I would be interested in hearing from providers some of the weird petitions or requests for service that you have received from clients. If you would be more comfortable responding via PM than here, that would be fine.

Was told a story once by a provider that a client had asked if she would have any interest in servicing his dog in addition to him. Now that IS WEIRD!

Would that bring new meaning to the term
dog and pony show?????????

And if you really know me, you know I am serious. Some things should be tried....and well ....never mind.

The stranged requests to service a couples new twin daughters..they wanted me to breast feed them to see what it would feel like... THAT IS A BIG NO.

Also. the weirdos that like to be crapped on...NO WAY..

Shaye

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Shaye,

I like you!

PM me with it if it is that bad...............or GOOD!  :-0

Could be but she did not mention anything about him being build like a horse!!  

I recently asked a provider if she ever gets weird requests.  

Her response was that she was asked to take a dump in the toilet, leave the bathroom, and then the guy was going to kneel in front and have his meal---straight from the toilet !!  And to boot, he asked her not to wipe so he could lick her ass clean.  

Yikes !!

That's not only disgusting,  it's animal abuse.  You think that's funny?  Crapping on someone is a difficult task,   but you dont mind raping an animal?  Please get help! Alyssa

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He liked it. If it eases your mind at all, the dog wasn't raped. In fact, it was more like he raped me!

Received a request from two crossdressing men that were about to make the leap from fondling each other to the oral stage, it's just they didn't know how to give each other bj's......they wanted "firsthand training and instruction"........uhh NO!!

No grey poupon?



Gross!

after breast feeding?

This is very weird,bizzare,and disgusting behavior, my dear.
Goodness grascious woman, have you gone mad!

Btw,I hope you got a bone for your efforts?(pun intended)
(woof woof)

next thing you know, you'll be servicing elephants in the wild.
"oongowa"

Tally-Ho!

She said that she did NOT breast feed them.  And nowhere did she say that she breast fed them after "servicing the dog."

As for servicing elephants in the wild, well I've done some very wild things with Shaye but I don't think I'd call myself an elephant!  I mean c'mon, I'm okay but I'm not that big.

I recall reading an LA Times article from just before the 84 Olympics. In it, a streetwalker related that a "car date" client paid her $75 to flick spoonfuls of mustard at him while telling him what a lousy person he was.

For $75, I hope it was something more than French's.

-b.

A lady that I had a date with told me about a strange request to one of her fellow friends the day before.

When the gentleman first came in, the lady asked him if he would like a drink.  He asked for a strong liquor by name (151, I think), which they didn't have to offer.  He paid for the lady to go to the nearest liquor store to buy a bottle.  She returned with it and he asked her to bring it into the bedroom with them.  He laid naked on his stomach and asked her to pour the alcohol on his ass and set it on fire!!

Never did find out if she ever did it....

and wanted to know, if I would spank him, if we met..LOL Yes, I refused to meet with him..

Mel

Now that's what you call a flaming asshole!