What do you do when the money runs out? use the agencies who take plastic? or just go back to porn?

Go back to free porn and try to build the war chest back up...don't go to plastic - there is a huge risk to your identity as well as credit score.  If you don't have the cash now what makes you think you'll have it when its time to pay the bill...a girl a month for a few months and you're looking at $1500-2000 on your card...then what??????

the other cards(debit)
open another drawer
crack the safe


is this sooooo difficult. Yeeesh!!!!!

or break the kids piggy banks

Not nice...;(.Boo to you. Yeah I know you're kidding..I hope.

It's not supposed to bankrupt you. Spend only discretionary funds or introduce yourself to Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters.

Plastic?! Plastic!!?!! That's just crazy. With no offense intended, there is no such thing as a fantasy experience worth paying INTEREST on it. Sheesh!

As for porn? I can't stand the stuff. My own fertile imagination is far superior.

hey, that shit can add up quickly and get you a date or two perhaps before you have additional funds again. roflmfao

Your screen-name sez it all!

(said, tongue in cheek). But, whatever you do, don't go plastic; sure sign that you've gone too far, unless you're guaranteed a big check, coming soon, to cover it.

services as funds.  We can call it "The Tree House".  Hey, maybe we should have kept that thought going from the 60's....you put some carpet in my house, and I'll screw your brains out!  Or, how about we get points for services, and are able to use them with other "point providers", of our choice?  That way, we aren't locked into one client/provider deal all the time.  A (really progressive) sort of Co-op.

OK....idealistic, yes.  This money game is so confining, don't you think?  

Go back to Rosie Palms.

Check out, for example, Ithaca Hours. http://www.ithacahours.com/

And other local currencies:
http://www.smallisbeautiful.org/local_currencies.html

So, yes, it is altogether a reasonable proposition.

Troll, troll, troll,  I can't believe I'm even bothering to respond to this idiot post. Slow day in retirement.

gals and guys would be willing to join?  Do you think that the supply/demand of this "hobby" and "profession"  would hold up?  I realize that it's the oldest profession, but in all reality, food is a commodity in need(thus, in difficult times, in demand-high demand), whereas sexual physical pleasure is (possibly, I don't know) something one can live without.   Ouch.  That hurt!

"Something we could live without" I think NOT!

Unfortunately.

I am a farmer in Minnesota,  you are saying I might have new means to hobby?  I am warming to the idea.

How about getting a 2nd or 3rd job?

Taking it to the ultimate end and not using the sanctioned currency of the land its quite possible to deprive the government of significant tax income.......?????

Yes, it is as legal as barter so long as the currency does not purport to be "dollars" &c. Just like barter, all income must be reported in dollar-equivalents on your income tax.

And I am absolutely certain that, just as with most all-cash businesses denominated in dollars; every single penny (or equivalent) will be scrupulously reported to any and all taxing authorities.

Save up for the next time.

Anytime I pay an independent subcontractor more than $600 annually, I have to send him a 1099!

So, bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.  Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this will be the day that I die....this will be the day I die!

If you have ran out of money, all I can suggest is that you slow down or stop hobbying until your cash flow allows you to play again.  In the meantime, hope porn can subsitute...

and the $$ has never run out....at least it hasn't for me.

Then after 6000 dates @ $.05 per envelope you will have saved up enough for another $300.00 date.

"Pussy Units".  Reminds of a guy I heard at Speakers Corner in Hyde Park in London.  His premise was that everything men work for is related to getting sex and that money should be phased out and replaced with Pussy Units.  Accumulate enough PU's and you are good to go.  Funnist orator in the park that day!

used in 10 years.  That should get you anywhere from a few months to a year depending on how expensive your old hobbies were.

you never know what you might have that is worth more than you thought.