So I was lurking (i.e, emailing) around to some visiting Providers trying to get a quick fix for $300.  

so is she and she found the guy with the biggest , you know and that's why its bigger that the providers . spend more time with her and watch it shrink .  

Posted By: Ridgetucky

So I was lurking (i.e, emailing) around to some visiting Providers trying to get a quick fix for $300.    
   
 Sorta like a junkie trying to get a fix.  Damn, it was bad.  No doubt about it I am a sex addict!!!!  
   
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 Me (junkie):  I know you are booked but if any cancels happen please give me a call or email - ASAP  
   
 Provider (dealer):  Sorry hun, I am all booked but if you promise me a 2 hour appointment I will cancel my 1pm for you.  
   
 Me (junkie):  Um, I don't really have time for a 2 hour appt.  But if the cancel happens please let me know.  
   
 Provider (dealer):  Maybe next time.  
   
 Ok, so I am left with two choices:  
   
 1.  Bang my wife with the yeast infection (hint to Providers - yeast infections can sometime be detected with an infection of the uvula (that thing at the back of your throat).  Last time I did this I probably had enough yeast on my dick to make a baker's dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts    
   
 2.  Watch some gonzo porn.  The tame stuff doesn't do it for me anymore.  
   
 RT  
   
 P.S.  Answer the aforementioned question how many Providers engage in the airline practice of bumping?  
   
 P.S. 2 - You ever notice most Providers have tight vaginas.  That's weird because these women have sex for a living so you think it would be HUGE.  In contrast my wife has a huge vagina - go figure, huh.

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personalize risk.  Never think "that won't happen to me because I (fill in self-delusional quote here).

get a treat . the yeast made his dick grow twice the size and still rising he says . its a miracle at easter time .. lol  

It is a muscle and it is due to all the sex they are having. See one at the end of the day and you will see what I am talking about. See the same lady in the morning and you will find it is not that tight.

ah ha  ha  ha  ha  ha  oh no honey , are they doing what I think they are doing , well gee whiz maybe but when she done its going to be big that's for sure . oh my these crazy kids toda

Seems to me,  you haven't been around long enough.

Hey screw you!!

His wife hired me the other day. She was in the mood for DA the Elite VIP gigolo.

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There's a provider I met recently who had one of the tightest ones ever. I thought I was doing greek but it wasn't greek.  My dick was sore after doing her, she was really tight. It was great actually.

Now that's pretty direct, lady.  I'm more used to the wine & dine first before we get to the screwing stage...  You're rushing it too much.  

about the 1 inch penis. It's not the vaginas. He says he's not sensitive about it, but....

And not an Aldo pic in the bunch...nicely played.

I mean even if a provider is only with one man, if he has a big thing her shit is going to form to it eventually. That's why I never messed with y'all bigguns. I had more sex in high school than I ever did as a provider... like 3 times more.

Interesting that the one provider offered to cancel her 1pm if you would book two hours. I wonder how often guys get cancelled for "something better"?

He seems pissed and refused to talk to me.  hahaha

He may even want an advance deposit.

That does hot yoga and could teach kegels at a master's level.  She has an incredibly toned body and a very tight vag.  You almost squeak in.  It's wonderful, like high school.  Her Greek is even tighter and she has incredible control of both sets of muscles.  That's professionalism, and she just celebrated her third year in the business.

Our vaginas are the Tool of Our Trade (along with our oral skills)   We USE our vaginas and that use makes them tight, keeps the muscles in use, tone and tight.  Also most of us do our Kegels because we care and want our vagina nice and tight for you.