Need something to talk about every now and again.

and after I did, I said to myself Jack Dunphy owes me three minutes of my life that were totally wasted.

I mean why would ANYONE give two fucks about anything that she did/does?

She prefers long johns?

I guess it's better than clandestinely shoving a frozen banana up her ass

and then leaving it for the next customer. At least to the mainstream public.  

People that are into spitting into their partners mouth and such must be soiling their underwear watching this security video taken of AG.

shake her ass in public?  The donut shop left them uncovered on the counter...  some states have spit guards on the salad bars for C's sake...    
We are assuming that the tongue made contact, which is not clear in the video.  The BF clearly smelled but did not stick his tongue out.  I get it that this was a young couple on (probably) a post ciotal lark.  But it was wrong & disgusting.  50% of the blame is to the girl...  50% to the shop for putting it there in the first place.  

Then we can deal with her anti-America rant...   I do not buy her excuse.  It's not about American eating habits.  That's not what she said.  

I don't get the desire to compare this with the P4P world...      

I wasn't going to listen to her music anyway...