How many of you hobbyists decided to call and seek the companionship of a provider while under the influence?

How many providers will see a person they suspect is a bit tipsy?

my trip to Daytona, Yes, lots and lots of drinking..

I purchased a belt from a vendor for 130 bucks.. Holy Crap.. I love it to this day but have only worn it once.... Had I been Sober I would have never done that...

I have meet a few repeat friends for cocktails or shared a bottle of wine. But, I never see any new client who I think under the influence....

A lot. I was young and dumb. I showed up at AMPs and asked them if such and such girl was available? They sent me home - and rightly so. I've driven 30 miles to keep a scheduled appointment. I was pretty drunk. Thankfully, the appointment didn't happen that night. I was able to find a motel room and crash there for the night.  I no longer drink, so don't think it will happen again.

I learned years ago it was not wise to see a Provider when I'd had a drink or two. Oh, the desire was there...but the reality was even a couple beers or glasses of wine affected my....uhhh...participatory abilities.

However, yes , I have contacted ladies and scheduled next day...or future appts. Never been so drunk though to book something I did not intend to keep....have never canceled on a babe due to drunk booking.

Can you spell D-U-H?  roflmfao

The ladies let me see them since they knew me and I told them ahead of time that I may be a little tipsy sure to a party/social event.

Man, the sessions were too much work... And felt like puking due to the constant motion and dizziness.
Seriously just wanted to sleep even though the girls were cute.

I have found that it is much more enjoyable to meet a lady without the alcohol influence and so I usually don't show up drunk.

Plus most of the time I gotta drive and need to stay under .08 bac which means no more than one or two drinks an hour. Lol

used to beckon me while tipsy. when i finally arrived we "tipsied" together.
I'm sorry honey what was the question? I'm tipsy after all haha


sam i am

but not drunk.  I never drink before a session and would have no more than a small glass of wine during.

by a very tipsy provider, i poured her into a cab and sent her home. inability to be sober enough to give informed consent is a turn off.

since i generally plan a week or two in advance i don't call under the influence.

I spent all day with a provider in San Jose, Costa Rica. I knew her quite wll, we had probably been together at least a dozen times. On this particular day however she made the mistake of trying to go drink for drink with me. We proceeded to drink beer followed by shots of both tequila and Jaegermester, followed by a bottle each of  white wine, red wine, and Champagne.

Needless to say she got competely hammered and became one of those emotional drunks who cries into their glass. We took a cab back to the Del Rey where I was staying and I gave the cab driver another forty bucks or so to "just take her home". Even as drunk as I was, I was completely turned off by her crying.

Full disclosure, I almost immediately hooked up with another chica, and ended up spending the night with her instead. You've got to love a place like Costa Rica, and there are benefits to staying in a "whore house" lmao

It wasn't the fact she was drunk that turned you off, it was the crying, right?  I get that.  It's the part about drinking Jaegermeister that mystifies me.  What are you...in college?  lol!

I also will not drink during the session. I also expect the lady to be sober and to stay that way as well during the time I pay for. Being tipsy makes one sloppy, and Bad things happen in this game if you allow yourself or your partner to become sloppy. Plus at some point one loses the ability to give consent. I don't want to go anywhere near that point.

My post was a downer and kind of preachy so here is a photo from SexAsian18.com to make it a little more tolerable. The photo is of Sana.

Picture this scenario for a minute. Picture any normal 105 lb woman going drink for drink with MP67 for eight hours or so, then picture fucking said woman.  Not even I am that big a pig. Plus I don't find puke particularly sexy. lmao

As for the Jaegermeister. College students, even the ones in Animal House, are all much more mature than me. I have been drinking Jaeger since 1976 when I was first stationed in Germany, and I still drink it, along with everything up to and including Isopropyl when it seems like "the thing to do at the time"

One thing I would not advise is to drink a couple of dozen "Jaeger bombs" and then have any expectations of cumming, aint gonna happen. If the alcohol doesn't get you, the red bull will. lol

I kept pace for a bit that time in Atlanta, but you're a pro and I'm just a mere mortal.  Remembering back, I think I finished 3rd that night, and I think that Jaeger was involved then too.  Next time, I'll introduce you to some new beer that I may be able to out drink you at.  That's only because you probably won't like it, lol.

IOW, I didn't start it. lol

I do recall a certain young lady thinking that a Jaeger or two would be a wonderful idea, and I remember that certain young lady was on your arm, not mine. I would also be willing to bet she didn't just end up "on your arm" lmao

but your pic of Sana more than makes up for it. Keep up the good work.  lol

mixed with fruit juice.  It was lethal.  Especially when mixed with anything too sweet.  A sure formula for a complete and total barf-O-rama.  I've never had Jaegermeister and never plan to.  I am totally dedicated to vodka.
PS: I never had sex while drunk and have no interest in having sex with anyone who's drunk.  Not judgemental, I just personally don't find it sexy.

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I also recall all of that, and more, lol.

If you really want to get drunk someday, try skipping the fruit juice the next time you drink Everclear. Most booze burns on the way down when consumed straight, Everclear burns in your mouth even before you swallow it.

As for me, I "get drunk and screw" on a rather regular basis. I enjoy it, some don't, no biggie.