: TER General Board Discussion : Are crazy Hookers more fun?

Oldtimemonger 2757 reads

posted 9 years ago

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There are those who think that guzzling ball snot and taking the high hard one up the shit pipe for asspipe adventures from total strangers causes mental instability in hookers. Since many were mentally unstable before they started hooking I'm not sure if that's the reason some hookers are three bricks shy of a load upstairs.

5150 is the California code for people who are fucking crazy and can be subject to 72 hours of psychiatric lockup.

Do you find that the crazier a hooker is the more you are intrigued? Do you like hookers who are fucking crazy? Does craziness make them better in bed?

What do you think?

VincenzoG91 5 Reviews 59 reads

posted 9 years ago

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I prefer crazy civvies.

I guess I have been lucky so far, because I haven't encountered any crazy providers so far. All the ones that I have been with have been rational, or even ruthless.

However, I dated a few crazy civilians when I was younger. If I am paying for sex, I expect a certain level of quality. If I am getting laid for free (not counting the cost of dinner, parking, tickets, etc.), I am willing to make allowances for quirky behavior. So, I had one date try to strangle me, another one threatened to shoot me (we were talking on the phone), and yet another one who got falling down drunk on our second date. But I can look back and laugh, because all three of them were really hot.

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 75 reads

posted 9 years ago

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OTM ur trolling is funny

I like that ure lighthearted about the board and the more I read your troll posts the more I think u must have some charm to you in real life. As for crazy hookers go.... they're more fun until they start calling you at home and your wife picks up 😂

You're hilarious.

John_Laroche 66 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Crazy-hot-sexy matrix

I don't think ALL crazy hookers are better in bed, but a certain level of crazy can make it more fun. I also doubt that gobbling goo makes hookers more crazy. If that was the case, you'd see a GFE hooker's personality arc as her number of reviews climb from 10 to 50 to 100 in a way that a non-GFE hooker's did not.

I believe a few crazy vs review score looks and performance matrices have popped up on this board (or maybe the RO board) in the past. These matrices attempted to quantify hobbyist's tolerance of crazy. That is, How much crazy can you take for a looks or performance 6, 8, 10, etc...To really explore this subject, someone first needs to define different levels of crazy so that they can be plotted vs. looks and performance scores.

Personally, I can take a lot of crazy as long as it's not dangerous or abusive (toward herself or me or others) if she's really hot and a great lover.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 70 reads

posted 9 years ago

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He is amusing

I like his posts.

Crazy ladies in general seem to be more fun and great in bed. Like Sasha said, til they go full on nutty, then it is not all that much fun.

I figured out that no matter how exciting and great they can be, I just pass. The end result is never worth the headaches. I still get offers from my ex. Not going to lie, the great times and the great sex makes one consider... then I think of the rest and heck no. Got to think of the big picture

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 71 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Inspired a great song by Buckcherry (e)

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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 69 reads

posted 9 years ago

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You should write for Hallmark.

“You’re a crazy old whore;
But it’s you I adore;
As I’m shooting my ball snot;
When you’re down on all four.”

Kinda sets you’re heart aflutter.

JackDunphy 96 reads

posted 9 years ago

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I particularly love them bc they are very bad at telling the time.

Or even the day. Those factors help with negotiations.

I do tend to have to get a new hobby phone after these encounters, however.

At JDU, we have a way of picking them out before we meet. They are the ones replying to the ISO's on the regional boards when none of the john requests match what the girls are offering:

For example:

Johnny123dfw: "Looking for a blonde, GFE, preferably under 30 to spend a few hours with this Saturday. Tons of likes on p411."

KrazyhookerJane: "I am a stunning 47 y.o. brunette that provides a great PSE but wont be in town for another 2 months and no refs needed. PM me."

To an old time monger like yourself, you can spot the danger immediately but our freshman have trouble as they only think with their dicks.

1256849 25 Reviews 69 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Crazy

Dudes who want to lay pipe in shitter chutes with complete strangers are just as bat shit crazy.

Hope you are enjoying your time in the asylum.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 62 reads

posted 9 years ago

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For a while anyway....

then I like to get back to good old sane gal.

To quote Bart Simpson:

You'd think living with a bunch of crazy people would be fun, but it isn't.

privateman602 100 reads

posted 9 years ago

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BSC is better if you can deal with them

My last ATF was BSC , but the sex was out of this world. Her attention to time was good and bad. She was never on time but when she arrived there was no time limits until she was ready to leave. The was a great and horrible 2.5 years.

ArielAmazing See my TER Reviews 72 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Crazy Hookers Can be Dangerous Hookers -E-

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Related Link: http://arielamazing.com

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 63 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Insults are the resort of insecure people with a crumbling position trying to appear confident.

Nothing wrong with taking walk on wild side.It mite blow your mind. All professionals going to be on their best behavior and charming clients in PAID sessions..Professionals want clients coming back to their businesses. No free sessions with professionals.One professional talking about calling wife.Hell horror stories on boards about different levels professionals calling clients wives or black mail. Enjoy variety and have fun leave drama at the door.

Related Link: http://twitter.com/888fancy

DJMagicMan 79 reads

posted 9 years ago

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rotflmao! How true. I cant believe some of the responses to the iso's.

You gave me a good chuckle on a tough day at work Jack. While I wouldn't want you anywhere near my sister, or my mother for that matter, I think it would be a good time grabbing a beer with you. lol

JackDunphy 85 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Tough to take you seriously since you don't have any reviews. LOL

I do find it interesting that both your mommy and your sis hook, though. Do they do doubles? No interest in mom but shoot me your sister's pics and I will take a look.

With regards to that beer, if you can afford my rate, lets talk. I recently found out here from one of the more insecure johns that he gets much better service when he exceeds the MSRP.

So if you REALLY want the full JD experience during our brew-haha, tip away, son. Tip away.

jenniferxj6 See my TER Reviews 73 reads

posted 9 years ago

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You guys are all different in this conversation. It's all good. 💋

I guess some guys don't have a partner at all. Now I can see why.
I'm missing a few bricks lol for sure lol glad you guys have all your bricks 👌 . NOW! Bark like a dog.. roll over ...............

Posted By: Oldtimemonger

There are those who think that guzzling ball snot and taking the high hard one up the shit pipe for asspipe adventures from total strangers causes mental instability in hookers. Since many were mentally unstable before they started hooking I'm not sure if that's the reason some hookers are three bricks shy of a load upstairs.

5150 is the California code for people who are fucking crazy and can be subject to 72 hours of psychiatric lockup.

Do you find that the crazier a hooker is the more you are intrigued? Do you like hookers who are fucking crazy? Does craziness make them better in bed?

What do you think?

DJMagicMan 79 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Sorry to dissapoint you Jack but no sex workers in the fam!

I also don't tip the ladies as I am not the the insecure OR the "condescending" type. lmao!

JJLLRRKK1971 6 Reviews 63 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Crazy Hookers Where?? LOL

It would depend on your idea of crazy? What is crazy to one very well could not be to another. It is like what is normal depends on your definition of normal.

Be careful on using mentally unstable before they started providing. How do you know they are unstable or are you going off some generalized assumption you have learned. The ladies I have all seen have commanded the respect from me as well I do with them.

Strangebrew12 3 Reviews 66 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Ummm...you may want to look one post up.

When a hooker tells us she is BSC, I'd believe her! ha!

HappyChanges 60 reads

posted 9 years ago

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I thought it was a good post........

And yes. Crazy hookers are more fun. There's a hooker by me that operates a sweat shop. She's actually really nice before and after a session. During the session, is a different story. She's a violent fuck, and I like it.

But the crazy part about her is she talks and mumbles to herself while fucking. Seriously, even when she's sucking on your cock she mumbles. I try to shut her up sometimes by shoving my cock down her throat. It works for a little bit but she continues to mumble. It's actually really hot and turns me on.

Onetime I asked her about it. She looked at me really funny and I dropped the subject. I think she doesn't know she mumbles and talks to herself while fucking.

NoGreenBorderedEnvelope 72 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Not for me. I can't help but think of...

... this...

Sheila Starr See my TER Reviews 61 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Like The Happy Hooker Goes To Hollywood

Instead of ..
VEGAS. !!!

vantheman666 11 Reviews 69 reads

posted 9 years ago

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I hate to burst grandpa's bubble

But I have yet to meet a hooker who can match my level of crazy. The ones who can actually handle me are ATF material.

AshleyParkerTN See my TER Reviews 62 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Crazy fun!

Crazy hookers are fun... From my personal experience with them. My advice: Just don't get too up close and personal!

Oldtimemonger 63 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Re: Crazy fun!

Posted By: AshleyofLebanon

Re: Crazy fun!
Crazy hookers are fun... From my personal experience with them. My advice: Just don't get too up close and personal!

I'm up close and personal with crazy hookers while laying pipe in their well stretched shitters. So far I've survived.

ROGM 64 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Are Crazy Hookers More Fun?

It seems that way to me. They like to try new and different things during the session.

The current girl I'm seeing isn't crazy. But she seems a bit off mentally. How do I know? She asked me to go with her to one of her semi monthly therapy sessions. I didn't attend the session. I just waited in the waiting room when her therapy session was over. I had no idea she was seeing a mental therapist. Why she asked me to go with her is a mystery to me. My guess is that she likes being with me. She's a really sweet girl. I've had no issues being with her in public or during our playtime.

privateman602 69 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Re: Insults are the resort of insecure people with a crumbling position trying to appear confident

what did you just say ????

GaGambler 84 reads

posted 9 years ago

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The hottest time I EVER had with a hooker was with one who was certifiable

and no, I am not guessing about her insanity. My first hint was the huge sack of antipsychotic meds she carried with her, the second was when she destroyed the hotel room I left her in after our first meeting, which was ironically enough a "non sexual M&G" hosted by the agency she worked for to get some credibility that turned into an OTC overnighter with her, which turned out to be not so "free" after I got the bill for the damages she caused along with a nasty note from the hotel informing me that her and I were no longer welcome guests at that hotel. lol

All doubt was removed after she told me her real name and I Googled her, the good news was she really was a semi finalist in the Miss Georgia pageant, she really was a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader, she really had won some major beauty pageants, but the bad news was she also had numerous documented psychotic breakdowns, multiple arrests and had most definitely been involuntarily committed several times. This woman was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE, but one of the best fucks I have ever had, inside or outside of P4P

CamilleUK See my TER Reviews 67 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Re: Insults are the resort of insecure people with a crumbling position trying to appear confident

I'd give up whilst your ahead trying to untangle that mumbo jumbo....

theoldcavalier 2 Reviews 90 reads

posted 9 years ago

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Craziest woman I ever had sex with was a civvie.

And the sex wasn't that great , honestly, because she sort of couldn't get out of her craziness. Hard to explain. She couldn't let go and enjoy herself.

Except for one detail: when I was inside her, her pussy felt perfect, and the physical pleasure was intense. It was as if some cosmic construction order had been arranged with a crucial detail tragically wrong. "OK, there we go, Old Cavalier is going to grow up with a penis perfectly designed for Civvie's vagina and vice versa. Great times when they meet in 25 years. ... Wait a minute, who scribbled 'BSC' on the specs??"

In the biz, my ATF was eccentric and had gone through some fairly horrific stuff, but she had done a lot of inner work and was saner than most folks in the ways that matter.