Check this story on TheOnion!I'm officially volunteering...

Will LE never stop with these stings???             Chrissie Dahl

I was diggin' the story until I saw Trent Lott's quote. I think that the last time he got laid was when Mary and Joseph were together; or were they? What an asshole to even volunteer a quote like this. As for the Nations' "pornstars", why don't you ladies un-desensitize yourselves-listen to what the males who would like to fuck you are saying. Maybe you will enjoy it a lot more. I mean when my 8 year old son runs around the house quoting Nell E--"Must be the money"--where are we? Any answers-Jenna, Asia, Tiffany, etc., etc., ?  Regards, levendi

I thought it was mock-up! I must get out more.                  CD

shit!! i'm under-fucked....does n e know - do i have 2 bcum a porn star now?

can you spell satire? Abbie Hoffman, where arew .you now that we need you?

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