Guys--

I'm sorry for how gross this is, but I've noticed this often enough that I think it's worth a mention.

PLEASE clean your butt.  A quick once-over in the shower is not enough.  Take a washcloth, some soap, and get on UP IN THERE AND SCRUB.  This is important if you enjoy receiving French, and absolutely necessary if you want Asian.  I cannot stick my tongue where there's a smell that's making me gag.  You may be wonderful-smelling everywhere else, but nasty down there, and there's no way that you can lift your leg to find out for yourself the way you can lift your arm to see if have underarm odor.  

Just do it, please.  Assume I'm talking about you.

Thank you very much.

Reang!!!

See what happens when you get the digestive track mixed up with the reproductive tracks? Yuck!!! I clean and wipe all day out of paranonia. I don't engage in this simply to avoid this potentially embarrassing problem. Especially a problem for hairy guys down there because the fecal matter can stick to the hair within the butt making it more difficult to keep it clean. So important to use those lessons learned from potty training. I wonder if enemas are good method of hygeine? Any other suggestions.. Great topic. I think I will have go eat some chilli now..


PS:  Seriously,it is a digusting topic, but this is the proper place to discuss these sort of matters and bring it to everyone's attention.

Yeh, this is rather disgusting.  But where else to bring up the topic?

I never gave this much thought until one fabulous evening when I was introduced (much to my surprize) to the joys of recieving asian.  Wow, there is no mistaking that this is a pleasurable experience. I could never bring myself to ask for it after that even though I wanted it to happen.  There is a question for the ladies in this: how would you feel about being asked to perform Asian?

One day while getting scrubbed for a session, and in anticipation of the prospects, I was giving myself the once over down under.  After I was satisfied that I was sqeeky clean, I sprayed myself with the hand shower on jet stream.  I could feel the water spray go 'up there' a little and then noiticed some of the 'stuff' wash down the drain.  I was rather shocked to see that since I thought I'd done a swell job of cleaning.  Taught me a lesson.  I now do that with every shower I take.

I've been rewarded since I might add.

I’d ask everybody to shower before a session.  Provide a washcloth, and say... make sure to clean your butt really well - if you want me to play with it.

If said nicely, I don’t think it would offend anyone.  And even if it does, who cares - it’s better than a stinky crack with crusty old cling-on’s. LOL

Personally, I am absoulutely anal about keeping clean back there.

And ... please don't direct this to "guys" or "hobbyist" only ...

Very good point. Especially with the popularity of doggie style amongst the ladies (SOs and providers) nothing to make you limp faser than getting ready to pound like a hound when a nasty funk knocks you over!

I for one, use plenty of soap and insert a digit up to the second knuckle, and apply rotation until its as sweet as a sugar plumb.

Is this really that common ladies???

Jesus christ. I have gum disease. I do have scaling and cleaning. I have not had any complaints yet. I gargle with scope and use those listerine strips before and even during breaks.

It is discerning to hear that this is such a problem. I bet alot of the gentlemen don't even know they have a problem..

It is funny how these men can COMFORTABLY come to us for servcie all FUNKED-UP, with Halatosis, acid reflux, Underarm BO that can kick you across the room, and have the smell of a fresh defication under the ball area, and seeping from the cracks.  UGH!!!  I specifically state on my website, in fact on every site that I advertise on that your hygene must be exceptional, not pour cologne all over, and forget the funky parts.  Nothing is more disgusting than a dirty man shoving his dirty organs on your body, and sweating more on top of you while burning the eyebrows of your face with their breath, AND HAVE THE NERVE TO TRY TO LICK YOU IN PLACES, AND ASK FOR A KISS...EWWWW!!!
What really cracks me up, is that these men can write a review about how we look, smell...etc, WELL BATHIG MAY HAVE IMPROOVED YOUR SERVICE!!!!
I know I consistantly use wet wipes every time I use the bathroom, before, during and after a session.  I have breath mints available, do not smoke at all, and offer a very clean incall environment that I do not need all funked up.  I do not want the Comforter and sheets smelling like you when you leave.
I cannot speak on the hygene of othe providers, but I can speak on a few clients!!!!   GREAT TOPIC, CONTINUE THIS TOPIC AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, TILL THEY GET IT!!!

-- Modified on 4/26/2003 4:48:06 AM

I got rimmed today.  Hope I didn't have any of those back there!  I took a thorough shower, but you never know!

..Soaping your backside up real good then running a safety razor up and down the valley of the cheeks is a good way to rid & prevent dingleberrys. Gentlemen we all love our ladies being well trimmed down there. Turnaround IS fair play!
 For you guys with nasal hair worries. A dab of "Nair" in each nostril every couple of weeks will do the trick without the pain associated with those gawdawfull trimmers. Your nose may run a bit though during the treatment.
 You got brass somethings "I k b" for bringing up this subject. As tacky as it is to talk about, it is very relevent

Good grooming should be a requirement for BOTH parties. I make it a habit to shower, shave, brush my teeth, etc... before a session, but I've noticed that a few providers have some serious grooming issues of their own.
Among them: bad breath (heavy smokers), unwashed hair, body odor, dirty fingernails, and yes, a smelly butt too!

on the testi's? I recently saw a hair removal product for men and wondered if it was for our most sensitive areas.

I was always afraid to try it but after hearing you say to put it in your nostrils, well on second thought I think I'll stick with the trimmers.

If this is indicative of what providers are complaining about and we are paying them for christ sakes, imagine how the SO's feel?  


I am wondering if this is more of a male issue then men just don't know how to take care of themselves?? Do you see it more with single men or married?

Kind of makes you wonder in amazement when you see the baboons going at it in the zoo or any mamel for that manner. How the hell do they do it???

I speak from experience....  don't do it!  Burns like hell for several hours.

I'd hhave to say no, it's not only a male issue, I've had to tell me wife to go and wash up every time she wants me to get down unless it's in the shower, it never is fresh.

A stinky coochie is a real turn off.

This is an extremely good point... Although I don't provide Asian, I do offer bbbj but not tc as well as DFK.  Both are activities that I greatly enjoy.  However, my last review states that I don't offer bbbj.... The only reason that I didn't was because of the absolutely awful hygeine of the client... It's really bad to get down there and even though you're still a few inches from it, you smell urine.... ugh!!!  Also, for the guys that have a lot of hair down there.... Please trim it!!!  This contributes to the cleanliness factor.  That's the biggest reason why I have no hair downstairs.....  I think that if I strive to maintain good personal hygeine, so should the hobbyists I choose to get to know.

Thank you I Know Better for your very relevant post....

Jaclyn

I would like to remind the ladies out there that razor stubble on the mons, and around the vagina is a distinct turn off. Whatever extra time it takes before you see us guys who love DATY, SPEND IT PLEASE!

I hate doing a swan dive onto a mound that bites back with a wire brush attack.

I, for one make sure I spend the time shearing off the stubble around the frank and beans, so quid-pro-quo is always cheerfully appreciated.

HPG

Quid Pro Quo.

I think the provider and the hobbyist should jump in the shower together and let one clean the parts of the other that he/she is anticipating to play with--great way to build up the foreplay and ensures good hygiene too. i used to have a girlfriend that was so clean and had an aversion to body hair that she literally plucked her pubes--not shave--plucked! She had the cleanest, sweetest, and nicest tasting pussy I have ever eaten. She was a genuine Irish freckled redhead....