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seductivesloan See my TER Reviews 374 reads
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The best that one of my friends uses is the shooting range. Best reason to not answer the phone too! It really is too loud! His wife must think he has anger issues because he shoots his gun an awful lot! Might even be a sharpshooter by now! te he he

Happy Hobbying,  
Seductive Sloa

CRainn1989 reads

Prefer to roll in the daytime.  Curious as to what kind of excuses the fellas have given for ducking out for a couple of hrs.  Certain people (not employers or clients) expect me to be somewhat present during the day, and saying that I have a meeting will work on occasion.  But, I'm curious as to anyone has any really good excuses that they've given for disappearing for a couple or at least humorous anecdotes regarding the same.

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___________597 reads

I'm da BOWSS. I just tell people that I must meet with a client or supplier and that I have an important business to take care of... Like, seeing a provider. ;)

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MikeShanahan495 reads

Or your parole officer?

Posted By: ___________
I'm da BOWSS. I just tell people that I must meet with a client or supplier and that I have an important business to take care of... Like, seeing a provider. ;)

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Canitbe564 reads

I start my day early and generally get home early so that helps, but when I need a reason to get out I like to use the.  I am going to Home Depot line lol.  What guy doesn't go to home depot and get lost for hours lol

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___________489 reads

What if the SO calls and you don't pick up for 1 hour?  Wouldn't she get suspicious?  

But then again, most Home Depots I've been to seem to have shitty cell phone reception so that may actually be a non issue.

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Canitbe448 reads

It really is true most Home Depots have terrible cell phone reception, I also tend to keep something in my truck that I can say I bought if I get called out on it lol

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Posted By: Canitbe
I start my day early and generally get home early so that helps, but when I need a reason to get out I like to use the.  I am going to Home Depot line lol.  What guy doesn't go to home depot and get lost for hours lol  
Good one!!

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GaGambler601 reads

"I am sneaking out for a couple of hours to fuck a hooker"

sorry, but I am too lazy to lie, and even back when I actually went into the office in the first place, the shit eating grin I would come back with, not to mention the "bed head" would have given me away even if I had bothered to lie in the first place.

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Jinx_The_Cat456 reads

Is that most people won't believe you even if you are telling the truth with that excuse.  They'll just think you have a weird sense of humor and are going out to get drunk at lunch.

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GaGambler386 reads

some people actually use that line for that exact reason, knowing that no one will believe them.

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Bowman1138612 reads

In the middle of the day, its usually a doctor or dentist appt.  Later in the evening, its usually taking clients out to dinner, or a late meeting.  

Posted By: CRainn
Prefer to roll in the daytime.  Curious as to what kind of excuses the fellas have given for ducking out for a couple of hrs.  Certain people (not employers or clients) expect me to be somewhat present during the day, and saying that I have a meeting will work on occasion.  But, I'm curious as to anyone has any really good excuses that they've given for disappearing for a couple or at least humorous anecdotes regarding the same.  

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aragorn69578 reads

1. Going to the driving range
2. Doctor's appointment  
3. Meetings
4. Going to the movies with the guys (we actually do this sometimes)
5. I've used the Home Depot one before
6. Happy hour for work
7. Appointment for car oil change/maintenance  

Aside from the oil change one, the others are ones that you can say the service was bad or you couldn't answer the phone. For the happy hour, it was just too loud to hear it ringing.  

Good luck!

Posted By: CRainn
Prefer to roll in the daytime.  Curious as to what kind of excuses the fellas have given for ducking out for a couple of hrs.  Certain people (not employers or clients) expect me to be somewhat present during the day, and saying that I have a meeting will work on occasion.  But, I'm curious as to anyone has any really good excuses that they've given for disappearing for a couple or at least humorous anecdotes regarding the same.  

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igoturcrazy402 reads

Is it the 'norm' for men in relationships/marriage to have sex on the side simply because they are men?  Or are the majority of you who are cheating on your SOs doing it because you are not getting any at home? Not enough at home?  Not satisfying at home?  

Just curious...

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seductivesloan375 reads

The best that one of my friends uses is the shooting range. Best reason to not answer the phone too! It really is too loud! His wife must think he has anger issues because he shoots his gun an awful lot! Might even be a sharpshooter by now! te he he

Happy Hobbying,  
Seductive Sloa

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MikeShanahan344 reads

Just make sure she doesn't have a gsr test kit

Posted By: seductivesloan
The best that one of my friends uses is the shooting range. Best reason to not answer the phone too! It really is too loud! His wife must think he has anger issues because he shoots his gun an awful lot! Might even be a sharpshooter by now! te he he  
   
 Happy Hobbying,  
 Seductive Sloan  
 

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Jacque_Jenesais356 reads

Related Link: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iJXG3Q4Ws

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mrfisher317 reads

Because I could go out during the day to visit a job and then sneak off for an hour or two without anyone the wiser.  I could also see someone late without arousing too much suspicion.  Weekends were off limits though.

Now that I'm single I can indulge on the weekends which is far more to my liking.

With the presence of iphones and such, the office is much more ever-present than it once was.

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harborview312 reads

So I had to shop all over town to find my screws.  Yes, the d*mn drywall screws.  What did you think I meant?

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keystonekid315 reads

provider aromas either after showering.

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HooktardGold384 reads

He always wanted my airport location because Elmwood Fitness was in that area. Had a few more who always used Walmart, because if you have ever been to any New Orleans Walmart you know there is no way in hell you're getting out quick. Most people hang out there, high, to watch mothers beat their kids bwahahhaa. It's a riot.

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1820590263 reads

That is a good cover for 1-2hrs in the afternoon, I still get a work out, and I show back up to work freshly showered and looking energized for the rest of the day

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