"Women's English"

Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry...

We need = I want.

It's your decision = The correct
decision should be obvious by now.

Do what ever you want = You'll pay for
this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,
you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave,
and you sweat a lot.

Be romantic, turn out the lights =
I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I
want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting,
and furniture, and wallpaper.

I heard a noise = I noticed you were
almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask
for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did
something today you're going to hate.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good game on TV.

You have to learn to communicate
= Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late,
you're dead,]


"Men's English"

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a
massage = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = What stupid self
inflicted psychological trauma is it now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight
is out of the question?

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Let's have sex now!

I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now
can we have sex?

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair
= I liked it better before.

Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing
you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?

Will you marry me? = I want to make it
illegal for you to have sex with others.

I don't think that blouse and that skirt
go well together = I'm gay.

Hey SENSUAL...

let's cut to the chase, and let's have sex  

Well, what do you mean no, ... then what ARE you  doing up at this hour; you ARE waiting for me to come over and have sex with you aren't you?

I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU KNOW YOU ARE.  I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE SAYING.

;->>

ff



-- Modified on 6/14/2001 12:52:15 AM

I was going to write something witty but due to that image blood is rushing to somewhere other than my brain right now.  BTW, is the PR Manager (or whatever) job still open?

-- Modified on 6/14/2001 1:04:01 AM

Ashley, by the tone of your post, I sense that you are tense. Also I am bored today and after our last meeting I think that I am in love with you...   Have a great day !!!

Hi Felicia darling!

Come over right now... I have fumble fingers for you!

XXXOOO Ashley

Hi Taxdog Sweetheart!

You are a sweetheart!  I miss you!

Have a wonderful weekend!

XXXOOO Ashley

This was my fav:
"You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me."

Psssst.... We think about it all the time!!!!

OH GENDER DIALECTS...

I read that as Character Defects!
lolol

LM