Many of Shakespeare's titles can, with just a little bit of jiggling, be reworked to be a good name for a porn film. Two come to mind: She Shtups* to Conquer and Much Ado About Nutting. Anyone else think of any? *Yiddish for screws
She Shtups to Conquer is Oliver Goldsmith, not Billy Boy, but we get the idea. . Love's Labour's Lust The Two Gentlemen of Verona - no jiggling needed, if you've met Verona The Ten Gentlemen of Verona - Verona does a gangbang The Merry Wives of Windsor - no jiggling needed, if you're into cuckolding porn or reverse gangbangs As You Like It - no jiggling needed King John - no jiggling needed Titus Androgynous . I bet Rasha would be really good at this. "O Rasha, Rasha, wherefore art thou Rasha?" (Her most recent post was 2018. I just looked up the definition of wherefore - interesting, but still applicable.)
Posted By: mrfisher
How about a little literary contest.
Many of Shakespeare's titles can, with just a little bit of jiggling, be reworked to be a good name for a porn film.
Two come to mind:
She Shtups* to Conquer and Much Ado About Nutting.
To date, or not to date, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to pay deposit The toys and dildos of outrageous fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of GPS, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep; No more; and by a sleep, to say we end the session, unsuccessful
Shakespeare can be interpreted in so many ways. I leave it up to the director to stage it as a gangbang or a blowbang or an orgy. Artistic choice, you know. . "My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break." . "This is a way to kill a wife with kindness. And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour. He that knows better how to bang a shrew, Now let him bang. 'Tis charity to show."
An ex and myself were debating making Shakespeare porn. Here are the titles.
Henry the fist (For the extreme fetishists) Tight-ass andronicus (All anal) Whores of the roses (orgy based on Henry VI and Richard III) Lonely wives of Windsor (All girl) Midsummers wet dream (giant cum shots) Ass you like it (big butts everywhere) That’s what I remember
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