So the meal is made. Both are full. Wife says I cooked, you clean. Get to the bedroom...wife farts from too much gas and then you ask about about a BJ. NFW! I'm too tired from cooking and bloated. I think our dear and not so departed LR would agree.  

So its more of a mistress experience.  

Good luck with the BJ part of the equation, my man!!
When out on an appointment, a small appetizer or splitting something works best for me and my date.  It's much heather for the body to have 4-5 small meals during the day than gorging yourself 2-3 times.

the 2...good pick Oh, I mean the Champagne and Creme Brule.

I found all the talk about food kind of interesting. Then I logged out and had lunch. Coming back to it now, I'm bored.

For a while I was even keeping a diary of them, but often they make so little sense that when I go back and read what I wrote, it's a little better than gibberish.

I'm in the northeast where there is a big snow storm occurring right now.  Last night I dreamt that there would be no snow.  When I woke up I was convinced that there was no snow until I looked out the window.  I couldn't believe that my dream turned out to be untrue.  Dreams have a way of distorting perception.

By the way, getting back to the theme:  Sex is always better on an empty stomach.  (It's best on a bed, but if you don't have a bed, an empty stomach will do. 8o)