By the power of Jeeezus he's stronger than Hercules.

You just know that's the defense.  "If you truly believed, you would know anything is possible!"  Perfect way for him to get media exposure, because he won't lose anything with his core followers, who ALL believe, and it keeps his name out there.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

...it got me laughing.

This should be posted under "double-bullshit!". Besides, who on this forum cares?!?

Ok -  this guy is good for nothing in my book...sooner or later he'll be caught on tape with a dick in his mouth...or something...I'll probably go to hell for writing that, but likely he'll be there before me, flashlight in hand...

it's a miracle!  ....and i do believe that qualifies him for sainthood.  I have to try one of those age-defying protein shakes.

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Nah, I'm betting he'll get the same treatment that Joe Francis got (the Girls Gone Wild guy) who got tied up by a burglar and filmed with the burglar sticking a dildo in his butt to blackmail him later. I could see him getting the same treatment.