April Fool's Day! You didn't think I would let this opportunity to make you sweat slide, did you? NetM toasting all the "XY chromosomes I've loved before..." (Practicing porn kareoke.) The day is young, and so am I.

You had me going there for a second...all I could think of was...
Female condom...but you were too expert at using them.

Booiiinnnngggg!

LMAO!

A pallet of pickles and s'mores is being drop-shipped direct from Sam's Club, and Amazon is overnighting "44,956 Names for Your Newborn," as well as "New News on Nipple Rings:  How to Breast Feed and Teeth Your Baby At the Same Time."

You need intense pre-nadel care--embryos don't like airplanes!!--I'm calling a diaper service---For the love of God and everything decent you MUst stay home!!!!!!!!!

 Happy April Fools day

     FR.

You nincompoop!  Between reading the header and the text I ordered 2 cases of Cohibas (Cohibim?)! Speaking bluntly of course, April Fool!