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I've been going to strip clubs for more than half my life (I'm 40 now) and recently I had the best lap dance experience ever. This girl was so horny, she gave me BBBJ right there in the club then had me jack off all over my clothes while I fingered her. She was even gonna do FS (covered) right there but I didn't have a condom. I just had to comment on this lap dance/hygiene thread because it was so funny afterwards trying to get cleaned up!
BTW, Don't even bother e-mailing me asking me about this. It was definitely a YMMV situation and my lips are sealed.
"The preceeding was provided for entertainment purposes only!" 
Wear a condom inside yer pants. Wear smooth-as-silk pants (preferably pants without a front opening -- perhaps sweat-suit-style silkie pants, for example). If you want (I speak from experience) you can shave or clip around Mister Happy far enough that the exterior of the condom won't catch on hairs and pull them out of whack. And you can keep the condom on with a fingertip-sized dab of rubber cement (be sparing! just like the dancers do with their nipple-pasties). Then, when you're done with the activity, hightail it to the men's room to dispose of said well-filled condom before shrinkage leads to leakage.
The activities reported as extracurriculars at certain clubs, particularly in San Francisco, are hardly a rarity. Men who want to know, can look it all up on the various internet resources that review strip clubs.
-- Modified on 4/15/2003 3:54:21 PM