(ba-doom) Seriously though, this is one step above pulling doo-doo from your behind, because who knows what the infection rates or rates of mortality will be? On the other hand, if you set all the results a max for dying, you end up with a 1 in 9 chance of dying which is a little bit reassuring, I suppose.
...even though I'm an old dinosaur -- 1 in 5700 according to the calculator.
Seeing as the odds of dying in a car crash in the US are currently 1 in 103, and I've been dodging that bullet for more than a half-century of driving, I feel confident that I'll be stalking the Earth for a while yet.
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