...are Maryland, New Jersey, Louisiana, and Illinois.

I call bullshit on that survey.  There's a guy in Albuquerque who puts New Mexico in the Top 5 all by himself.

With London's move to Florida, look for the Sunshine State to rapidly rise in the poll.  My pole is rapidly rising just thinking about her.

If you are going to quote a survey, the least you can do is provide a link to said survey.

but I will agree with you about a certain guy in ABQ, LR doesn't hold a candle to him in the fucking fuck fuck fuck, category.

...and pasted 2 through 5 instead of trying to memorize them.

Maybe with London out of state now they may drop out of the top 5. she is a foul mouthed wench but we all love her.  : )  Tubby and all. LO

Customer service is always a pain in the fucking ass to deal with.

Besides, I don't curse out load and I bleep out the letters when I type lol. That's gotta count for something. I would have guessed Brooklyn NY and Boston Mass.

And was pretty unsurprised to see my homestate of Texas among the nicest. Thank fucking god I live in Illinois, now, a place where my vulgarity truly belongs.  

That fucking asshole took that shit to the wrong fucking job.
Fucking piece of shit (insert racial slur) has shit for brains.
Goddammit!  
Get your shit together before the boss takes your fucking job, and gives it to a (insert racial slur)

You are not actually working.

Goddamn, motherfucking cock sucker son of a bitch shit eating go to hell bloody cunt! Greetings from Calif.

as you don't mess with their religious beliefs or their guns!

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Or their truck!

No, they all came from PEPCO.  

...  Would have topped the list.  After all, that's where the New York alphabet came from.

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/10/23/2013-ram-1500-earns-truck-of-texas-honors/

...and I don't know what that fucking shit is, but there is a lot of it.

Shut your fucking hole before I fill it.
I'm tryin' to fuckin sleep Asshole!

It may surprise you. But I haven't met any women in NYC who are interested in that type of shit.
Go figure?
 
So no.. There aren't any woman Bosses in my life.

Doesn't make them better...How the fuck does a more fuel efficient vehicle win an award in Texas, any how?

I've had a few TIMEX iron man watches, through out the years.

These motherfuckinging cocksucking asshole-licker son of a bitches down here just don't know how to swear.

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"Get in the fkin ca." There is no "r" in Boston talk lol.

I would think that would be your state with the most foul mouths.

I worked along side a few salts in my time and they taught me just about every filthy word I know today.

They were very pleased with me as a student of their patois.  One said ____, when you first started working with us you wouldn't say shit if you had a mouthful of it.  Now you can cuss right along with us.

As a native brought up the right way, yes, we are among the nicest, friendliest people you'll ever meet.  Unless you are a fucktard Yankee saying crap like"youse people need to do it this way" or some other jack shit turd of wisdom jizzing out of your retarded mouth...Thank yew and hope ya'll have a nice day!

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