Gentlemen,

It will be immediately clear why I post under an alias.  Those who recognize my writing style, shhhhhhh....  

Placebo’s thread below generated several posts noting how money limits time with these most incredible ladies.  I can relate to that, having been without two nickels to rub together more than a couple of times in my life, but I have another problem.

I’m in my mid-40’s now and had aimed quite a long while ago to be better off financially.  Money has never been the most important thing to me, but I realized the last time I was living off restaurant crackers, stale Corn Flakes & beer I’d best get my act together financially.  My calc. says $26,000/mo. must now be divided between me and the various taxing authorities that were nowhere to be found 10 years ago when I was broke.  This sum will remain constant, inflation adjusted, for the rest of my life.  Lots of people earn more and I remain humble.  

It’s EMBARRASSING but I’ll stop beating around the bush:  other than time, the hobbying constraint I most fear is sperm.  

Semen. Ejaculate.  Whatever.

I can enjoy three cups; always enjoy at least one.  Could, and have, seen two ladies at once and two ladies on consecutive days.  However, in general, it feels “down there” like I need a few days to “recharge” or “refill.”  Frankly, I dunno how Clinton managed boxers rather than briefs.  I’ve got things bouncin’ off my knees when I walk without briefs.  The man's a GAWD in my eyes.

I try to schedule providers about two or three weeks out.  I’m seeing three and have a waiting list of one.  Ladies’ biz seems slow this fall where I live, so I want to direct my pittance their way as often as I can.  If I felt physically capable, I would see the same ladies twice as often.  

I wrote off masturbating the instant I saw my first provider, DEFINITELY don’t want to see anyone new, and am annoyed beyond words that I had a wet dream last night (I blame a particular lady for that misadventure and SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS).

Comments, questions, suggestions, criticism?

It sounds like you have a quality problem . My hobbying is also more a function of time and sperm than anything else. I am 50 and schedule liasions about twice a week lately, besides the SO. I like to schedule consecutive days or sometimes twice in one day. All of the above with the help of a little blue pill. I am experimenting with down time between provders and no masterbating in between.
I can manage the time constraints, but leave the sperm quantity totally in the hands of others. Play safe.

"$26,000/mo. must now be divided between me and the various taxing authorities that were nowhere to be found 10 years ago when I was broke.  This sum will remain constant, inflation adjusted, for the rest of my life.  Lots of people earn more and I remain humble."

      $312,000/YR gross.  ADOPT ME PLEASE!  

Hmmmmm, Sounds like to Me,You might really enjoy the values if tantric sex.It really is not that difficult to learn,and older,more patient men are more able to totally to enjoy the sensual pleasures that tantra teaches.Hey,a trip to Barnes and Noble to pick up a beginers guide  is a start in the right direction.

I had to laugh when the original poster sounded so lazzez faire about his income.  He makes in 1.4 months what I make in a year.  Maybe lots of people earn more by the numbers, but not by the percentages.  I mean, dude, cut back on the providers some and sponsor a few deserving kids through college.

If you're buying ... I got the time and semen ... more than happy to fill in where/when you can't. lol

Forget adoption ... I just need an allowance is all. You won't have to buy me toys or Christmas/birthday presents either. Just send me an allowance every week for being such a good boy

Jimbo

Whats the fabulous secret to go from zero to hero financially? Since your income won't change it can't hurt to help out your hobbying brothers can it?

Just went to the library, read up on the occupations that make the most $.  Quit my job, enrolled in doctoral school, made nuthin' for several years, got the degree and went to work at two jobs.  I still have both, even though I could retire from one.  

Along the way, I bought every piece of real estate I could, fixed it up and rented or sold it.  The income comes from the degree but rental property depreciation allows me to keep more of it.