"My back aches, my penis is sore,
I really can't screw any more:
I'm dripping with sweat,
You haven't come yet,
And - oh, no, it's a quarter to four!"

    "In that case, I think you should know:
    I wondered how far you could go;
    Though I stifled my moans
    And held back on groans
    I came thirty times in a row!"

Love them moans and groans...

Cheers!

VR

Thats great!!! Here's an old favorite of mine...

A famed poet of ribald technique was the star witness in a rape case. When it came time for his testimony, he requested of the judge that he be allowed to give his testimony in the form of a poem...

Your Honor,
His pants were down,
Her ass was bare.
His balls were bouncing
up and down in the air.
His You-Know-What was in
Her You-Know-Where,
and if that wasn't fucking, Judge,
I wasn't there.

Reid she or didn't she?

I was surprised to read an interview with a provider in which she said that she sometimes tries to hide it when she has an O with a client, since so often it is the opposite - i.e. she fakes an O.  But when you think about it, it's not surprising at all - there are a variety of reasons why a woman might try to hide her O, mostly having to do with boundaries and privacy.

God knows there are enough men who think that they have to prove their manhood by bringing her to an O, and don't realize there is much more to good sex than that.