Howdy,
I'm pretty new to the hobby . . . I have had some great experiences in Miami and Seattle . . .
However, home for me is a small town in Central Washington. I am looking for any advice on finding a good provider (any provider) in a small town. I hooked up with a cervice (Centerfolds) and a "model" came out, but she was extremely cautious and would not give a bj or have sex. Needless to say, I was pretty bummed after droping $200.
Any advice?

Thanks!

1. Are there any "alternative" newspapers in or around your town where independent providers advertise?

2. Does Eros, Exotics or other Escort Internet Websites cover your area?

3. Can you go to the ISO board here on TER and ask, or go to the provider board and see if any ladies are in your area?

Sable
xoxo

ps. Some Adult Bookstores carry "Alternative" Newspapers, also alot of girls will advertise on those Telephone "Datelines", they will be discreet about it but you can usually find girls there too.

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Small towns rarely have any major hotties as providers, if any at all. Such is the life of small towns.
When you choose to, or are forced to, live in a small town, you forego many opportunities such as the symphony, opera, 5-Star restaurants, bikini babes, supermodels, etc. Most men of course would prefer a great bbjteow over season opera tickets, but you can get neither in a small town.

I feel your pain. I grew up in a small southern town where Time was considered a dangerous leftist publication. The few providers were short fat trailer-dwellers with bad teeth. I climbed over the wall and escaped, went off to college and worked in large cities, traveled the world in search of excellent bbjeows, and never looked back.
You mentioned Seattle, so I assume you've perused Eros-Seattle,
and the reviews on this board of Seattle providers.

Across the water from Seattle is the vixen haven of Victoria, BC. The people are very nice, none of that savage barbarian obsessive capitalism & greed of Seattle.

Victoria is your nearest Amsterdam of North America, so to speak. For CN$200 you can have your choice of numerous excellent pretty young providers who will do your brains out, without the godawful attitude of uppity American women - no offense intended, but read the Heather Barron thread to learn about spoiled rotten brats who think the universe owes them $700 US bucks a session. That's over CN$1000 where the choices would be much nicer, younger, as attractive, and less bleached, with hotel money left over.

If I were stuck in a small town there such as Yakima, I would figure out how to make a three or four day binge trip every month or two to Victoria. I would see maybe three different providers for varying experiences. Look on this board for reviews in area code 250. Check out Jude, Alexandra, Nicole Lace, the classyladies website, wild vixen Tawney, Dana way up Vancouver Island, and many more. And there it is all legal.
I have a trip report on Vic/Vanc in a Word file I could send you as an e-mail attachment. It has travel info in/out Seattle, ferry to Victoria, hotel info in Victoria, everything I need to take the trip annually. Saw about ten very nice ladies. No bad experiences. Met some very nice people, enough to want to move there. Check out tis website: http://bcadult.com/classy/INDEX.HTM and eat your heart out.

Your local experience was typical and is unlikely to be satisfying, just a waste of money unless you get very lucky.
I would also take the advice of the other posters and look around locally. You never know whom you may find lurking in the personal columns, alternative papers, Yahoo, etc. Even Omaha and Kansas City have a few major corn & wheat fed hot vixens who look delicious.

That was my good deed for this Sunday June 16 in TER Land.

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velcro gloves are a must!

said: "Sis, boom, bah........and the question is, what is the sound a sheep makes when it explodes?".

Animal husbandry is not just a curriculum and a stump-trained farm animal is considered a most prized possession.

Still the strangest thing (or one of, at least) I've heard is this ol' gent told me about picking watermelons ... he said that during the heat of the day with a watermelon that's been setting out in the sun, if you cut a hole in it, you can't tell the difference.

So far I've taken his word for it.  I figure why stoop to watermelon when there's sheep to be had.

And don't get me started on peanut butter and dogs.

Hey, wouldn't it help if the sheep had no legs?    (I miss your legless dog jokes.)

xoxo,
GND

Guy walks in and sits at a bar.

The bartender comes up and says "You want your usual shot?"

The guy says "No, last time I was in here, I got so drunk that I blew chunks when I got home."

The bartender says "That's ok, everyone gets sick from drinking too much every now and then."

The guy says "You don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

That's funny!  I'm going to remember that one.  Thanks, Bird!

xoxo,
GND

Hip boots and a young white-tailed doe are a wild ride!
They should have that at petting zoos for dirty old men!