Providers and hobbyists...


What were the most memorable first impressions you have ever had from a provider or client?

Name the best first impression and the worst~!

xoxox
Caitlyn

The best was DFK by a pretty lady after the door opened and continued for a while. No chit-chat. Lady was in a nice lingerie. And I started groping all over. Then after she closed the door, it was getting really hot. No time wasted. And then the legs began to spread wide! I excused myself to the bathroom and put the envelop and then it was non-stop  in all positions.

The worst was no LK/DFK, No LK/DFK, No BJ, No foreplay. She was 18 and no experience. And she was not the girl in the pic.

Best:

When the door was opened my jaw hit the floor; "I'm not worthy came to mind". Has happened twice.

Worst:

After I fronted a provider some of her donation FIRST she bound away in a fat-assed frenzy. Out of date pics.

The best happens often for me and always a long greeting of makeout.

Only once has a man tried to put money in my hand right away and mention how much was there. I gave it right back to him and said " sorry wrong room ". If it was LE I would have been in trouble anyway but I just walked away with no problems. He had references but why take a chance.

Kisses Haley

So far,no bad impressions!
The ladies i've been with so far,have been great in every way.
Absolutely gorgeous women!

I had someone who calmed their nerves by drinking puke on my shoes-that was nice lol.

"drinking puke on my shoes"

Maybe you want to reword that???

Best first impression: The lady, spinner type, openned the door upon my knocking, looked me in the eye, then looked me up and down, then jumped in my arms, rapping her legs around me, and DFKing me.

First, bad impression. Despite an interesting and rather provocative board presence, the lady NSNC'd me after I booked a nice hotel room, near the city I live in, because she didn't do incalls.

I wonder if it was the same gal?

Worst:

The gal was on the phone as she opened the door and never got off the phone the entire time.

She was no prized pig either.

The lady met me at the door in a slinky dress with heels...  she was stunning beyond her pictures...   Kisses were incredible...  

Worst:  Not girl in picts, no bed/just sectional, up sell, only half the time I paid for...  found myself crossing the sidewalk to my car thinking for what I paid I could have had a nice date.  Then I found TER!
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I went to an outcall in jeans and a raggedy sweater because my booker at the time asked if I wanted it while I was in class so I went straight after school. It was just my luck because the man who opened the door was one of the most gorgeous human beings I have ever laid eyes on. Thankfully he didn't seem to mind too much because he immediately called my booker to make the appointment from a two hour to an overnighter and even though I had class at seven am the next morning I stayed on and we never got out of bed.

Most memorable first impression ever.. makes me drool even now to remember it.  He teases me even now for my obvious first impression mouth drop LOL :P

Last Saturday nite, was met by lady in lobby of hotel. She greets me, and takes my hand and leads me to elevator for ride to room.  There's already someone else waiting, so she lets them go, says we'll take the next one. Next one arrives, same thing...she lets another hotel guest take that elevator. Finally, the third car arrives and we enter. I'm standing on one side, she goes to the opposite, presses the top floor button, then turns around and asks me if I like her dress. After I say yes, it's beautiful, she slowly raises the dress and shows me that's all she was wearing!!!! The elevator goes to the 10th floor, our room is on the 2nd, so I get even more previews of what's waiting for me. Finally we hit the 2nd floor, she walks out, turns, extends her hand, and says (I swear!!!!) "Would you like to come with me?"  Thank you DV!!!!

A few memorable ones.
Saw the porn star Olivia about 10 years ago and as y'all know, she was a smokin hot body. She let me in the room and when she took off her robe, was wearing wearing a lacy bra and thong panty set. My reaction was a totally natural audible, "Wow!" She said, "What?" And all I could say was how good she looked.
Hooked up with Kathy Willets in Vegas a few years ago. She came to the room in a trenchcoat, we hugged, chatted for a minute and then she excused herself to the bathroom to get changed. She came out a couple of minutes later wearing a one piece suit that barely covered her breats and was a thong cut as well. If that wasn't enough, it only got better after that! But, that image is forever burned into my brain. Great lady!
My ATF was an under the radar gal that was introduced to me by one of my regulars. She had an amazing fit figure with dark hair, a dark tan, and legs up to the sky. I went to see my regular and she introduced me to the "new girl " and I was hooked. She was wearing a sheer red dress with a slit up the side and looked amazing. We hooked up about a week later and it was amazing every time I saw her!
Finally, seeing Holly Body walking around her hotel room wearing a white thong bikini with her great tan is still almost too much to bear! LOL!

And some are not..

Worst, would not open the door, when she looked through the peephole.

Best, kept me all night, at her insistence.

Best: door opens, she is standing behind it. She closes door, standing there wearing very little. Looooooooooooooong DFK, she then hands me a bottle of wine to open, then leads me to the jucuzzi. The two hour got extended to three, then she invited me for an overnight. Oh, damn!

Worst: She opens the door, room reeked of alcohol (and she was drinking vodka straight!)Said to poor her another drink, she sat down on the couch, reached for the glass and promptly threw it all up. Missed me. I bailed and took my funds with me.

Best:

Stood in a bathrobe only behind the door, this gorgeous very petite young Asian lady, maybe 4'8 and maybe 85lb max. We stood there staring at each others, and I was thinking this is not going to work, and I said something to that effect; I am a lot taller and heavier than she is. She said something nice about my height, dropped the robe jumped in my arms, wrapped her legs around my waist and locked them, for the best DFKing I have ever experienced for the entire session. Sex, lets just say Ouch, Ouch but the good kind. Later I found out she was a former gymnast. 1hr turned into 2hr. I miss her.


Worst:

Walked into the room, asked to sit beside her on the bed, told me she had a little too much to drink. Few minutes into the conversation, she tried to get up but could not, asked me to help her to the bathroom, where she vomited and I caught some of it on my shirt sleeve. Helped her clean up, walked her to the bed, went back to restroom to clean up, when I came out she was fast asleep, took my envelop and left reeking of vomit.

i'm basically fairly easilly impressed, i suppose.My best first impression involved a lovely blonde young indy whom I had wanted to see for some time,but never had the time. We chatted by e-mail for a few months back and forth about likes and dislikes and so forth. I had mentio0ned my favorite type of session, atmosphere, mood , and fantasy role play to her and , she had done the same.  I was really looking forward to meeting her.I had expected it to be the usual "first date'type of session where you basically experiment w/each other to find the right chemistry, knowing that if you click, the second and third 'dates'will be much better. After arriving, and going thru the usual two call stuff i was instructed to meet her in the bar
of the 4 star hotel. Unusual i thought, but , hey, wtf. When I walked into the bar, there she was, dressed in exactly the outfit I had describes as my favorite kind-  a sexy, slutty little leather mini skirt, boots, see thru blouse and stockings.Her hair, perfume and make-up were exactly as I had described to her , and her role-play was perfect! Every male in the bar was drooling at the sight of this woman, and I was the very center of her attention, and it was obvious to everybody that she was going to do me!After a few drinks we headed up to her room , and on the way up she began a slow, subtle,  strip tease. By the time we got to the room I was harder than Chinese grammer. I couldn't believe the first impression she made on me that day, and I continued to see her until she retired from the business

Best: Seeing a someone for the third time, told me the door would be open and to come right in.  Got there and she yelled from the bedroom "C'mon in"...turned the corner to see the bed, she is laying there without a stitch on using her vibrator and says "I've been waiting for you"!!  

Worst: After a 1:45 wait because she was late (I wouldn't normally wait that long but she kept calling every 15 minutes saying she'd be right there)...walked in, not who I expected (didn't match picture), hand out for the envelope.