Subject: First Xmas joke of the year

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at  the pearly
gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to  get into heaven."

The first man  fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.  He
flicked it on.  "It represents a candle," he said.  
 
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his  pocket and pulled out a set of keys.  He
shook them and said, "They're bells."
 
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The  third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's  panties.  St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do  those symbolize?"
 
The man replied,  "They're  Carols."

As we can tell with your jokes, look where your mind is at!!!!

Kisses, Shaye

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!- djr

funny...lol

I heard something similiar last year....different characters
but very seasonal... and full of mischief...
It involved a very sexy Mrs. Claus and the "north" pole....

I'll just leave it up to everone's imagination.


Cheers!...Happy Holidays!