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Re:Success is........... (thought for the weekend)
sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 3149 reads
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Most charming.

And you know, suddenly your bowel movements take on such meaning - the day revolves around it!
Delightful..

At age 4 success is   . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Most charming.

And you know, suddenly your bowel movements take on such meaning - the day revolves around it!
Delightful..

JohnGraves3250 reads

If you're much over 80 and CAN pee in your pants, maybe you should consider yourself lucky enough to be out away from a bed and a catheter (YUCK!!!)

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