A Woman's Viewpoint





1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)





2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
 (they don't have enough time)





3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE   EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor  lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN   DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)





7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite.........





8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

You didn't need to click this message, because I put EOM in the title.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the feet, their pussies would fill up with mud !!

Because vibrators can't take out the trash.

I guess that's why men still like it shaven. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

Hay, cut us men some slack.  There is only so much blood in the body, and we have our priorities!