His or Hers?

Everything is your fault.

Def. not hers and also not his! This things can happen! And i am sure nobody should talk about "it is your fault - that i can get it up".  A guy has not "button" to get it up and he / she can be under stress, to many thinks to deal with, not interested, or he needs some "blue pill". When it is not "up" there are still other things you can do.

There aren't many surprises any more. We can have any dream we want, any scenario, any acronym. It's all right there at our fingertips. We can do a search for our favorite sexual situation, and bring up a million pictures. We can do the same search on TER, and bring up hundreds of ladies who will do our favorites situations. We spend hours and hours scrolling ads. It's no wonder our brains can't coordinate with our cocks.  

Been Bud's fault, even when I was 20.  That's why now I always put my drinking time with a provider AFTER the playtime.  I know GaG drinks before before, after and during a session, but I don't have that level of tolerance.  Might be more fun if I did, but it is what it is.

I have been a believer in "lets get drunk and screw" since I was barely a teenager. I am just happy my junk still works while drinking. I am at the point in my life where drinking too much will keep me from cumming, but I am still able to pound a dozen shots before sex and still have no problems "standing at attention", even if a little bit wobbly while standing. lol

...... subscription to a plumbing supply store.  
O rings, sometimes repurposed as cock rings, have saved the day,  many a time, for this happy monger.

became majorly impaired. So, I don't know if my lack of erection was a result of the booze or a result of a poor choice.  

Any woman who gets fives on the TER scale requires two bottles of tequila to make her look fuckable and fortunately I can only fuck after drinking a little over one bottle. So by the time she starts looking "doable" I no longer have the capability of fucking her. lol

They both complain that he is suffering from ED. The doctor asks the man to step outside, so he leaves.  

for their own orgasm.

I just sprayed iced tea all over my keyboard!!

That's the truth.

We are indeed responsible for our own orgasm. We chose who we are having sex with. It is our body. It is our mind. Everyone is 100% responsible for themselves.

... erections are less of a sure thing for me than they used to be. Several things get in the way, my meds, my body not producing testosterone and condoms are the main reasons.  

It becomes possible for the girl to deepthroat me.  That just makes me hard again.

A bit of extra coaxing is needed, but a good suck can usually get a flaccid Jr back hard.  If not, then, hell, it still feels good to be sucked on.  Infrequent at best though.

That was such a gem, I had to place a copy to the Erotic Humor section, giving you full credit in the footnote.  
Keep'em coming.  
And post great jokes too.

I had on provider it took until my third date with her to reach orgasm. The first two times we had an amazing time and fun. I did not let me down because there are so many other things that can happen or do. There are to many factors on the why not. Don't let it discourage you at all.

Penises are know for being very temperamental and not always matching the desires of its owner. Sometimes it just happens, sometimes being nervous gets in the way, as does being too excited... It's a tricky tool, for sure.

Awe shit, I don't know who to agree with more... Jake or Mr fischer.  

The only time I've ever had a problem is if I underestimate my fatigue level and I have a drink beforehand--the alcohol seems to have a much greater impact and it can really put "junior" to sleep LOL!! Thankfully, it's only happened to me a handful of times at most.

I wrote a blog on this topic awhile back and I titled it  "Viagra is just reading glasses for your dick".  I went on to say that at a certain age if your unit is not behaving as it should there is no shame to needing a little help.  A lot of my friends around 40 or so, started holding the paper further and further away.....Get some glasses for gawd sake.  

They make pills for that. I'm 50 years old. Drink like a fish and smoke like a train. Take shit for blood pressure. But if you wanna get your pee pee wet, you gotta do what you gotta do. Priorities.

Being communicative with your sexual partner will help playtime go a lot more smoothly than holding onto self shame, or worse, blaming a companion you booked a session with. It is still totally possible to experience pleasure even if one has trouble getting or holding an erection.

Everyone is responsible for their own orgasm.  And every guy is responsible for his own erection -- meaning if he has physical problems in that regard, he should seek professional help.

LOL.  Don't Worry Be Happy!!    If at first you don't succeed, Try Try Again.. !! Especially when it's so much Pleasure...    Xoxo

Here is one.  He could NOT get it up and her review suffered!  None of her other reviewers agreed with him.  Another example of how the context of all a lady's reviews trumps just one review.

Super reply.  Here is one; hurt my back the day before our appointment and did not want to flake on the lady.  Resigned myself to just a massage.  She truly made the difference.