how about "Shagitha Christie"

You could go with some variation of some of my favorite actresses:
Vanessa Angel (this has a nice ring to it for a provider)
Kate Beckinsale
Jacqueline Bisset
Claire Forlani
Elizabeth Hurley
Keira Knightley
Rhona Mitra (rrrrrrr)
And even though the Aussies claimed her, Naomi Watts is actually from England.

For those of us old enough to have lusted after Diana Rigg in The Avengers, you could call yourself Emma Peel.

Or you could go with pop star Victoria Adams aka Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice.
"Posh" sounds like a good simple provider name and I also like it because the word means elegant and fashionable.

And for an "inside joke" you could go as one of my favorite "page 3" girls Keeley Hazell.

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Yeah, I know only an f'n upstart Yank would think of that, having zip respect for the mother country.

Rose Tyler.  (any Doctor Who fans know who I mean)

or "Lady Godiva!?" lol!  or Ofeelia... lol!! that from me shake-a-spear days.... lol!!!

hummm.....  buxom wench also comes to mind- ala- Henry the ate.... lol!! hee hee heee!!!!!

I would love to have the lovely Miss Carrie's thoughts!  come to think of it, I would  love to have whatever of Miss Carrie's that she would be willing to share! lol!!! I crack me up!

Geez people, she's trying to get some serious help here

She's looking for a "High-end Provider" name, not a pornstar name, not a streetwalker name, not a stripper name.  Do some of you really think the names you've suggested reflect the high-end, classy image she is trying to project?