The post below on Burnout included what i thought was a funny reference to the poster's "Mighty Kong."

This got me to thinking.  Having seen many different references to the Penis in many reviews and posts, what are some of the funniest little pseudonyms that you use or have heard of?

I'll start with:
"Purple Helmeted Warrior"  (not mine, I swear!)

(Yes, it is a slow day for me.)

Here is a whole bunch

I have always like "Richard", which is, of course, the formal name for "Dick".

Ooops------that's the title of a 1935 Shirley Temple movie--------

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frightfully witty song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ#

Oy Vey, I like this penis song better ! >>>>>>>>

http://www.youporn.com/watch/30165

http://www.youporn.com/watch/152856/hey-there-vagina/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=133986

A couple:

"The one eyed bandit in the turtleneck sweater"

"Little Herman the German"

"The Bishop"



Pat J

schlong
knob
member
one-eyed snake

Ummm, I have a memory blank for the rest but there's a damn lot of 'em that's for sure!

Lulu
x



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Here are Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!   This is a nice orgaized list.
http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html

I always liked to think of my old member as the "Kielbasa of Luuuuuv" (spoken like Barry White).  Unfortunately at my age it has become more like "Squiggy"...

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thanks to TER and a few special ladies.

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very dated

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I get PTSD symptoms everytime I hear someone say, "winky." It must be an early childhood thing. lol.

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... not too good if you were referring to his ...
Not-So-Mighty Kong!