Just don't close your eyes or Turn your back on them LOL
There are those who think that guzzling ball snot and taking the high hard one up the shit pipe for asspipe adventures from total strangers causes mental instability in hookers. Since many were mentally unstable before they started hooking I'm not sure if that's the reason some hookers are three bricks shy of a load upstairs.
5150 is the California code for people who are fucking crazy and can be subject to 72 hours of psychiatric lockup.
Do you find that the crazier a hooker is the more you are intrigued? Do you like hookers who are fucking crazy? Does craziness make them better in bed?
What do you think?
I guess I have been lucky so far, because I haven't encountered any crazy providers so far. All the ones that I have been with have been rational, or even ruthless.
However, I dated a few crazy civilians when I was younger. If I am paying for sex, I expect a certain level of quality. If I am getting laid for free (not counting the cost of dinner, parking, tickets, etc.), I am willing to make allowances for quirky behavior. So, I had one date try to strangle me, another one threatened to shoot me (we were talking on the phone), and yet another one who got falling down drunk on our second date. But I can look back and laugh, because all three of them were really hot.
I like that ure lighthearted about the board and the more I read your troll posts the more I think u must have some charm to you in real life. As for crazy hookers go.... they're more fun until they start calling you at home and your wife picks up 😂
You're hilarious.
I like his posts.
Crazy ladies in general seem to be more fun and great in bed. Like Sasha said, til they go full on nutty, then it is not all that much fun.
I figured out that no matter how exciting and great they can be, I just pass. The end result is never worth the headaches. I still get offers from my ex. Not going to lie, the great times and the great sex makes one consider... then I think of the rest and heck no. Got to think of the big picture
And yes. Crazy hookers are more fun. There's a hooker by me that operates a sweat shop. She's actually really nice before and after a session. During the session, is a different story. She's a violent fuck, and I like it.
But the crazy part about her is she talks and mumbles to herself while fucking. Seriously, even when she's sucking on your cock she mumbles. I try to shut her up sometimes by shoving my cock down her throat. It works for a little bit but she continues to mumble. It's actually really hot and turns me on.
Onetime I asked her about it. She looked at me really funny and I dropped the subject. I think she doesn't know she mumbles and talks to herself while fucking.
I don't think ALL crazy hookers are better in bed, but a certain level of crazy can make it more fun. I also doubt that gobbling goo makes hookers more crazy. If that was the case, you'd see a GFE hooker's personality arc as her number of reviews climb from 10 to 50 to 100 in a way that a non-GFE hooker's did not.
I believe a few crazy vs review score looks and performance matrices have popped up on this board (or maybe the RO board) in the past. These matrices attempted to quantify hobbyist's tolerance of crazy. That is, How much crazy can you take for a looks or performance 6, 8, 10, etc...To really explore this subject, someone first needs to define different levels of crazy so that they can be plotted vs. looks and performance scores.
Personally, I can take a lot of crazy as long as it's not dangerous or abusive (toward herself or me or others) if she's really hot and a great lover.
“You’re a crazy old whore;
But it’s you I adore;
As I’m shooting my ball snot;
When you’re down on all four.”
Kinda sets you’re heart aflutter.
Or even the day. Those factors help with negotiations.
I do tend to have to get a new hobby phone after these encounters, however.
At JDU, we have a way of picking them out before we meet. They are the ones replying to the ISO's on the regional boards when none of the john requests match what the girls are offering:
For example:
Johnny123dfw: "Looking for a blonde, GFE, preferably under 30 to spend a few hours with this Saturday. Tons of likes on p411."
KrazyhookerJane: "I am a stunning 47 y.o. brunette that provides a great PSE but wont be in town for another 2 months and no refs needed. PM me."
To an old time monger like yourself, you can spot the danger immediately but our freshman have trouble as they only think with their dicks.
You gave me a good chuckle on a tough day at work Jack. While I wouldn't want you anywhere near my sister, or my mother for that matter, I think it would be a good time grabbing a beer with you. lol
I do find it interesting that both your mommy and your sis hook, though. Do they do doubles? No interest in mom but shoot me your sister's pics and I will take a look.
With regards to that beer, if you can afford my rate, lets talk. I recently found out here from one of the more insecure johns that he gets much better service when he exceeds the MSRP.
So if you REALLY want the full JD experience during our brew-haha, tip away, son. Tip away. 
I also don't tip the ladies as I am not the the insecure OR the "condescending" type. lmao!
Dudes who want to lay pipe in shitter chutes with complete strangers are just as bat shit crazy.
Hope you are enjoying your time in the asylum.
then I like to get back to good old sane gal.
To quote Bart Simpson:
You'd think living with a bunch of crazy people would be fun, but it isn't.
My last ATF was BSC , but the sex was out of this world. Her attention to time was good and bad. She was never on time but when she arrived there was no time limits until she was ready to leave. The was a great and horrible 2.5 years.
Nothing wrong with taking walk on wild side.It mite blow your mind. All professionals going to be on their best behavior and charming clients in PAID sessions..Professionals want clients coming back to their businesses. No free sessions with professionals.One professional talking about calling wife.Hell horror stories on boards about different levels professionals calling clients wives or black mail. Enjoy variety and have fun leave drama at the door.
what did you just say ????
I'd give up whilst your ahead trying to untangle that mumbo jumbo....
I guess some guys don't have a partner at all. Now I can see why.
I'm missing a few bricks lol for sure lol glad you guys have all your bricks 👌 . NOW! Bark like a dog.. roll over ...............
There are those who think that guzzling ball snot and taking the high hard one up the shit pipe for asspipe adventures from total strangers causes mental instability in hookers. Since many were mentally unstable before they started hooking I'm not sure if that's the reason some hookers are three bricks shy of a load upstairs.
5150 is the California code for people who are fucking crazy and can be subject to 72 hours of psychiatric lockup.
Do you find that the crazier a hooker is the more you are intrigued? Do you like hookers who are fucking crazy? Does craziness make them better in bed?
What do you think?
It would depend on your idea of crazy? What is crazy to one very well could not be to another. It is like what is normal depends on your definition of normal.
Be careful on using mentally unstable before they started providing. How do you know they are unstable or are you going off some generalized assumption you have learned. The ladies I have all seen have commanded the respect from me as well I do with them.
When a hooker tells us she is BSC, I'd believe her! ha!
and no, I am not guessing about her insanity. My first hint was the huge sack of antipsychotic meds she carried with her, the second was when she destroyed the hotel room I left her in after our first meeting, which was ironically enough a "non sexual M&G" hosted by the agency she worked for to get some credibility that turned into an OTC overnighter with her, which turned out to be not so "free" after I got the bill for the damages she caused along with a nasty note from the hotel informing me that her and I were no longer welcome guests at that hotel. lol
All doubt was removed after she told me her real name and I Googled her, the good news was she really was a semi finalist in the Miss Georgia pageant, she really was a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader, she really had won some major beauty pageants, but the bad news was she also had numerous documented psychotic breakdowns, multiple arrests and had most definitely been involuntarily committed several times. This woman was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE, but one of the best fucks I have ever had, inside or outside of P4P
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VEGAS. !!!
But I have yet to meet a hooker who can match my level of crazy. The ones who can actually handle me are ATF material.
Crazy hookers are fun... From my personal experience with them. My advice: Just don't get too up close and personal!
Crazy hookers are fun... From my personal experience with them. My advice: Just don't get too up close and personal!
It seems that way to me. They like to try new and different things during the session.
The current girl I'm seeing isn't crazy. But she seems a bit off mentally. How do I know? She asked me to go with her to one of her semi monthly therapy sessions. I didn't attend the session. I just waited in the waiting room when her therapy session was over. I had no idea she was seeing a mental therapist. Why she asked me to go with her is a mystery to me. My guess is that she likes being with me. She's a really sweet girl. I've had no issues being with her in public or during our playtime.
And the sex wasn't that great , honestly, because she sort of couldn't get out of her craziness. Hard to explain. She couldn't let go and enjoy herself.
Except for one detail: when I was inside her, her pussy felt perfect, and the physical pleasure was intense. It was as if some cosmic construction order had been arranged with a crucial detail tragically wrong. "OK, there we go, Old Cavalier is going to grow up with a penis perfectly designed for Civvie's vagina and vice versa. Great times when they meet in 25 years. ... Wait a minute, who scribbled 'BSC' on the specs??"
In the biz, my ATF was eccentric and had gone through some fairly horrific stuff, but she had done a lot of inner work and was saner than most folks in the ways that matter.
Just don't close your eyes or Turn your back on them LOL
Dennis Miller's advice on crazy people is that you can't save everyone, just try to not be around them when they go off.
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