illusion. Always be thinking fellas!

SavannahStJames See my TER Reviews 190 reads
posted
15 / 15

if you're worried about the bruises because of a significant other possibly seeing them I do have one suggestion. Obviously this depends on your circumstances and whether or not you and your partner are even sexually active.  

Come home or into bed once your partner is sleeping, so hopefully the room is dark. Initiate rough sex..wake up in the morning and blame the bruises on your partner..ha! (Works really well for hickeys)

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