in the hallway of your office building. She is having trouble carrying a box of scripts. You offer to help. She smiles and says she is trying to get to the ladies room down the hallway.
You lug her box down to the powder room and when you get there, she asks if you can put the box inside the stall. You do. There aren't any other people around. She tells you that she's really horny and needs to get fucked. You just got married to a beautiful woman 2 months ago, before you married her you told her that you saw escorts. She accepted you for who you are and only asked that you not cheat on her once married. You put the past behind you and made a promise. But hell, this is Pam Anderson! What do you do?

Saw Pam Anderson on a show the other night. Tough decision if I were a guy.

HB

Well, honey, it depends on what the definition of "cheating" is....

;-p

Pure Adult Fantasy, Heather. Would Pam Anderson do this? Would any woman as beautiful as Ms. Anderson decide to jump a stranger's bones on a whim?

Damn you Girl! Now every time I see a woman carrying something even slightly unmanagable, I'm gonna step up.... !-D

She's the epitome of the Plastic Blonde Bimbo look.  I could skip her if I were single.  I like sultry brunettes with something going on behind the eyes.

OTOH, if it were Selma Hayak, I would have a tough time leaving the ladies room.

It'd be tempting because I've always thought she's "da bomb," but I'd turn her down. My parents had problems in this area, and I swore I'd never do that to a SO of mine. Even if no one else knew, it would still eat away at my conscience. Even Pam Anderson isn't worth my own self-respect.

Pam used to be cute before all the surgery.  Get a copy of her original Playboy video.  When she was 21 she was totally adorable and the cheerleader next girl type, now she is a hardened plastic shrew.... YEEECH

Even in her pre-surgery days.

Give me a cute, petite brunette with a graduate degree and a beautiful smile...

MisterG

I'd pass.  See what she looks like without makeup.  Sedagive.

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flipping through the cable channels when I caught her home video with Tommy Lee and I could've sworn that she was getting even better looking before my eyes while giving Tommy a blow job

But....to answer your question HBX, if I were newly or happily married, I'd politely decline while telling her the reason why. Then I'd go on to tell her that I have this friend who goes by the name Straightman, who would..........


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Sorry, I am a male.  I'll bang any average looking chicks

No way with the blond bimbo!  Does nothing for me... BUT!
Make that Sigorney Weaver and I'd do it in a heartbeat!

who your single friends are!

LOL-slick!

LM

Might change your whole outlook on blonds.

Oh man, do I ever agree with that!

DVB

.....one that could make me want to do her damn near anytime, anywhere is Catherine Bell.  Not known as a sexpot, & maybe not that well know at all, but.....she sure as hell does it for me (or at least I wish she would!!).  Of course I'd buy Halle Berry more than one drink too.

Have you seen "Monster's Ball" yet? Berardinelli (see link) thinks Halle Berry deserves an Oscar for her role.

I didn't post to the thread on the LA Board, but I would put both Kashmire and Tori Angel (I've been a client of one and met the other at a dinner) in a class with Halle Berry (who I've about as much chance of meeting as I have of winning the lottery).

x

go see "Monsters Ball." One of the steamiest movie sex scenes in a long time.

I honestly don't know who she is.

But this is cool.

http://www.catherinebellonline.com/giving/month.html#

MisterG

I love Linda Fiorentino, especially in the Femme Fatale kind of role, as in "The Last Seduction."  Totally and amazingly hot.

Like I said, I'm kind of weird.

MisterG

Oh to be Harm Raub..................

Screw the degree, just give me the brunette....And as far as Pam Anderson goes, I'd do the clinton method, and use the Clinton defense.....Works for me!!!!!!!

I can't agree more about Catherine Bell. A good chance to see her in person, I've heard, is at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach where she's driven in the Pro-Celebrity Race the last couple of years.

pt

x

MISSTERG... You are man with exceptional taste in women. We keep bumping into each other on this discussion board.  We probably have been with the same providers. Halle's performance in Monster's Ball is third rate compared to Linda's in The Last Seduction.  Halle is cute, but there is no comparison in the eroticism that Linda portrayed in her film compared to Halle's.  Anyone who has not seen The Last Seduction should rent it to see what an incredibly hot lady Linda was in that movie. I gave my copy of the movie to a female friend who never returned it and I think she switched over to the "other side" after seeing Linda.

x

Could it be?

and I'd owe you for life!

Of course Mathesar would notice this kind of thang.... Good taste is clear! Taste good is blonde...

Halle.... yummmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

You try to give your opinion about who you think is better looking which is fine, but don't try & step outside the thinking box of this forum & pretend to play "shrink", by saying Halle Berry is a racist. I have close acquaintances w/ the actress & she is one of the most down-to-earth people I've met in the biz. On the few occasions I have met her, I had no problem out of her-AND I'M WHITE. Just because she isn't breaking down her multi-ethnic heritage like fruitcake Mariah Carey she has to be racist. PLEASE!!! If you quit stop spanking your monkey & get out of the house, you might learn more!!

A FRIEND TO THE STARS

Listen, jack ass.  Any person that jumps on the band wagon when it suits them, like Tiger Woods (who was always claimed to be half Asian and half African American, well, that is until Nike gave him $40,000,000) and Halle B. are flakes.  She is so proud of being African American, yet, have you ever heard her say she was proud to be half white?  No!  Because she doen't want to lose any points in movie land.  You really think she should be up for an oscar nomination for that last flick?  Or any of her flicks for that matter?  Take a hike you groupy.  I don't need to spank it, I have a good life.  You on the other hand can't even come up with a good handle!

LOSER!

Pam is pretty hot and THE video is the best, but too much baggage.

I like Sophia the best. If you haven't heard of her by now, you need to check her out.

http://www.sophiavergara.com

HBXXX,
I wouldn't do Pam Anderson for any reason at any time.  YOU, on the other hand, may well be a different story (given the chance)!